shaking hands with the milkman rating: explicit word count: 606 Summary: Phil wakes up alone. (And that’s just fine.) Notes/Warnings: For the @phandomficfests Bingo prompt: masturbation.
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shaking hands with the milkman rating: explicit word count: 606 Summary: Phil wakes up alone. (And that’s just fine.) Notes/Warnings: For the @phandomficfests Bingo prompt: masturbation.
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here and now rating: t word count: 606 Summary: It’s a game they used to play. Notes/Warnings: For the @phandomficfests Bingo prompt: hot tub.
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pick a star on the dark horizon rating: t word count: 1.1k Summary: Phil finds Dan’s backup plan. Notes/Warnings: Companion piece to this (oneshot) and part of the (in the half light) universe. Contains discussion of past suicidal thoughts. Notes: Written for @lackless-dnp for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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shake the glitter off your clothes rating: t word count: 2k Summary: Phil takes Dan to Vegas to celebrate his 21st birthday. Notes: For the @phandomficfests Bingo prompt: Vegas.
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The room smells like cigarette smoke and too-thick perfume, a scent that crawls into Phil’s throat and lingers there uncomfortably.
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rating: t (for now) words: 4.2k summary: When Phil’s family packs up and moves to a new house in a new neighbourhood, he’s fully prepared to be lonely and miserable. And he is. Until he meets the boy who lives across the street.
a teenage au co-written by @waveydnp and @alittledizzy
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Title: coffee stains and a broken cup Rating: PG Word Count: 1399 words Summary: tour fic; the bus accident.
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There’s a jarring rock, sharper than the sway of the bus on a normal night’s drive, that rolls Phil right to the edge of his bunk. There’s a sound with it that rings in Phil’s ears.
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in the strangest locations rating: pg word count: 3k Summary: Dan’s first week on the job. (A prequel to Celebration.) Notes: Written for @waveydnp for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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The basement office smells of stale air and weirdly sweet, like the smell of Dan’s grandmother’s car when he’d leave a bag of sweets open in the summertime and they’d all melt together into a sticky sugar lump.
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where the trees we planted grow rating: t word count: 2.3k Summary: Dan and Phil take a trip to Japan after the tour is over. Notes: Written for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives. Special dedication: an early birthday present for Kamillester with lots of love, from D
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Years ago, so many years ago that Dan was still a teenager and Phil still felt crushed under the weight of an uncertain future and his own inability to commit himself to doing what normal people are supposed to do when they finish uni, they spent the better part of a lazy spring day reading each other articles on Japan out loud and planning a holiday that seemed like a distant dream.
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one star dan/phil, rated m 472 words
written for @phandomficfests sex toys challenge
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when the sun goes down rating: m word count 500 x 3 (ao3 sits on a throne of lies, it is definitely 500 words per segment) notes: written for @phandomficfests summer au flash fest
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no time to think dan/phil, pg, 700ish words
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give you my heat dan/phil, rated e, 683 words
written for @phandomficfests summer sounds flash fest
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The fan pointed right at them is whirring so fast it becomes almost a buzz, like the soundtrack accompaniment of the feeling under their skin as Phil leans over Dan, one hand smashed down into the duvet and the other pressing into the small of Dan’s back. There’s a tacky dampness between his fingers and Dan’s skin, sweat mixed from the beads rolling down Dan’s back and the ones dripping down Phil’s temple.
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Title: high maintenance machines Rating: PG Word Count: 1420 words Summary: Dan fights with his parents about a lot of things. Today it happens to be about Phil. Notes: Written for @quercussp for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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There’s a stand off moment where they’re three paces away from each other, Dan and his dad staring each other down. Their angry words ring in the air around them. Dan’s throat feels raw and he can feel wet spittle on his lip from how emphatically he’d been screaming.
“Dan,” his mum says, her hand on his arm. “You need to go to your room.”
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Title: lean with it Rating: PG Word Count: 1695 words Summary: Sometimes Dan has to say things, even if Phil doesn’t really want to hear them. (An anti-jealousy fic.) Notes: Written for @europeansoul for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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Dan has the strong sense of deja vu as he stands in duty free and watches a man try far too enthusiastically to sell Phil a bottle of cologne.
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Title: naked sofa battle royale Rating: E Word Count: 1.3k Summary: Dan takes advantage of Phil’s naked gaming habit. (Basically written half on my phone last night to drive @waveydnp crazy, so blame her.)
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Title: a little street where old friends meet Rating: PG Word Count: 1120 words Summary: Jimmy runs into Phil in a Tesco at half eleven on a Thursday night. Notes: Written for @nihilist-phan, for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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“Oh-” Jimmy says, pulling up short as a shoulder collides firmly into his. He takes a half step back, a polite apology already on his tongue, before it registers to him exactly who he’s just had a run in with. “Oh! Wow!”
He hasn’t seen Phil Lester in the flesh in two years, almost. He can’t even properly recall the last time - a youtube event, a premiere perhaps? He has the vague memory of small talk over cocktails.
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Title: a crash and then Rating: G Word Count: 584 words Summary: Dan breaks the coffee table. Notes: Written for @dnovep, for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit PhandomGives.
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“I’m fine,” Dan says. He’s still sat on the floor cradling his arm. He’s not bleeding but there’s redness on his skin and he knows it’ll probably be a fantastic bruise. “Phil. Chill the fuck out. I’m fine.”
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