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@sleepymuses
OK to make up for being ENTIRELY dead here and not interacting w anyone on this blog have a wip of emezel/emrutt !! im revamping his design more properly while still tryin to keep him recognizable (and im adding his horns when I do this digitally so not a word about that )
also this is just somethin so those of u whove been here since I was 12 and dont follow my art blog can see how ive grown <3 bless yall for stickin around while ive been dead
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Trying to find all the Fandomless OC RP Blogs out there! Can you please reblog this post if you’re a Fandomless OC RP Blog and would like to be added to the masterlist for Fandomless OC RP Blogs??? Thanks!
“Guess who’s baaa-aaack~! Didja miss us? Admit it, you missed us!” [Wink]
buuut yeah !! i finally got rid of all the old posts besides, like, starter memes and stuff, so we can start fresh !! I’m still working on fixing up the blog itself and pages and stuff tho,, we only have 5 muses this time around, also! its the twins Arin and Eren, Josiah, and Marcus, pluuus a revamped Emrutt, w a new name [its Emezel !!] and everything!
“Aaand, good news- the mun’s actually somewhat confident in his art now, so we’ll have icons! Fun, right?”
we’ll still be on a semi-hiatus bc I have school and general life stuff, but!! its good to be back!!
Send me ⚠ to find my muse at the end of a trail of blood.
cr1tikal sentence meme
“How was I supposed to know to keep my child alive? There should be a message at the beginning: child is useful, do not murder. Otherwise how would I know, this is ridiculous.”
“Alright, now I wanna sound nice, formal, and normal.”
“Taste the titties with every bite.”
“I have strategically placed sea sponges on my body. Sometimes I’ll even use sea urchin if the price is right.”
“Well fuck you, not even exchanging pleasantries?”
“What the fuck does ASL stand for? Asparagus… Sex… Live?”
“Do I like to talk dirty? Is that even a question? That’s like asking a telephone if it likes ears.”
“Look at this guy, running all the way from Lithuania just to give me the business.”
“Is that titty seaweed?”
“Bitch, I will sprinkle Scooby Snacks all over your face.”
“Alright, I need to get dancing. If the phantoms see I’m not busting a move, fuck’s gonna get shit.”
“Stop conveying such a wide range of emotions!”
“Are you really off balance after one cocktail? You’re a fucking lightweight. And you call yourself an alcoholic?”
“Good afternoon fellow sober citizen! It’s a very nice day out here.”
“It’s probably all the cocaines she has in her system. She’s got some cocaines there, a lot of cocaines. At least 50,000 cocaines.”
“His head just popped off like a lego, that’s all.”
“It is very hard to control a vehicle after bumping three lines of coke!”
“Toy Story 4: rated R for strong language, sexual themes and ass gore.”
“Let’s find out who’s masturbating upstairs.”
“What if I told you that was my husband, huh? Bet that’d take you for a surprise.”
“Okay then, I’ll go fuck myself. Thank you.”
“If I was ever gonna have sex with with a towel, now would be the ideal time to do so.”
“Your mouth says ‘not bad’ but your eyes say ‘everything’s bad.’ You look extremely sad.”
“This is not my home! My home has porn and stuff.”
“Just talk about ass cheeks or grass or something, that’s what I usually do.”
“I might as well go into my closet and grab a fucking Boppet, try to have a conversation with that.”
“Where are we going? Probably some weird fucking place- ooh, I guessed right.”
“Somebody fuck me. I don’t know what is going on.”
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sleep sentence starters 💤
"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."
"I'm too tired for this shit."
"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."
"You can take a nap on me if you want."
*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*
"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"
"My snoring's not that bad..."
"I do not snore!"
"Do I really snore?"
"I'm trying to sleep here!"
"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."
*yawn*
"I do not drool when I sleep!"
"Do I really drool when I sleep?"
"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."
"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."
*sleepy mumbling noises*
"Do I really talk in my sleep?"
"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"
"Have a nice nap?"
"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"
"Having trouble sleeping?"
"You can sleep in my bed if you want."
"Your snoring kept me up all night."
"Go to sleep already..."
"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"
"Bad dreams again?"
"Not another nightmare is it?"
"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."
*draws mustache on you while you sleep*
"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."
"I wanna go back to bed..."
"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."
"You sleep too much."
"You don't sleep enough"
"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."
"Sometimes I watch you sleep."
Send '!!!' For your muse to spray mine with a spray bottle
Send ’..!’ For the reverse
Illness Sentence Starters
“Do you need me to call your mom/dad/sibling/etc.?” “Do I need to take you to the ER?” “When did you get that?” “It’s not contagious, is it?” “You need to go home and lie down.” “You’re bleeding!” “Okay, just breathe.” “How many fingers am I holding up?” “Have you been drinking enough water?” “When’s the last time you took your medicine?” “You’re not going to need surgery, are you?” “This is what happens when you don’t take a break once in awhile!” “I think you’re just burnt out.” “You really scared me! You have to take better care of yourself!”
Half Asleep Sentence Starters
"Get that dog outta here."
"Woah, thats a lot of eyes."
"Sounds like youre putting geese in it. BLUHUHUHUH."
"Is this really happening???"
"Toyota, lets go places."
"Lil ceasars ripe and ready pizza."
"It is I Stanford Pip."
"How can you confuse papayas with asparagus?"
"Too much dogs, not enough meat, you need life alert."
"Can you be a cannibalism in this game?"
"Remember when I slammed my cake to the face?"
"No.."
Llamas with Hats starter meme
There's a dead human in our house.
I do not kill people. That is- that is my LEAST favourite thing to do.
And I, uh, well I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.
You sunk an entire cruise ship.
I would think I would remember something like that.
Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
I will not apologize for art.
Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.
I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here.
The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!
That was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
Well, that explains why my mojito is taking so long...
It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
That hurt my feelings. Now we're BOTH in the wrong.
Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just ANY meat will do.
I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
I totally don't remember your name.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.
Clue number 1- the imposter is a phantom.
What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of a melting city.
I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded.
Friendship is two friends munching on a well-cooked face together.
You're right, it's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head.
Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
It's a lovely day out, we're having a great time, what have you done.
I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
I may have created a crack in space-time.
I think I was expecting worse.
But this is totally fucked, bro!
I don't understand how or why you do anything!
And the payment is baby hands.
I'm the Henry Ford of human meat.
It's not a meat grinder, it's an orphan stomper.
It's everything. Everything you've done, ever.
That looks like a meat dragon.
Did you finish your meat dragon?
Now how would you feel if I called your work a monstrosity?
Of course I had to use faces. Anything else would be disrespecting the art.
I disagreed with the election results.
I think their bodies are still in my blood canal.
You're sitting. You never sit.
Pianos aren't supposed to bleed and scream!
Why can't you go horrify someone else?
You made a mask of my face?
To some, you are now known as Nikolai Sponakoff, brutal leader of the Russian opium cartel.
I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans.
I buried a large chest of dubloons once, I could go dig that up.
A lot of something is in a hole somewhere.
I'm putting on some music. I'm not listening anymore.
I think I would have remembered dismembering someone and putting all their bits on the ground right here.
You said you weren't coming back.
I'm kind of just freestyling it these days.
Oh, it's my gore pit.
I think my legs are broken.
That's probably a basilisk. It probably won't bother us. The stupid thing only eats CHIPOTLE!
Were you always this creepy?
All the hands are eaten, all the meat creatures are made, unleashed, and then also eaten...
Yelling. Also a felony.
I'm sorry if this violates your restraining order, but it's important.
Oh, hey. I didn't do that...
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My muse is clutching a severely bleeding bullet wound. What does your muse do?
250+ starters you can use
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❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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Your muse sees mine having a nightmare. Send me ‘❗’ to hear something my muse mutters in their sleep.
a few lines for your muse
* “Who’s blood is that!?”
* “Hey, are you okay?”
* I have never met anyone who liked ______ as much as [name/pronoun] did
* “You LOVE me?”
* “Oh my god what happened to your face!?”
* “Hey! That guy just stole my wallet!”
* “One MILLION dollars. You wouldn’t kiss me for ONE MILLION dollars?”
* “You have a WHAT in our backyard!?”
* “well, THAT was a creative use of ______. Even if it was unsanitary.”
