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the room is quiet except for the soft hum of the monitor and the faint rain tapping against the hospital window. the storm outside feels far away.
you’re half-asleep, tired in every way a person can be, but there’s a small, perfect weight on your chest: warm, steady, breathing.
gojo’s sitting in the chair beside your bed, elbows on his knees, hair a mess and blindfold hanging loose around his neck. he looks nothing like the smug sorcerer everyone knows, his face is too soft, too real.
“you should sleep,” you mumble weakly.
he shakes his head without looking up. “nah. i’m good.”
you almost laugh, but it comes out weak. “you’ve been sitting there for hours.”
“yeah,” he says quietly, eyes on the tiny bundle in your arms. “can’t really look away.”
the baby shifts, lets out a small sound, and gojo instantly freezes, like one wrong move could break the world. it’s ridiculous and sweet all at once.
you nudge him gently. “you should hold her, you know.”
he hesitates, which is funny, considering he’s fought curses the size of buildings. “what if i… drop her?”
“satoru.”
he blinks at the sound of his name. you’re too tired to tease him properly, so you just smile, and that’s enough. he reaches out finally, slow and careful, and you help him guide his hands. when the baby settles in his arms, his whole expression changes,the usual brightness quiets, replaced by something softer, something almost fragile.
“hey there,” he whispers, voice low, like he’s afraid of breaking the moment. “you’re… really tiny.”
you can’t help laughing. “that’s how babies work.”
he glances at you, grin tugging at the corner of his mouth. “yeah, but still. kinda crazy that something this small exists. and looks like you.”
you close your eyes, exhaustion heavy, but you can feel him looking between the baby and you, like he’s still trying to believe either of you are real.
“you did good,” he says after a moment, barely audible.
“we did,” you murmur back.
and when the thunder rolls again outside, he shifts closer to the bed, tucks a blanket around you both.
the strongest sorcerer in the world sits in a too-small hospital chair, holding the most delicate thing he’s ever touched, and for once, he doesn’t need to protect anything, just stay.
and it was all because of his child. his baby. or what they had heard you say so really, it was because of you.
your baby was at the talking stage. they’d begin talking more just a few months ago— gojo bringing it up whenever he can (which was all the time) that your baby’s first word was dada. he cried when he heard it. and he was going to cry rn because your child won’t stop.
you had called him gojo. something you never say unless you’re trying to get his attention. and that usually does it bc he’ll look at you and go “ you hate me :( ” and now it’s like your baby hates him because they’ve been saying gojo for the last few minutes.
“I’m not gojo. I’m dada to you.”
“go-jo.” your hand was over your mouth trying to keep yourself from encouraging the child, who was trying to enunciate the name— clearly enjoying themselves and the reaction they were getting from their parents.
“no. no, no- I’m dada.” gojo was on his knees in front of you.
you nosed your baby’s cheek from where they were sitting on your lap. “is that daddy?” you asked softly. your child, who looked exactly like the man in front of you, stared up at you. the audacity for them to not only come out looking like their father— when you carried them for months— but to also inherit his eyes. "who's dada?" you asked again.
your child looked to satoru, finger sticking up to him. "that's right, that's dada." satoru held his arms out to lift them from your lap.
"I'm dada." your child nuzzled their head into his neck before lifting their head up to stare into his blue eyes with their very own.
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(。ᵕ ◞ _◟) clingy baby saga continued, ft. breastfeeding toji
megumi had officially became a velcro baby.
megumi always started the day crying in his crib, refusing to stop until you took him in his arms. his clinginess meant that you had to be the one who was doing all the feeding, changing diapers, nap times and what not.
getting megumi to sleep in his crib was a nightmare. you wanted to start planning to wean him off the nip but it seemed like a far fetched dream.
toji could see your sanity slipping. your sleep schedule was getting messed up, you were barely awake, having to get up to breastfeed him since he refuses the bottle vehemently, constantly holding him - and trust me, toji’s baby was not light.
“you should get out for a day,” toji said without turning away from the stove. “check into a hotel and get some proper rest.”
you sighed, megumi nibbling on pancake bits on your lap, refusing to sit in his high chair, “i dont know if that’s doable. feels impossible to detach myself from megumi.”
he turned, shaking his head, “indulging him will make it worse. you need rest, baby.”
“i know,” you shut your eyes for a minute, “it’ll be a nightmare for you.”
“i know,” he breathed out a laugh, “that brat holds onto you like he’s trying to worm his way back in your womb.”
you threw a grape at him, but you were laughing too.
“please,” he placed a plate in front of you, “you need rest.”
your tired eyes met his worried ones. a beat passed in silence.
you conceded, “okay.”
———
toji helped you carry your bag to the car, throwing it inside. the sun was barely up, soft rays peeking through the sparse clouds.
you checked your purse for your phone & wallet and looked up to meet your husband’s eyes.
“are you sure?” you asked him for the fifteenth time.
toji just smiled patiently, “you’re not allowed to worry your pretty brain today, remember?” he stepped towards you to circle his arms around your waist.
your arms instinctively looped around his neck as you looked up at your husband. you ran your hand over his stubble, reaching on your toes to press a kiss on his chin before pulling back.
he chased after you, planting his lips on yours.
you stayed that way for a minute, revelling in the rare moment of intimacy without stressing about anything else.
“wish i could drive you, doll,” toji mumbled into your lips.
“it’s best you don’t,” you reassured him, knowing that if megumi came with you both in the car he’d start up a tantrum before your getaway could even have a chance to start.
you both pulled away and said your goodbyes before you drove to a luxury hotel your husband booked for you, excited to nap and drink and do whatever else the package includes.
———
the first cries of the baby echoed in an empty feeling house shortly after you had left.
toji had remained awake, working around the house, sterilising megumi’s bottles & clothes, throwing something in the microwave for himself, picking up discarded socks and jackets off the floor.
he straightened his shoulders as he walked towards his son’s nursery.
“morning, bud,” his voice was still gruff as he picked the tiny creature out of the crib.
megumi stilled for a moment, looking up at his father’s face and then around the room to find his mom.
his face started scrunching up more the longer it took you to materialise out of thin air, tiny fists balling into his father’s shirt as he started getting ready to bawl.
“easy, kid,” toji kept his tone neutral, determined to not show megumi how nervous he was. he walked to the changing table and laid him down on it.
toji managed to get him into new nappies and megumi only cried halfway through it. once he realised his mom was not coming even though it’s been literally five minutes since he woke up.
“fucking hell, brat,” toji picked him off the table and thus started his eight hour long attempts of keeping his son from crying himself to dehydration.
he was not going to give in and call you before the eight hours were up.
his grip tightened on his squirming son as he walked out into the kitchen with determination.
