Too Sober For Life's Bullshit

LGBTQIA+ Oral Master Challenge:

Whoever flosses their teeth closest to every day in June wins

"Donkey...please....don't make me do this..." Shrek cried as he backed away. Donkey looked at him with angry yet fearful eyes. Like a creature being taken over by a parasite that was losing control to.

Donkey had bite marks around his legs and thighs. His mouth was dirty and messy, with a white paste around the teeth. His movement was erratic, aggressive, and unstable. He wanted to tell Shrek that he doesn't want to do this. He wants to tell Shrek that he loved his friend and doesn't want to hurt him. But he could only think it. All that Donkey could let out is a gravely, yet high pitched yell.

The legs moved forward, a charge towards the ogre. "Donkey....please!.....FORGIVE ME!!!" He yelled towards his best friend. The gun goes off, spewing a thick black smoke from the barrel. The sound was like a canon at close range. When the smoke cleared, Donkeys body laid still. Whatever disease he had wouldn't hurt him anymore...

The two then got up with smiles on and turned to the audience. "And THATS why you never take candy from strangers!" Donkey cheerfully said! "Hope you all learned a valuable lesson!" Shrek said with a sense of accomplishment.

It’s a great combination of sweet and savory!

I yell fuck a lot,

Because my life is fucked up,