swearbear

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

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motherfucker ultimate

I Demand Coca Cola 

*Seymour Is Driving On The Road And Stops At Gasstation*

*Seymour Gets Out And Starts Pumpping Ths Gasoline*

Good Time For A Cigar…

*Seymour Telekinetically Lights Cigar And Puts It In His Little Snout While Pumping*

*Seymour Peers Into His Tank To Make Sure Its Full*

*Seymour Puts His Whole Head Inside The Tank*

Out of Touch Thursday

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

Bernie Sanders has been remarkably silent on the lack of catgirl CEOs in America

there's a very specific niche on here that's like [stephen king's IT] [fleabag] [not to me not if it's you] [the goldfinch] [dead poets society] [bill hader] [and the history books forgot about us and the bible didn't mention us] [the raven cycle] [fuck me pumps] [reddie breakdown] [richard siken] [gay yearning] [hands] [macdennis] [i can't explain the state that i'm in the state of my heart he was my best friend] [screenshots of lines or photos from different poems, lyrics, books, tv shows, and movies that follow a similar theme] and it's the only side of this website i participate in and interact with

wow they wrote all this out when they could’ve just said “I’m white n boring”

at least two of these things listed include actors who have done blackface