———
getting the kid to eat was proving to be fucking impossible. toji was about to pull his hair out and it had been only 38 minutes since you left and 17 minutes since megumi woke up.
megumi’s tantrum due to lack of mama was amplified due to his hunger. the milk dispensing nipple was nowhere to be found and the baby was simply inconsolable.
“can you at least try the bottle,” toji brought up the bottle back to his son’s lips, only to be met with more crying and resistance. again.
he set the bottle on the counter, pinching the bridge of his nose while he held the crying machine in his other arm.
….seven. eight. nine. FUCK.
the breathing and counting exercise suggested by his therapist was fucking bullshit. toji gnashed his teeth as he thought of what to do next.
megumi was now pawing at his chest, like he did with you whenever he was hungry.
an idea popped into his head as he looked down at his son.
“hell no.” toji swore as he met his little devil’s eyes. almost as if megumi could read his mind he started whining more.
“just fucking kill me.”
that is how he ended up on the coach, a hole in his shirt in which he inserted the stupid baby’s stupid bottle through, trying to imitate the boob.
megumi looked downright offended as he stared at his audacious father’s pathetic attempt at replacing you.
toji sputtered, taken aback by the baby’s reaction, “what?! there’s a damn boob, you brat.”
megumi’s face scrunched up again, and then commenced a new wailing session.
toji was getting really concerned now, megumi had not only refused any sustenance so far but he was also rapidly expending his energy on crying so much. at this rate, he was going to make himself ill.
toji considered giving in and calling you here for a second and then he saw your texts.
toji closed his eyes as he rocked megumi, knowing it was a futile attempt to calm him. he hit dial.
“baby?”
“hi doll,” toji stuck the phone between his ear and shoulder as took out the bottle inside his shirt.
“is everything okay? why is megumi crying? oh god, toji, should i come back??”
“calm down babydoll,” toji grimaced as he held megumi away from the phone. “everything’s just fine.”
“are you lying to me?”
“a little,” toji admitted, raising his eyes heavenward. “but ‘s all fine. how’s the spa.”
“what do you mean a little? tell me everything. should i come back home?”
“I’ve got things under control, trying something new, megumi will adjust eventually,” he prayed he could actually hold his promise as he said, “trust me, will ya?”
you went quiet for a while and then sighed. “okay.”
“so how’s the spa?” megumi was starting to doze off on toji and he took the opportunity to head to his office, megumi asleep against his chest and you telling him your itinerary for the day, majority of which was catching up on sleep.
he could sense the apprehension in your voice but the elation was hard to hide. it choked him up a little to think of how much of a toll the last couple of weeks must’ve taken on you for you to need ab escape to be relaxed.
he revved up the printer, making minimal movements. this was the first time megumi was quiet in his arms and that was literally because he cried himself to exhaustion.
“alright doll,” he whispered after you were done telling him about the massage he had booked you was starting in a few minutes. “have fun, i love you.”
“I love you, too, toji.”
“alright,” placing the phone down, toji grabbed some tape & collected the paper from the printer, heading to the kitchen with megumi in his arms to reheat his milk.
when megumi woke up, laid down in the hard, muscly arms of his dad but his face was…you?
a distorted image of his mom looked down at him, muffled voices that sounded suspiciously like his father’s coming out of his..mom?
“ma mama?” megumi babbled drowsily, confused as he reached out his chubby tiny fists towards his mom.
toji - no, megumi’s mama - just nodded and raised him up to the bottle nip sticking out of the shirt. megumi, too tired to think and too hungry to resist, finally relaxed and let himself be fed for the first time today.
toji sighed in relief as megumi bought his mother act. sure, he might have almost died of humiliation every step of the way and sure, he might have a raging headache and a grumbling stomach but at least his baby was fed and his wife was relaxing.
———
later, when you returned home, megumi had become even more clingy but… at least you were very well rested. you didn’t question the printout of your face on the coffee table or the hole in toji’s shirt right where his pec is.
a/n : idk if i love it goodnight guys cu tomorrow dont hate me pls :’(
tags.: established relationship, f!reader, periods & period care, satoru being the universe’s best boyfriend :3
“no.”
“but why,” satoru whined, dragging his feet while following you in the kitchen.
“you know you can’t handle the heat,” you roll your eyes as you cut open a pack of dino nuggets.
he gasps, offended, “that’s not true!”
you just side-eye him in response, laying four dino pieces on a baking sheet.
“why am i being punished?” he buries his face in the back of your neck. “god forbid a man wants to shower with the love of his life.”
you shiver lightly, feeling his breath on the nape of your neck but you refuse to relent.
“toru, i just need one scalding hot shower right now,” you open the oven and throw in the nuggets, satoru still completely velcroed to your back. “you literally start squealing when i put the shower to my preferred temperature.”
“well, you shower like you want your skin to melt off of you.” his hands dropped inside the waistband of your pajamas, gently massaging your womb.
you instantly melt against him, feeling your angry cramps ease up as he expertly applies the gentlest of pressure making you relax and hum appreciatively.
“let me shower with you.” he murmurs against your neck.
five minutes later, you had the shower on, letting the water get at its hottest temperature. satoru and you undressed in surprising companionable silence.
maybe satoru was already aware of how tired and in pain you were, because today was your first day of your period and you usually experienced amplification in pain as the day goes on.
you step under the shower, hissing slightly as you welcomed the burn. immediately your muscles relaxed and you feel the dull ache dissipate throughout your body.
satoru watched from a safe point away from the downpour, looking at you with a myriad of emotions and the most prominent of them being gratitude.
satoru gojo was a man who never took anything for granted. being the strongest came with a glacier of burdens that he couldn’t share with anyone else in the world. and often times, it made him feel horribly lonely.
you were the light in his life, his anchor that held him to ground. you were the sigh of relief after an impossible day. you were his home.
he turned on his infinity and finally stepped in behind you.
you didn’t turn as you felt him behind you, the space around satoru creating a pressure creating a sort of non-presence due to his infinity. he cradled you against his body gently.
you lay limp in his arms, your skin getting redder by the second due to both the hotness and pressure of the shower. satoru massaged you all over with experienced hands.
this quiet, gentle love wasn’t what would best describe the nature of your relationship. both of you were freaks, him bouncing off the walls and you keeping up with his frequency usually.
but years of being together has taught you the language of each other. you can read him like an open book with ease, as did he.
there was nothing sensual in the air as satoru peppered non-kisses on your neck, not quite able to touch his lips to your neck because he was too much of a pussy to stand beneath your hellfire ass shower without his infinity.
he massaged his way down your stomach, giving extra attention to where your womb was before reaching between your legs to massage your mons pubis.
he’s done this for you every time you get your periods. he’d say he could read your body.
you held onto his arm as you started to drift away, leaning deeper into his body letting him hold you up.
after a good ten minutes, he wouldn’t let you be under there for longer saying something about third degree burns or whatever.
he handed you a towel and busied himself in sticking a pad on your granny panties while you wrapped your hair and put a robe on.
you got dressed while he helped you then laid you down on the couch with your back resting on an armrest and then quickly rushed off to rinse himself.
meanwhile, you closed your eyes and drifted off. you didn’t wake up until you heard the hush of a blow dryer and the towel on your head coming off.
he gently started drying your hair while you kept your lids shut. it was a peaceful end to your day.
you dimly registered the oven going off. he must’ve started heating up the dino nuggets before going to shower.
once your hair was dry, he left the room and came back with a plate of hot nuggets, handpicked by yours truly & his own nutritionally appropriate dinner.
