Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
styofa doing anything
hello vonnie

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Andulka
Mike Driver

izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
Game of Thrones Daily
RMH
art blog(derogatory)
AnasAbdin

Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast

★

@theartofmadeline
seen from Belarus

seen from Brazil

seen from Denmark
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Türkiye
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from Denmark

seen from United States
@sleepynlazy
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
okay, so petty revenge ideas, if someone keeps stealing your blankets make them two blankets, one that's normal and the perfect size of their bed and one that's just a Mobius strip, give them the normal one and let them use it for a few days and then one day swap it around for the Mobius strip and delight in knowing they'll be searching for the edge for like, A WHILE
I HAVE AN ENGLISH DIPLOMA, I WILL GO FORTH.
I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
AT LEAST SOMEONE DOES (I DON'T THINK I'M GON DO IT GANG)
I'M CALLING THE REINFORCEMENTS (my moon, i'm calling my moon)
I HAVE AN ENGLISH DIPLOMA, I WILL GO FORTH.
I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
AT LEAST SOMEONE DOES (I DON'T THINK I'M GON DO IT GANG)
can you guess who's hyperfocusing on Forsaken?
i also finally fixed my signature, the other signature didn't exist, it's all Mandela effect.
lord did this age well

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
BITCH???
so, are you gonna make your first post or leave us waiting?
(read in the intonation you'd sing happy birthday to you)
Happy birthday to me!
i won't forget this year!
last year i forgot my own birthday!
happy birthday to me!
can you guess who's hyperfocusing on Forsaken?
i also finally fixed my signature, the other signature didn't exist, it's all Mandela effect.
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you're surrounded by flames
love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn't even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.
me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that's so-
this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT
me: i...ok. i need Time to process this i'm-
cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT
me: ...i ...i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com
if i had to receive this information you people must too.
Honestly, sometimes i imagine two modern day Faes talking about the names they've stolen and just like 70% of the names are just like I don't know "Caleb" spelled in many different ways, because unique names are rarer and rarer nowdays
like the Fae going "can i have your name?"
and the guy going "oh it's Kalleb"
and the Fae just gets pissed "OH NOT ANOTHER ONE"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
here can you watch my Tinyzai for a bit?
okay thanks bye, i'm gonna buy some milk
Please take him back I already have two of those and I don't think they're Dazai-friendly
a throwback to when i started an uncontrollable mess
Hindsight after a heatstroke, maybe being Femzai for a convention during the beginning of summer wasn't a bright idea after all
i love traditional artist digital artist hostility, specially when their best friends, like you're telling me it's not the best thing when you and you're best friend just go like at eachother's throats??
my best friend (a traditional artist that just watched me bucket fill a solid color background): digital art is bullshit
me (very offended): when you finally die i will be the first thing welcoming you to hell.
my best friend: bold of you to assume i wouldn't be there to welcome you first.
definitely didn't forget the 27th is my birthday, yupp definitely didn't forget my own birthday
Y'KNOW WHAT FUCK IT, I'M SLEPPY NOW I'M NOT FIXING IT IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE NOW

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I DON'T WANNA BE SLEPPYNLAZY NOOOOO
I JUST REALIZED MY WATERMARK IS MISSPELLED AND I'M SO ANGRY