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new episode this weekend you know what that means

There have been multiple events in my life that should have killed me right off but they didn’t, so naturally the only logical conclusion one could draw from this observation is that I cannot die

when I pull up to the function on Red Bull hours of sleep

sorry guys one more shower and I’ll go to bed I pinkie promise

hello? customer service? yeah hi, I’m calling to return this body I received at birth. yeah, it’s damaged. I seem to have received a triple order of inner monologue and the will to live compartment is only half full. also I didn’t order the model with the cracking joints, thanks.

how many more things can I blame for all my problems before I have to go to therapy

and what exactly is so bad about living in the past huh? you judging my rose colored lenses?

If I burn everything I own it will finally be clean…. or if I use bleach instead of shampoo…….. everything is dirty and everything is TOUCHING ME

if i write mantises are the opposite of voles on my ap bio test will i get a 5

hypothetically how much hypothetical Vicodin would it hypothetically take to kill me hy-

the liquid glass update traumatized me I haven’t downloaded a single software update since