Alias

Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

I actually really like the term genderqueer, because the only thing it specifies about your gender is that it's queer in some way. Does that mean you're nonbinary? Binary trans? Cis with some freaky cool gender presentation stuff going on? None of those or all of those? It doesn't matter and I think that's beautiful.

when there’s a pregnancy plot line in an otherwise fine show i’m like either she aborts the baby or i abort the show

Need to know everyone’s fav jcombs movies other than reani. Mines dead man walking or phantom empire

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

They're rolling me into a horrible blunt