“are you sure this is all you want for dinner?” he asked, squinting his eyes at you.
“I barely even want that,” you admitted. “I have no appetite.”
“okay, okay,” he slid on the couch, pulling your legs on his lap and handing you your plate.
you took it wordlessly, gnawing at the edges like a picky toddler while he wolfed his food down. you really were not hungry yet, but you knew at 3-4 am you’d get a huge wave of cravings so you weren’t worried and neither was he.
soon, he was clearing off your plates and cleaning up before he picked you up from the couch and gave you a sweet kiss on your lips.
he strode towards the bedroom and proceeded to pull a nightgown over your head as you took your robe off.
finally fed, dry and warm, satoru pulled you both under the weighted blanket letting you throw your leg over his hips as his fingers pressed on your lower back, alleviating an ache you hadn’t even acknowledged.
his lips found your forehead as you finally gave in to the heaviness of your eyes. at last, you murmured,
“thank you.”
the last thing you felt was his smile against your skin.
veryyyyy self indulgent. get you a gojo satoru for your period days NOW!
the flu seemed to have caught megumi’s underdeveloped immunity in its claws first then it managed to make your mountain of a husband sick as well.
it was not a fun time for you.
baby gumi was not chill with being sick. at all. he cries and cries and cries himself sicker and then cries some more for good measure.
toji was always more than helpful whenever megumi’s health was disrupted but he was out of commission this time.
“babe,”
you nearly jumped out of your skin as your husband sneaked up behind you, staggering and looking delirious.
“toji go lay back down-”
“let me hel-” before he could finish the sentence, a bone rattling sneeze left the man. you would have jumped out of your skin if you weren’t anticipating it.
your baby, however, was unprepared for your husband’s loud ass sneeze. your stomach dropped as megumi’s baby monitor repeated the sounds of him fussing that you could already hear organically.
“shit,” toji looked guilty as he blew his nose in a paper towel, “im sorry my angel.”
“baby please just go lay down, ok?” you barely give him a pat on the cheek and rush towards megumi’s nursery.
megumi had taken a whole hour to go down for a nap crying and screaming probably flaring up his headache and fever. he literally only fell sleep once he expended all his energy on bawling.
that lasted a whole 15 minutes.
you picked him up from his crib, laying him on your chest as you tried to soothe him. he was crying again, and if you didn’t get it under control he would have another meltdown.
your heart clenched at the thought of your baby in pain. in the back of your mind, you were worried about getting back to toji with a strong herbal tea and soup but this little guy took precedence.
you tried everything, rocking him, cooing at him, humming his favourite lullaby, kissing up his tiny face, making faces at him - nothing worked.
he was starting to squirm now, his cries getting louder as he felt his head thrum with pain. he was inadvertently making it worse.
you were on the verge of tears yourself when toji stepped in.
he stayed away from the both of you, at the doorway. “you should massage him,” he suggested, looking tired and in pain in himself. megumi’s cries were most probably making his barely controlled headache worse.
“i tried,” you bit your lower lip to stop from trembling as you helplessly rocked megumi in your arms. “it’s not helping.”
“massage him like you do me,” he persisted. “use force, press down.” he moved to the windows, pulling down the blinds then the curtains.
“lay him down.”
it wasn’t hard to choose between following his gentle command or to burst into tears because you felt like you were failing your baby. you laid him down and undid his thermal onesie.
toji’s guidance wasn’t necessarily required as you worked oil on megumi’s body, pressing down with appropriate force, but it soothed you and unsurprisingly it soothed megumi.
it took a while for his cries to simmer down to hiccups, tears now drying on his cherubic face as his eyelids fluttered down.
you smiled at toji in relief, feeling a different wave of tears threatening to spill out. your husband returned your smile, but his was weaker.
“go back to bed toji,” you pulled megumi up to your chest as his started displaying his telltale signs of hunger. “i’ll feed him and be back to you soon.”
he nodded, too weak to argue and left the hallway because he hadn’t entered the nursery as a precaution this whole time.
you took some time nursing megumi, glad that he still had an appetite. his eyes were struggling to remain open so he didn’t fight you as you quickly gave him his medicine.
“good night, my little love,” you murmured softly against his cheek before turning off the lamp and closing the nursery door after making sure the baby monitor was in place.
the house was quiet now, but your next move was to take care of your husband. in the time you’ve known him, hes gotten sick less than five or so times and each time he’s rendered immobile.
instead of going to your bedroom you beelined to the kitchen to finish your abandoned task of brewing herbal tea & making soup.
your herbal tea was still simmering on the stove, now becoming a concentrate of various herbs and spices & the slow cooker was now off signalling that the soup was done cooking.
soon after, you headed to your bedroom, soup and tea in hand. you peeked inside to see toji sprawled on your bed, the comforter thrown away.
you sighed and set the tray on the vanity before walking towards him. you laid the back of your hand on his head and confirmed that he was still running a fever.
“baby,” you softly caressed his face.
he gingerly opened his eyes, “mm.”
“soup,” you said simply, “get up.”
he turned and burrowed his face in your lap, “not hungry.”
you ran your fingers through his hair, “mm, i know.” you let him rest his eyes for a minute before starting again.
“okay toji, soup then tea while i slide into bed quickly and then I’ll hold you until you fall asleep, okay?” you framed it as a question but toji knew it wasn’t one.
he sat up and you added pillows between his back and the headboard. you handed him the mini table with the bowl of soup and tea on it and started pulling multiple blankets on top of him.
“im hot as balls right now, woman,” toji grumbled as he ate.
“not hot enough honestly, you need to sweat out your fever,” you placed a bottle of pocari sweat on his tray. “you’d better be finished by the time i come back.”
planting a kiss on his forehead you left to pick up around the house, cleaning up and putting things away. after a few minutes you went back to your bedroom, taking the baby monitor with you.
toji was already up from the bed, empty bowl on the tray in his hands.
“why are you out of bed again?” you frowned as yiu strode to him.
“cleaning up,” he muttered. he sounded so tired and hoarse.
