my memes

Men kill the version of you they loved and then get mad at you for changing into what they created.

i arrive at the pearly gates. they are guarded by two angels; one who always tells the truth and one who always lies. i whip out my 1977 AMT Hardballer .45 that has my dead wife’s name engraved on the trigger. i shoot one of the angels dead. i ask the other if their friend is alive or dead. they say their friend is alive, confirming they are the liar. i shoot that angel dead too. having successfully bypassed their riddle, i am thus able to sneak my truck into heaven with me creating a loophole which grants cars souls and either grants them access to heaven or damns them to an eternity in hell. i rev the engine as i ram through the pearly gates and it’s sick as hell. #mytruck

Fuck yeah dude I will gladly let hatred consume me

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

summer is lowkey relapse season cuz like something traumatic always happens

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

”you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don’t like the vampire armand

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Listening to the Cranberries and thinking about my beautiful mother and suddenly I’m crying at the coffeeshop