NO BASIC SHIT!!!

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- LJ is extremely claustrophobic. It’s easier when he’s not alone, but he can not do small rooms. He’s embarrassed about it, but he always rushes down cramped hallways, always takes the stairs compared to an elevator, never uses hotel bathrooms.

- Slender is the youngest of the Slender-Brothers and gets treated as such by the older three. He HATES it. Splendor is the worst, always a mother hen and won’t. Leave. Him. Alone!

- Speaking of Slenderman, he’s a workaholic. He regularly forgets to eat, sleep, socialize and everything else when a new stack of demonic paperwork comes in. Hoodie is the only one who can even attempt to break this habit.

- Trender tailors Slender’s suits for him.

- Slender’s red tie is from Sally, who said a long time ago that he needed more color. He always wears the red tie.

- Liu’s murder is the only kill Jeff feels bad about. When he found out Liu (magically) survived, he tracked him down, killed everyone in the hospital that got in his way and cried into his baby brothers hair for an hour. Then they got McDonald’s.

(I’m fine with either of the woods brothers being the older one, but I normally go with Jeff being older)

- Masky and Hoodie are different that Tim and Brian, but not to the extent of multiple personalities. They are more like a state of mind or a persona the two swap into when they are working. Toby, who knows both of them well, says they aren’t that different they just don’t talk as much. The rest of the Creeps beg to differ.

Being caught doing stupid shit by Brian is one thing. Being caught doing stupid shit by Hoodie is Scary.

- there is a Slender-Mansion, though the only ones that live there are Slender, his proxies and Sally. Others might stay for a while, as it’s a bit of a safe house, but always leave within a month. The residents get jumpy around new comers, which comes off as passive aggressive behaviour and in Slender’s case, actual aggressive behavior.

- Slender is simultaneously more animalistic and more human then people give him credit. He feels an array of emotions but can’t express them due to a lack of a face and the fact he’s a Demon and Demons Do Not Act That Way.

He’s fiercely territorial and needs to be warned before someone comes into his Forest. The proxies are fine, they are His, but anyone else needs to make their intentions known or get the fuck out.

- BEN is actually pretty old. He died when he was twelve and so is stuck in that form but is actually nearly thirty. He doesn’t act like an adult because he was stuck in a video games as a twelve year old for 7 years and that wouldn’t help his development.

- Liu’s favorite color is moss green. He wears a lot of turtle necks in that color and normally rolls the neck out so it covers the lower half of his face. He’s very self conscious about his scars. Jeff is fiercely supportive of him and tries to make him feel better by showing off his own. It doesn’t help, but Jeff means well.

- Everyone lives in fear of Jane. She’s a terrifying 6 foot 1 lesbian who could crack man’s skull between her thighs. She has drop kicked demons. Looked god in the eye and flipped him off. Everyone lives in fear of Jane.

- Clockwork is a literal gremlin and has the Best friendship with Toby. They commit arson together and paint each others nails. It’s sweet :)

- LJ has a cockney accent he plays up to be Extra Annoying. He’s also able to adjust his height so he can go from tall to Taller in the blink of an eye. He can also warp various other aspects of his appearance at will to make himself more/less threatening, depending on his mood.

-LJ also drains the color out of whatever he touches. He doesn’t do it on purpose, it just turns monochrome in his fingers and makes him sad. It regains it’s color eventually but he can’t wear all the pretty colors he wants to! :(

-Candy Pop’s hair and clothes are the only exception to LJ’s abilities and LJ is delighted to find this out. This lead to him get pummeled by a gaudy pink hammer for stealing all of Candy Pop’s clothes.

- Jason the Toymaker and LJ are... friends. They get along well enough and often work together on “projects”. They can never stay in the same place for too long as LJ naturally annoys everyone within a twenty miles radius just by existing and Jason’s temper is Not Fun.

- The Toymaker is also a thorn is Slenderman’s side because he’s a nosy bastard who quite literally has rats for spies and has them everywhere. Slenderman has his proxies trained to shoot him on sight.

- the Proxies relationship with Slender is interesting. It’s evolved from “ok It owns our souls and we kill for it and it doesn’t kill us.” To “ok working for a Demon ain’t that bad He’s actually kinda a dork.” To finally “HEY BOSS TOBY SET THE PORCH ON FIRE AGAIN CAN YOU HELP PUT IT OUT.”

Slender is very happy to have a family. He will never admit it, but he is.

- Slender loves Blackberries. A lot.

I think that’s enough for now. Sorry there’s so much. If you want more I can give more “plot” heavy ones or more stupid ones. Boy do I have a lot of stupid ones.

Slenderman -- bro he snatched up Several; The Hunt, The Eye, The Lonely, and MAYBE a touch of The Web. He gets around.

Jeff -- you already KNOW our boy is an Avatar of The Slaughter thats not even a question

Eyeless Jack -- The Flesh

Laughing Jack -- The Stranger/The Spiral(?)

Ben -- The Spiral

Zalgo -- The End, of course!

Jane -- The Desolation/The Hunt

Masky -- The Stranger/The Hunt

Hoodie -- The Dark(???)/The Stranger

Toby -- The Desolation

Rake -- The Slaughter/The Hunt

Sally -- The Lonely/The Web(?)

Smile Dog -- The Spiral for S U R E

Clockwork -- The Web/The Vast(??? Dunno she just gives me Vast Vibes)

FERAL PINOCCHIO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANON I LOVE THIS HEADCANON AND I LOVE YOU

Mostly bc he kinda acts Bitterly in his story--ppl tend to portray him as a angry, angsty, violent teenager, both bc he Was one, and bc a lot of his fans Are teens, so theres definitely subconscious projection going on.

Theres certainly lots of different interpretations for his character--i personally think that... as an older individual, once hes left the angst and pain of what he'd been through behind, and come to accept what hed done since then, he would just be.... a very, very tired individual. Not cruel, or malicious at first glance--if anything, i could see him being very kind! Especially towards any children he runs into.

A lot of ppl like to put emphasis on his """"insanity"""", his lack of empathy or whatever, but in light of MYSELF entering adulthood and looking back on the kinda medicore stuff i did as a younger teen, never mind the stuff id THOUGHT of doing, sometimes those violent urges are just.... just hormones, and terrifying lack of anger management skills stemming from emotionally negligent parents. In the versions of the story id read, i really could understand some of his anger, and how quickly the things that happened had spun out of control--in the most recent story rewrite the thing that disfigured his was basically an accident.

I think seeing the news stories about him probably made it worse for a while, but then... i dont know. There's something nice about the idea of him realizing the things hed been through had been a true tragedy, but that it doesn't HAVE to define him? He doesn't have to be the merciless, emotion less killer he thought he was, that the world thinks he is. Theyre irreversible mistakes that he made in the wake of severe trauma--he cant go back to change things, and, well... hes pretty good at running from the cops, so why turn himself in?

This is a longwinded way of me getting to the idea that, theoretically, if Jeff was 'realistic' in MY eyes, i could totally see him going the "mysterious vigilante killer of abusers and criminals-the-pigs-won't-keep-locked-up" route.