“i will beat you up,” you plucked the tray out of his hands and pushed him on the bed, “if you get out of bed once again.”
he just lightly chuckled as he let you tuck him under three comforters.
you slid in beside him, opening your arms invitingly, “come here.”
and he did. he turned on his side and planted himself between your chest, sighing contentedly when you started carding through his hair.
“feel better soon,” you murmured in his hair.
his chest rumbled in a deep, agreeing hum, “i will.”
i have a cold and im breathing so loudly im annoying myself
- miele
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Toji doesn’t say I love you.
He says You done being annoying now? when you kiss him five times in a row, while lifting you up so you can do it better.
He says Tch, move over, before tucking your legs over his lap.
He says Don’t touch the tab, I got it even when you know he’s down to his last few yen.
You say I love you enough for both of you, anyway.
You notice the money problem before he says anything.
He never lets you pay for anything flashy—Toji’s too proud for that. But the way he gets quiet in front of vending machines, the way he turns down takeout even when your shared fridge is empty, the fact that he pawned his things—except his sunglasses (the ones you once said made him look hot)—it’s all proof.
You corner him one day, arms folded, hair messy from sleep and irritation.
“You’re broke.”
His eyes flick over to you from the couch. Shirtless. Legs spread. That unfairly sexy slouch he lives in.
“‘M not broke,” he mutters, mouth full of toothpick. “I’m just not wasting yen on overpriced pork broth.”
“Baby, you used to bathe in pork broth,” you say, stepping between his knees. “What happened, huh? Job fall through?”
He shrugs. His hands land on your hips automatically.
You soften, just a little. "Y’know I’ll cover it, right?"
He scowls. “Tch. Not your job to baby me.”
“Why not? You baby me all the time,” you smirk, dipping low to brush your nose against his. “You carried me all the way back from that warehouse in Kabukicho when I sprained my ankle and still stopped to buy me dumplings, remember?”
“…You cried, brat.” he mutters.
“So? You kissed my bruises, tough guy.”
He grunts but doesn’t argue. You win. He’s taking you on a ramen date tonight.
It’s almost midnight when you end up at your favorite hole-in-the-wall place in Shinjuku, wedged between a pachinko parlor and a 24-hour karaoke bar.
He scowls at your wallet when you slide it out.
"Don’t."
"Do you want to eat or do you want to stand outside glaring at the menu like it insulted your mother?"
You say it sweetly.
Toji just mutters something about “brats” and shoves his hands in his pockets. But you know he doesn’t mean it. Not when he pulls out your chair before slumping into his own. Not when he picks the garlic shoyu ramen because he remembers you like it. Not when his knee brushes yours under the tiny wooden table.
He eats like he’s starving. You slurp your noodles slowly, watching the steam curl against the night air outside the window.
Shinjuku’s neon glow spills across his jaw. You’re already thinking about kissing it.
"You're staring again," he mutters, not looking up.
You smile. "You're hot when you're broke."
You’re already two bites in when you groan dramatically and slump against Toji’s shoulder. “Ugh. I love you. And I love soup.”
He snorts. “Shoulda told the soup that instead of me.”
“Don’t be jealous of my other boyfriend,” you grin, licking broth off your chopsticks. “He’s hot, steamy, rich—”
Toji grabs your face with one big hand, coming from your other shoulder and smushes it. “You’re lucky I like you even when you’re being a little gremlin.”
You flash him a peace sign with your fingers, still trapped in his grip. “You love it. Admit it.”
He doesn’t respond, but his thumb brushes your cheek as he lets go.
You lean into his side again, warm, full, buzzed off salt and affection. Your legs swing a little under the counter seat.
Later, as you’re leaving, belly full and shoulders bumping with his, you spot them across the street.
A dad and his little girl.
She’s giggling, perched on his shoulders with her hands buried in his hair like it’s reins. He swings her legs a little as he walks. She squeals when he twirls.
It’s such a normal scene. So soft. So… unreachable, in your past.
You laugh.
Toji turns.
“What?”
“Nothing,” you say, brushing it off. “That just looks fun.”
He doesn’t say anything.
But you feel the shift in his chest beside you, he turns back to take a proper look and is back at your side as you start kicking rocks.
You fall asleep in his bed with his arm around your waist, his breath against your neck, and your leg flung over his thick thigh like it’s your rightful place.
You dream of floating.
You’re lounging on his couch, one sock on, one sock missing, hair a mess, scrolling on your phone and harassing him just by existing in his space like a warm, annoying kitten.
"Babyyy" you call. "I want attention."
"You've had attention since you woke up."
"You ignored me in the shower."
"I carried you into the shower."
"And then ignored me."
“You wanna go out?”
You blink. “Huh?”
“Get dressed. Wear shorts.”
You squint.
When you're out, he first streches like he slept for thirteen days straight, then looks at you, who just looks at him.
Your face said one thing: Where you taking me you broke anyway.
He crouches right in front of you, turns his back towards you.
“C’mere.”
You laugh. “Toji, wh—”
You’re still in shock two minutes later when he jerks his chin to the side to look at you over his shoulder.
“C’mon.”
“Toji—what the fuck—”
“Shut up. You said it looked fun.”
You slide onto his shoulders with clumsy amusement, thighs hugging either side of his head. His hands hook behind your knees.
Your laugh bubbles up before you can stop it. “You serious? Baby, I’m not five—”
He straightens to full height. You yelp. The street below you looks distant. His neck flexes under your hands.
“Yeah, and I’m not a damn jungle gym,” he snaps, but his grip doesn’t loosen. “But if you wanna be a brat about it, I’ll just run. See how long you last.”
Despite saying that, he first steadies himself, then starts walking slowly.
His massive hands slide up under your thighs, pulling you flush against his neck, legs dangling. It’s a little awkward. Wobbly.
You squeal, grabbing for his head.
"You're carrying me like a child?"
His grip’s adjusting, your balance is off. You’re squeezing his temples with your thighs while laughing hysterically.
“Baby—you’re gonna drop me!”
“You’re gripping my skull like a damn vice—stop kicking.”
“Why are you WALKING like that—?”
“It’s your fault for squirming.”
He moves like he’s stalking prey. Broad shoulders rolling under you, slow and dramatic, drawing attention. A little boy on the corner gasps. A teenager points. A middle-aged woman stares with horror.
You feel ten feet tall.
Actually… eleven.
Toji huffs. “You’re lucky I didn’t make you carry me.”
“I would, if I could,” you say between giggles. “You’re like three of your cheap fridges stacked on top of each other.”
He shrugs.
Toji keeps walking. Through alleys, past convenience stores, under blinking signs. The city stretches below you in all directions.
He even stops by to buy something from a store nearby the road while you made contact with the cats on the roof, petting them when they flinch, when he reaches up a un-wrapped lolipop for you.
"You're insane" you murmur, taking it from his hand, dazed from height and heat and adrenaline.
