Cold As Ice Cream But Still As Sweet

there's something stupid going inside my head

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner