I'm a sleepy heaux

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

everytime we have shortages and people are like this is how it would be under communism

[capitalism happens] damn if we were under communism this would happen... so glad this isnt happening right now...

sometimes I miss march 2020 bc I feel like that was the last time everyone was equally afraid. it felt so fast that people split into camps like “covid isn’t even real” and “covid is real but The Economy” and somehow people who are serious about public health and masking ended up at the bottom of the heap being treated like kooks and outliers

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

bad at drinking milk

this cat sucks

fuck your entire life

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

if you're reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs

vape nation

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

my mouse is. dying

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.