He adjusts your leg, starts walking back home.
"You liked it. Yesterday. When you saw that guy with his kid."
You go quiet.
"I just thought… maybe no one ever carried you like that. Not for fun."
The streetlights hit him just right. You stare down at his head, at his hair, at this ridiculous, massive, absurd man who pretends like he doesn't care.
Your throat tightens.
“You’re a sap” you say softly, voice cracking.
“And you’re heavy.”
You laugh through your tears and kick his chest. “Asshole.”
“Brat.”
He doesn’t stop walking.
Back at home, you collapse onto the futon, dead weight, a moaning noodle of a girl.
“Dead” you whimper. “You’re dead. Carrying me killed you. You’re a ghost now.”
He looms over you, pulling his shirt off with one hand from behind his neck.
“Nah. You’re the one who’s gonna be dead if you keep talkin’, brat.” he says with that grin that always ruins you.
You tug him down by the waistband.
“I’m always talkin’, baby,” you say. “Still love me?”
He kisses your jaw, then your throat, then down to your collarbone.
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It was a morning like any other.
You woke up curled right into your boyfriend Satoru Gojo's side, practically on top of him on the comfortable double bed. You didn't really have much room, not with his habit of lying down like a starfish, but you couldn't blame him – his long limbs just needed to take up all the space every night, and so you were forced to use your boyfriend as a pillow, of course.
Your favourite pillow.
You were awfully comfortable like this, nuzzling into his broad chest as the morning light started to bleed in through the half open window. Yes, so comfortable you could just drift away again... until.
Until those long limbs started to close in towards you.
That was another one of his morning habits, you see. Even for how spread out he liked to sleep, as soon as Satoru started to drift back into consciousness – you were the first thing he'd search for.
In his half asleep haze he closed his arms around you, squeezing you into him with all his might, letting out the most satisfied of hums. Not you, however – the sound that escaped your mouth was somewhere between a yelp and a cry for help.
"Baby?!" Satoru sprung into consciousness in a second. "What's wrong?!"
His bright blue eyes snapped open to see you pouting at him, hands over your already very sore breasts that he had painfully squeezed against his side. "Oh" he frowned, understanding. "It's that week, isn't it?"
You nodded slowly, letting Satoru manoeuvre you on your back so he could rest on his elbow next to you. When you first found out he was tracking your cycle you did call him a freak, but to be honest, it was worth it with how gentle he was with you now.
"Is it really bad?" he asked, tracing soft lines over your collarbone with his free hand. His touch was feather light, his hand apologising to your tender skin.
"It hurts" you exhaled, letting your head sink into the pillow with a long sigh. "They feel heavy"
"Heavy?" Satoru echoed, very obviously looking down to your chest. Naturally, you pinched him. "Ow! What was that for?"
"I'm in pain and you want to check if they're bigger?!" you growled, ready to throw a pillow right on his stupid white hair.
"No no no, you know I think they’re perfect” Satoru apologised immediately, peppering kisses all over your face. "It was for science only"
"Sure" you rolled your eyes, but you couldn't keep the angry act for long, not with your boyfriend's puppy dog eyes so close to your face.
"I mean it, I only want to help" he said, sitting up. And you did believe him – your boyfriend had been trying his best since he figured out how difficult pms was for you.
Last month, he even bought you a personalised hot water bottle with both your initials on it. Baby blue, of course.
You weren't sure who else would be confusing their hot water bottle for yours anyway, but its the gesture that counts.
"Come here baby, I'll help you up" he called to you with wide open arms, but as soon as he started to pull you up, you groaned again. "Is it that bad?" he grimaced, seeing your hands go back to holding onto your sore breasts.
Unfortunately, it was.
"It's ok" you tried to deflect, feeling bad for how worried he seemed. "You don't have to worry about m–"
"None of that" Satoru pouted. "Does that help?" he nodded to your hands, clearly some sort of plan starting to form in that head of his.
"Kind of" you replied, massaging yourself. "Should probably put on a bra" you sighed.
"In bed?!" Satoru shook his messy white hair side to side. "It's unfair" he completed solemnly. And you agreed with him.
But then he opened up his mouth again, with that tone he employed when he was going to suggest something... unusual.
"Why don't you...let me help?"
That made you stop halfway, turning up to look at him. "What do you mean?"
"Just… come here" he said, extending those pale fingers to you. You had one raised eyebrow, but let him do what he had intended – and soon his large palms were closing around your breasts.
"Pervert" you deadpanned.
"You said it helped!" he argued.
You took a moment, considering. You were very used to your boyfriend touching you everywhere, of course, but you had never seen him look so commited about it. It was almost endearing, in a kind of, um, odd way.
"So, what, you'll just be my personal bra today?" you teased.
"If you want me to" he nodded.
"Aren't your arms getting tired?" you narrowed your eyes at him.
"Baby, this is what I train for" he replied smugly.
You let out a little laugh, enjoying your boyfriend's silly plan and how serious he was about it. "You can't possibly keep this up" you joked.
"Wanna bet?"
You shouldn't have said yes. But of course you did.
The rest of the day was spent with Satoru glued to you – more so than usual. "You're enjoying this" you poked him as he stood with his chin on top of your head and his hands right where he promised they'd be, watching you make your morning coffee.
"You wound me, princess" he pretended to sigh. "This is for your own good"
Sure it was.
Later you sat down to watch TV, and Satoru placed you right on his lap, before his hands returned to your chest. "You're ridiculous" you laughed, his chin heavy on your shoulder this time and your back to his chest.
"Is it helping?" he asked.
In truth, it was. He was warm and soft and much more comfortable than a real bra; and walking around like you had been cursed into attachment was lifting your mood as much as it was annoying you too.
His eccentric ways were just one of the things you loved about your boyfriend, after all.
Of course, this all got a bit too ridiculous when you announced you were going to shower, and got followed by the white haired giant all the way into the bathroom. "You can't be serious" you looked up at him.
"I only want to hel–Ow! Ok, I'll be outside"
You laughed, seeing his pout as he closed the door behind him. It was adorable how devoted he was to this stupid plan – and you also couldn't deny you missed his loving touch as soon as he had let go of you.
Maybe he could help you shower too. He only wanted you to feel better, right?
"Satoru" you called, not even surprised when the door opened before you had even finished saying his name.
"Need me?" he grinned from ear to ear.
You would have pinched him again if he wasn't so damn adorable.
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“brat stop hogging my girlfriend.” toji groaned out, trying to get into the covers to try to cuddle you for the past fifteen minutes—only to be met with his menace of a son trying to attack him.
“papa’s stinky.”
you could barely stifle your giggles before megumi nuzzled into your side, only to turn his head to give his father a stinkeye.
“he’s just a baby, toji.”
“he’s hogging you.”
“and you don’t?”
