Hello Hello!
Tis I! The not-so-fabled Slizard!
I practice goop magic. I also take care of snails! I am currently experiencing awful memory issues, please be patient with me.
He/him please!
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@slime-wizard-slizard
Hello Hello!
Tis I! The not-so-fabled Slizard!
I practice goop magic. I also take care of snails! I am currently experiencing awful memory issues, please be patient with me.
He/him please!
ref down there v

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// I just realized I can finally share this to the public,,,
Havent posted since literally last year have a new slizard ref from the epprbcu discord rp
Any chanze we could havez a dizcord !cu update ?
Bill Cipher has been wiped from existence since the creator was weird. That's it.
The Interrobang War was ended by Yuri in this timeline, yet another Minerro win.
New energy-form alien species present in Exclamania, as per usual. Made by the same creator behind John and Genny, Quietus, so you know shit's going to get wild eventually.
Prof and Art are currently journeying together, and, unrelated, a local vampire is discovering blood is in extremely limited supply among the Exclamanians.
Adonis is active earlier than Tumblr's Exclamania, and while we don't have Character-Select to pull a steven universe, we do have toxic yaoi in the form of bug hunter Redacted.
Redacted is also a pro-devs bug hunter this time.
We also have an overworked office worker of some sort that also works for the devs, and their sentient piece of malware. They hate each other so much that it is completely unreasonable, and it's a miracle either of them get anything done. Same creator as Unskilled, btw.
The Serotonin Patch is also in play way sooner too, having affected Mini. This was reversed by Terro having to say some utterly heartbreaking shit to combat the Serotonin Effects, but they did get a happy ending for this arc!
Slizard got fucking mauled an inch from death by a werewolf/spider/thing And Hecx got mildly injured in the same encounter. The werewolf woman is also a Quietus character.
One of the energy forms is speaking to a newly awakened Exclamanian, Named Leporis, who thinks it's their brain(it isn't), and they beat shit out of slizard. That poor sludge man cannot catch a break.
Leporis, and Redacted are currently investigating a mysterious gleaming tower, and had just started fighting each other as of the last writing session.
this isn't quite everything, since it'd take a while to reorganize it all, but I'll do my best to keep you up to date
-Update: The Serotonin Arc is NOT active right now, turns out that was a future scenario the creators behind Mini and Terro wanted to write, so it isn't canon yet.
Heyy!! My characters mentioned!!!
(Slizard (duh), Leporis, and the unnamed vampire)
Here are their refs btw
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
Thank you
You're so nice..
oh- thanks slizard but im not really. not most of the time
Well, you're nice to me, a-at least!
yeah but- but if i was ever mean to you i don't think you'd remember anymore..
Oh.. um.. w-were you mean to me..?
You've been so nice...

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[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
Thank you
You're so nice..
oh- thanks slizard but im not really. not most of the time
Well, you're nice to me, a-at least!
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
yeah, yeah that sounds good! <|:)
Thank you
You're so nice..
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
that's okay!!!! that's ok!!! i can go back and get some slime from the snails at the law firm if you need any
Snails... Uh, we were going to visit them, right? Maybe i can get some slime when we visit.
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?
sure, if it's not any trouble
Its not! Uh, let me see what ingredients I have...
[Slizard looks through some of his cabinets for a moment]
I dont think i have any slime left, im so sorry.
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
no worries my- uh, no worries slizard
Uh, n-now that i have my cookbook, do you want something to eat?

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[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
under these sticky notes <|:)
Oh, thank you, i wouldn't have thought to look there!
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
is this it? [legal holds up a weathered book]
Oh! Yes, i think so! Thank you!
Where was it?
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
alright! [legal walks into the kitchen]
[Slizard starts looking around his kitchen]
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..
that's okay!! i had some food before hand. do you need help finding it?
that would be nice! Um, i dont know where i last put it..
it's probably in my kitchen somewhere..
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[legal winces at the doctor note]
that's fine then! they can stay <|:)
Thank you..!
Um, I would offer to make you something to eat, but i dont remember where i put my recipe book..

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[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]
oh! okay!
[legal scans the sticky notes, trying to see if he can read anything that sticks out, or if it's mostly just reminders to do chores and things]
well, this is a lot of paperwork. if you ever need a hand cleaning up just let me know.
[a lot of the sticky notes say mundane things like "don't forget to do your laundry" or "remember to clean up your library" but a few hold more important notes. "Don't forget to eat" and "remember to see the doctor" being the most important]
Um, i'll let you know. B-but I need them for my memory so i dont want to get rid of them!
[you hear a knock on the door]
[slizard opens up his door just enough so that he can see who knocked]
[legal is standing there, looking worried and a bit ashamed. he's fidgeting with his hands.]
...Hello?
[legal looks up immediately]
slizard? okay okay. how've you been? and you are alive! that's good! that's good, that means-
oh. did you um. i sent a letter...
i mean, like, i'm glad you're not dead. very very very glad! but you're still distre- hmmm.
did you get the letter? i put it on the doorstep, maybe it got rained on...
that's fine. that's fine and i can come back later if you're upset.
Uh... I think you have the wrong house...
..............................
slizard?
you don't... me.
right. of course. of course that would happen. okay. okay that's fine. it'll probably make this easier anyway. okay then.
H-how do you know my name?
[Slizard looks worried]
[legal takes a deep breath]
oh right! sorry for not introducing myself, i guess that's pretty rude of me, haha.
my names legal! i'm a lawyer on the island <|:) we've met a few times before but we don't really know each other, so i thought i'd just drop by and see how you're doing :)
Oh.. Uh, I'm sorry I must've forgot. I have some memory problems, sorry.
N-nice to see you..
no need to apologise ! memory problems are something you can't control, and i understand.
but you've been holding up okay?
Um, thank you..
Oh, yeah, i th-think so!
A bit l-lonely though..
that... makes sense.
i still have some of your snails at the law firm, maybe you'd like to see them? i could give them back to you if you're feeling okay again!
My.. my snails...
Did i have those? I don't remember that...
Uh... maybe seeing them will jog my memory! Yeah, i'd like to go see them, if thats okay with you
But, um, i-i don't think my memory is good enough to take care of anything...
jog your- i- maybe- um.
no, yeah, no, it'll be okay. yeah you can come and see your snails slizard, of course <|:)
your memory.. surely there's something we can do about that, i don't want you to have to give up your snails.... some memory problems are normal as you get older of course, but you shouldn't be forgetting this much.
O-oh. Um.. I think i... it's all fuzzy.. i think i did something about it... uhm.. cause i know im not supposed to be so forgetful.. i dont think it helped though.. i don't remember..
But its okay, i use sticky notes to remind me!
sticky notes are good! do you have a place where you keep them? can i have a look?
Oh, um, sure!
Please come in!
[Slizard fully opens the door of his home, almost every surface is covered in sticky notes. Looking closer at them, theyre hard to read with how messy Slizards handwriting has gotten, and many of the sticky notes say the same things multiple times]