* “Well, THAT was embarrassing.”
* “I can’t believe you got it that fast!”
* “Wow, I’ve never been more proud.”
* “The jig is up.”
* “Can’t you see it!?”
* “I can’t fucking believe you.”
* “You can’t just kiss someone you don’t know!”
* “I’m sorry. You’re very cute…”
* “You’ve had sex with HOW MANY!?”
* “How many times do I have to tell you. It’s behind the cookbooks.”
* “I could get this done a lot faster without you breathing down the back of my neck.”
* “Now go finish your damn paper.”
* “The end.”
Sentence Starters From Things I Have Said IRL
"Never have I been so tempted to punch a 15-year-old in the face."
"One time I got mad because of tall people."
"I WILL DO SOMETHING IF YOU DON'T STOP. I DON'T WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING."
"I'm going to get you payback with the one thing you hate the most: MATH."
"All this porn is pretty and I'm so conflicted."
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN TITLE FROM A WEBSITE!"
"Leave my Virgin Oil Child out of this!"
"You dank-ass meme."
"When they say boys and girls, they mean it literally."
"I will murder all of you... Except you, ____: you didn't do anything."
"You Dick-Fuck."
"I don't want to buy things. That costs money."
"You heard screaming because I was watching a clip from Sad Satan."
"I used to follow links when I internet browsed. I've seen some shit."
"You callin' me fat?"
"I MADE A JOKE ONE FUCKING TIME."
"DO NOT FUCK THE DRAGON."
"I wouldn't click anything that involves the word 'loli' in it."
"Bitch don't go in there."
"Bitch, now is not the time to be fucking your boyfriend in the middle of the woods!"
"I'm smiling because I know exactly what's going on."
"I don't know... I can handle the cock better than the... That sounded much worse than I thought."
"Have you SEEN genitalia?"
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Point out my muse’s flaws.
Blame.
Yell.
Lie.
DESTROY.
You now have my permission.
Game Grumps Quotes Starters pt3
“This is a fine mess of turnips we’ve gotten ourselves into!”
“I consider it a personal defeat if my pee is not perfectly clear every time.”
“You’ve got to make a statement. You’ve got to look inside yourself and say: What am I willing to put up with today?“
“If you love someone, tell them you love ‘em. And if you hate them, be sure to tell them ‘fuck you’, at every possible opportunity.”
“I would piss on this couch. Right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the in the eyes.”
“Everything bad has… you know, has a good.”
“That sounded suspiciously like some kind of, like, drug deal, or deal for handjobs.”
“I agree. That is badass, Doctor.”
“I can’t wait to get inside your asshole.”
“He looks like a child’s art project that doesn’t want to be alive.”
“Yeah, if I had a kid, I’d probably kick it a bunch.”
“Oh! That’s cool, because, my favourite thing to do is slap the shit out of people with my giant hands!”
“You’ve won an all-expense paid trip to my taint.”
“You wanna punch each other in the dick for three hours?”
“I don’t even get a break, dude! What is this, a fucking Kit Kat commercial?”
“Remember when I used to kidnap you? Ah, those were the days! Let’s reenact that right now!”
“And thank you to sheep everywhere. For letting me fuck em.”
“He’s dead! I did that!”
“Sold, for too much money, to the guy with not enough money!”
“There’s like twenty absurdities in that sentence.”
“Where’d you learn to ride?! France, where I learned to spell?!”
“What we’re gonna do now, is I’m gonna learn ya how to play buttball…seeing as you’re in my basement.”
“Don’t be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin’ go wild.”
“Wha- Dude, you’re the one who refuses to find out how to play the game!”
“I am done! I do not like this. I am having a terrible time!”
“Yeah, fuck me right there in my pocket.”
“Uh, I guess I’m going this way now… I guess I don’t want to go to Disneyland anymore.”
“WE GOTTA PUT OUT THE FIRE, SHOOT IT!”
“You get born! You die born!”
“You cannot win, dick with legs! I have the higher ground!”
“He’s a cute little puppy dog- and I’m gonna fuck him up!”
“Isn’t it weird that like at least once a day your hand is just like touching your asshole?”
“You’re not gonna use your penis gun on the president, are you?”