“i have every right to, no?” he said, trying to pull you by the waist, his lips pressing softly against your neck while he tried to make himself comfortable—only to have megumi bite his arm the second he tightened them around you.
“megumi fushiguro. let me cuddle my girlfriend to sleep.” he snapped, all for megumi to just stick his tongue out at him before moving closer to you.
“the two of you are horrid.” you groaned, trying to bury yourself in the blankets while both of them fought over you like lunatics—with toji sticking his tongue out right back at megumi.
“i hope you realise you’re fighting a four year old.”
“doll, he’s a lot smarter than he looks.”
“oh, i know.”
“you’re way too biased.”
you rolled your eyes at him, watching him get into a staring contest with him, with you stuck between the two of them. toji tried to pry you away from megumi, he really did, only to have him bite him, claw at his hands, only to bat his eyelashes at you, jut his lip out until you caved.
“hmph.”
“what is it, gumi?” you asked, hugging him closer while he looked over his dad’s shoulder just to smirk at him.
“daddy always gets t—to have you, it’s not fair!”
“aww it’s okay megumi, i’m not going anywhere.”
“manipulative prick.”
“that’s your son.”
“i know what he is.”
i wrote this in the car while waiting for my cousins so sorry if its highkey ass
all works belong to @lilithkleia, do NOT copy, translate or feed to AI. lest you wish upon toji’s worm to crawl up your ass.
part two to ex!husband sukuna, reader dropping off child of divorce yuji to Sukuna for the weekend and Sukuna asking reader about that phone call....
read part one here!
you usually don't dread meeting up with sukuna to drop off yuji at his house but for some reason today it's taking a lot out of you to hold back on your nerves.
you've parked up on his street but your hands are still gripping the wheel, it's only until yuji calls out for you that you're snapped back into reality.
unbuckling, you exit out of the car and right on cue, Sukuna's front door opens to meet you guys out front. Yuji's always quick to say his goodbyes, a quick peck on the cheek and a wave to you before he rushes inside to play video games. Sukuna's more lax with yuji than you are so yuji knows that he'll have an easy and fun time at his dad's house.
as yuji disappears inside you're faced with the confrontation of sukuna standing in the doorway. it's clear that you're avoiding his eyes because of the impromptu phone call that yuji forced you to make a couple days ago.
"well, you know the drill. call me if you need anything." you say, already beginning your own goodbyes.
"hey, hey, we're not done here." sukuna stops you, he pulls his front door almost to a close so that the two of you have a little privacy. you're almost annoyed that despite your years of separation he's still able to call you back to him with a few words. his tone is enough to make you melt and it takes everything in you not to fold for him. "you wanna explain what that phone call was the other day? a little random no?"
seeing sukuna face to face makes you nervous all over again. his tanned skin that accompanies his tattoos, you can tell he's been busy working but he still manages to keep himself in shape. you try not to let your eyes linger over his body, just glancing here and there at his unfortunately handsome face.
"yuji made me do it." you admit, "it was meant to be a silly prank, it meant nothing."
"really?" sukuna raises a brow, evident that he doesn't believe you.
"yeah, well it was just to say goodnight. it wasn't serious."
sukuna hums and shuffles a little in the doorway. there's a silence that falls over the two of you and for a minute the two of your are unsure of what to say next.
the two of you interrupt each other at the exact same time.
"how's work-?" you begin.
"what are your plans-" Sukuna starts to ask but you both stop at the same time.
"you go first." you say.
"are you doing anything this weekend?" sukuna asks, his tone a little awkward, you've always known that this giant of a man couldn't handle small talk and it's humorous that he's attempting to right now. but there's also something that upsets you in the fact that after years of knowing him your current relationship now revolves around small talk.
"not much, maybe drinks with the girls for a catch up." you say, "what about you and yuji?"
"thinking about taking him to that baseball game this weekend."
"that sounds good. he'll love it." you comment and sukuna nods.
there's another pause that runs between the two of you and it's within that minute that you know this is your sign to leave. just when you're opening your mouth to finally say your goodbyes, sukuna intervenes again.
"you know...you can call me whenever you want and i'll pick up. whenever. i mean you know this."
you nod, your body is currently holding itself back on a physical reaction to his words. "i know."
sukuna nods, avoiding eye contact with you like he didn't just let you know that he'll be exclusively free just for you.
he's just being friendly right? this is the norm for co-parenting...right?
"i should get going." you say and you finally say your goodbyes. sukuna watches as you make it back to your car and his hands turn into fists as he physically stops himself from calling out to you to talk a little more or to remind you to text him when you make it back home safely.
but he has to remind himself that he lost access to those privileges years ago.
as soon as you make it back to the driver's seat relief hits you. your shoulders drop and you tell yourself that it wasn't that bad. you were probably overthinking it, sukuna knows you weren't serious about that phone call right?
on the drive back you can't help but have his rough voice stuck in your head. "you know...you can call me whenever you want and i'll pick up. whenever. i mean you know this."
was he actually serious about that or was he just being nice and sparing you the embarrassment of calling him the other night?
you're not sure what it is but you can't help but mull over his words for the rest of the night.
part three here!
(i know you didn't ask to be tagged but i thought you might be interested in the part two!)
child of divorce yuji forcing you to call your ex!husband sukuna to say goodnight.
you had refused all week to give into yuji's plan that he had stolen from the internet. you were mature, healed and too busy to deal with these little dares. but it was up until one bored evening where you had finally succumbed to his challenge.
Your phone was on speaker, with the line ringing for the contact name of your ex-husband which was simply titled 'sukuna'.
no love hearts, no kisses or nicknames. you were completely over him and have been for years. the only reason you stay in touch with him is for Yuji's sake.
"I don't think he'll pick up yuj' " you murmured to him slightly. "your dad's been busy these past few days.'
and just like the old days, Sukuna always manages to prove you wrong -he always needed to embarrass you, even when he wasn't even here in the flesh.
"hello?" a coarse voice rings out on the other end of the line.
"hello." you respond and immediately you feel your stomach fall in knots. you're nervous. and you don't even know why.
looking up at yuji, his expectant face is watching eagerly as if he enjoys torturing you. he mouths "say it! say it!" and you feel like you have no choice but to continue with your dare.
you swallow down your nerves and attempt to speak as nonchalant as possible. "I just wanted to call and say goodnight."
There's a pause and there's something inside you that just knows how much he's smirking right now.
"Oh really?" he starts putting on a sultry tone, "you haven't done that in a while, is something wrong?"
you pull a face, willing your body to not fall for his tone of voice. no you won't fall like you did all those years ago. absolutely not. "No, I just wanted to say goodnight."
"do you need me to come over and tuck you in as well or....?"
"no! uhm, I mean no I'm fine but y'know I hope you have a good night."
yuji's meanwhile in the corner of the room clenching his stomach and trying his hardest not to let out a laugh.
