I am what I am

It’s no longer hers.

It’s the cat’s now.

a day an hour in the life of kim doyoung

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

“For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”