"hmmm."
"what?"
"cut the crap."
"I'm not-" you start but sukuna manages to cut you off pretty quickly.
"listen, either tell me what you really want or don't bother wasting my time."
you pull a face, "me telling you good night is a waste of your time now?"
"yes."
"what are you even doing right now? it's 11pm and i know you don't have shit to do."
"don't turn this on me, baby, this is all about you."
"don't call me baby." you mutter.
"then don't call me to say good night."
you roll your eyes, you should have known that even the conversation of 'good night' would naturally turn into an argument between the two of you.
"is yuji good? you sure you don't need me to come over to help take care of a pre-teen?" he mocks.
"i don't" you bite, "i was just being kind and saying goodnight, i know how lonely it must get over there. are you sure you're doing alright?" your tone is filled with sarcasm, attempting to play sukuna at his favourite game.
"i dunno', " he starts, "i might need to come over to your bed so you can keep me company.'
you immediately hang up. you're done and finished. whilst yuji's laughing away in the corner all you can do is roll your eyes at the conversation.
but there's a little part.
a little part of you that you won't ever admit to yourself that misses him.
unbeknownst to you, on the other side there's still a smirk on sukuna's face as he sets the phone down, ruminating on the fact that there's also a part of him that misses you.
fluff . papa!toji x mama!reader . pt. 3 of my dad!toji series
not proofread, please excuse any mistakes
“megumi! where ar’ ya?” toji’s voice boomed out in the backyard, his brows scuffed together, where did the brat wonder off to?
he was only about a year old now, not listening to his father had to be a phase.
hopefully.
running around like a big gorilla, he was glad you were out at town shopping with your girls. he told you to take it easy because he has it allll covered.
⪩⪨
“babe, are you sure?, i can take him with me.” you muttered, patting down your outfit as you looked up at him for his approval and a compliment.
shaking his head, peppering your cheek with kisses. “no no no no, gorgeous, stunning.” he whispered into your skin, nose grazing your ear. “i’ll stay with him, yeah? you take your time and have a break, mama.”
kissing megumi’s chubby cheek, then you were gone.
this should be easy, looking down at megumi, he smirked smugly. “jus’ us, ain’t that right, squirt?” ruffling his hair.
⪩⪨
“MEGUMI FUSHIGURO!”
out of breath and huffing and puffing like a old dog, he sat down on the porch-step and ran his hands down his face,
he wasn’t that athletic anymore, yes he was good built, muscular, etc.
but fatherhood was taking a toll on him. knees cracking when he bends or even going downstairs, his back feeling like it was going to snap if he didn’t find a comfortable position laying down, relaxing, all of that stuff.
joys of fatherhood though,
“papa.” a soft voice made his head turn, “megumi!—“
“look what i have.” holding up a fistful of wiggly worms, his dungarees grass-stained at the knees with tints of mud, dust on his cheeks like cocoa powder,
but beneath all of that, he focused on your features that this little boy inherited. your nose, your mannerisms, your smile (even though baby gumi barely smiles..).
a small perk of a smile on his face, he got up with a stretch of his limbs. “that’s nice, gumi. but put them back, okay? what if someone kidnapped you from your home? would you like it?”
frog blinking, carelessly dropping the worms he scavenged for, “bye wurms.” wishing them a goodbye before clinging to his father’s leg.
“ye’ need a wash.” licking at the scar at the side of his mouth, scooping the boy up despite getting himself dirty and propping him up on his hip.
⪩⪨
with megumi in bed, toji lazed out on the couch. one hand twirling a toothpick in his mouth, picking out the chinese that he recently ate for his dinner, and the other hand holding his phone, you and his message’s open.
hey baby
when you back?
baby love ❤️
i’ll be back soon, me and the girls are finishing up our dinner and yuki will get us all a uber back home
you and megumi okay?
okay, no probs. wanna stay up and see u.
and yea, lil’ monster tuckered out. he’s in his bed.
the soft pitter patter of tiny feet brought his attention from the screen, craning his head up to find megumi waddling over to him.
“pa. can’t sleep.” struggling to push himself up onto the couch beside his father, before managing to get up.
toji rose a brow, switching his phone off and settling it to the side, “swear i just saw you passed out twenty minutes ago, kid.”
sprawling his arms across the back of the couch, watching as the toddler settled against him with a soft breath.
“when mama back?,”
“she’ll be back soon, but don’t you stay up, ‘kay?”
“ok.”
his hand leaving its short spot of the couch to the back of megumi’s back, rubbing it up and down. like a flower starting to wilt, megumi’s eyes shut and he drifted off back to counting sheep.
the need to be with someone that he was comfortable with reminded him of you. always wanting to be cuddled up next to him, all needy and clingy for his attention.
megumi was just a mini you. and he was glad for that.
⪩⪨
saying bye to your homegirls, hugging them all as they dropped you off.
prying your heels off and into a neat shoe wrack, taking your thin coat off and hanging it up.
the house was warm, not eerie, but weirdly comforting.
the temperature was warm, but not too warm, like a embrace. the lighting was dim and candle-lit.
whispering as you peeked your head into the couch, maybe he was asleep since he stopped viewing your messages. “toji! i’m home—“
palming your mouth to stop any noise, mouth forming into a wide grin as you studied the view infront of you;
toji, fast asleep head lowered and his lips holding a delicate smile. with megumi pressed against him, drool spilling out and onto toji’s sweatpant pocket.
the atmosphere was so peaceful and adorable, squealing into your palm. but somehow, toji heard it and opened one eye lazily, smirking at you.
“shh. finally got him asleep. disturbin’ me too.”
“oh stop it,”
moving megumi back to his bed because the position wasn’t good for his neck, changing yourself into some pyjamas, and heading back downstairs.
toji was laying on his side, arms open welcoming you over.
curling against him like a missing jigsaw piece, relaxing your body and shutting your eyes as his fingers ran through your hair.
yea, he was glad megumi wasn’t a mini him.
and he was right that he was just like his mother.
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NOTES :: new parent reader and toji , mostly toji centered, headcanons, non sorcerer au, sukuna is ACTUALLY yuji's dad (sorry jin doesnt exist in this), fluff, prob ooc maybe, short angst from toji overthinking w comfort from reader, implied fat babygumi
pt1 but can be read itself
W/C :: 878
DAY 1
newparent!toji who immediately comforts you after the long birth, i mean... 11 hours and 20 minutes, he was in awe. ''strong push for a strong baby,'' he announces as he cradles the big baby, determined to make you smile even after the long process.
but when you fall into a deep sleep as you recover, he pauses and really looks at the small human in his arms.
he's a father. he as a family with you. a little boy.
everything settles in deep, and fatherhood starts now. on a stiff hospital chair with his wife snoring softly beside him and a little version of him wrapped in light blue.
DAY 2
newparent!toji makes sure once megumi is settled in the nursery that nothing is bothering him, googling searches like :
''can a certain colour piss a baby off''
''what is the perfect height for a crib''
''are jellycats worth the price''
''wilf wolf jellycat for cheap''
meanwhile, he provides for you. making sure you're comfortable, everything is going smoothly and always bringing you back your favourite snacks when he has the cash.
DAY 3
newparent!toji who insists that you should sit down and kick your feet up, he has it all handled. but what he really has handled is spending time with his little man.
trying his best to see a gummy smile, just to be met with a straight line. trying his hardest to get a adorable little laugh, just to hear soft breaths. he wasn't a crier either; so comforting little megumi at night was impossible.
as silly as it sounds, toji started stressing. does his newborn not like him already? watching as you effortlessly made megumi laugh, smile, anything he couldn't do.
noticing this, you were quick to calm him down. reassuring him that this was totally normal and not to get baby blues. him watching the effort you put into trying to make him feel better, he listened. pushing down negative thoughts, deleting fatherhood forums, and started picking up little hobbies and chores to do around the house.
DAY 4
newparent!toji stops his shady work environment. in the middle of the night, walking dark streets back home after a quick job, a thought struck him.
''what if i never get out of a mission? - leave you and megumi alone without a husband and father.''
it stung.
stung so hard he made the choice to throw away what he was best at, what he's ever known. picking up quick jobs like helping at charities, dog walking 15 dogs at the same time, babysitting; all of this before he finally got accepted at a construction site. they needed big men like him, he supposed. eager n all for him to start. the pay wasnt as good as what he did before, but atleast he knew he could leave and return home safe.
DAY 5
newparent!toji who had to look after megumi so you could go out with your girls, some eye-catching baby video playing on the tv.
colourful fruits dancing to some jazz music, to funky music, to whatever else music. causing the baby to coo, kick his legs gently as his small hands grappled onto the wilf wolf jellycat that toji managed to score a cheap price by a reseller.
''y'know, fruits don't actually do that, son. don't learn from this youtube thingy. don't know why your mother said this helped with sleeping. overstimulating as...''
the burly man's voice cut off gently as he looked down at the boy, small eyes shut as lashes brushed against chubby cheeks.
''mhh.'' toji huffed as he leaned down, gingerly placing a kiss on top of his megumi's head. ''guess she was right.''
DAY 6
newparent!toji was curious.
sat on the couch with his beat-up phone that he only used for his old work, now it was entirely for you, his new job and taking pictures of his family. even if he wasn't the best at angles.
going to the app store, downloading facebook and having you help him with making an account, he was set.
after following your own account even if you say you barely use it, he types up for the neighbourhood and even the city's communities, joining them and then joining dad classes that were near the area.
a while goes by as he was accepted slowly, making convo in each one. ignoring lonely women looking for a mingle as they slide in his dms, spam bots, scam bots, whatever bots- until one believable looking one slides in.
ryomen.s101 : yo, saw you were from xxxxxxx. i've got a kid around the same age as yours, wanna meet up for a drink? don't know much guys around here.
12t0jifushiguro : hey man, sure im up for it. don't know much people myself, dibs not paying. 😂
ryomen.s101 : not paying? what, are you a scam bot you broke bastard?
''oh this guy has humor.'' toji smirked behind the screen, little megumi sleeping in the bassinet by his feet, he reacted with a thumbs emoji as the pair started planning, sending a few 'facts', bragging, normal man stuff.
two new contacts were made the following day, the two men bonded like they knew each other forever.
maybe this phone wasn't useless at all.
a/n :: IF U GUYS LIKE MY DAD TOJI I MIGHT MAKE MORE MAYB 🥺 not proofread, excuse any mistakes its 2:05am
♡ spawned from this ask which was inspired by this fic.
「𝓬𝔀: smut ノ MDNI 18+ ノ naoya x milf!reader ノ canon au ノ brief mentions of toji x reader situationship/marriage ノ reader has a baby girl with toji (tomie) ノ naoya also becomes our baby girl ♡ ノ heavy lactation kink ノ reader bullies naoya until he breaks ノ dommy mommy reader ノ naoya tears ノ dirty smut ノ cowgirl ノ fluffy bits ノ naoya got lots of mommy issues to heal ノ reader is a kamo and has blood manip CT ノ there's a bit of plot too sprinkled in too ノ tiny mentions of choso and gojo as well ノ art: fateshatter ノ 𝔀𝓬: 9714」
Someone will die soon.
Naoya scowls, glaring up at the ceiling in his bedroom.
The slated bamboo above him offers zero consolations to the fact that the universe is, personally and specifically, out to get him.
Fate has decided he should share a wing of the Zenin estate with Toji's latest scandal—a pretty wife and a newborn daughter—the latter of whom has declared war on his sleep schedule.
Flipping onto his stomach, Naoya crushes two pillows over his head to no avail—the piercing wails cut straight through.
Tsk. This entire situation is a special grade clusterfuck.
All thanks to Toji "deflowering" and knocking up the Kamo clan's most precious eldest daughter—yet another scandal he’d dragged back to the Zenin household.
Truthfully, you are equally at fault.
A debutante turned degenerate, you're the furthest thing from pure or lotus-like. Your true nature has stayed hidden from good jujutsu society only through your father's willful blindness—and even now, thoroughly scandalized, you can still do no wrong in his eyes. Nor in Choso's, your annoyingly overprotective half-cursed cousin.
As far as they were concerned, you'd been “corrupted against your will”.
So the blame landed squarely on Toji. And with his less than stellar reputation—to put it generously—no one dared argue otherwise.
Not that it stopped his snark every time he was scolded for it: "That garden had already been ransacked—I merely pitched a tent."
So despite being little more than glorified fuck buddies, both clans scrambled to save face. A shotgun wedding was arranged overnight. Heavens forbid a disgraced black sheep and a thot-daughter spark a war between two of the most powerful families.
The result: you and your squalling little parasite are now Zenin property.
But that alone wouldn't have landed Naoya in this mess.
No—this situation is special.
Seeing as the union only granted you and your daughter entrance to the family—not Toji.
Not that he'd return even if given the chance. He only agreed to marry you for your sake, and your daughter's. Nothing beyond that. So without any real tie to an actual Zenin, you're little more than a ward who took on the name.
Yet Toji thought enough of you not to throw you to the wolves entirely. Before leaving to do gods-know-what as an assassin, Toji asked Naoya personally to watch over you both.
Naoya scoffed at first. Playing babysitter to some woman and her infant? Technically his father Naobito's responsibility—nothing he'd have to bother with until he assumed the role of heir.
Still—Naoya wasn't about to deny a request from Toji, who made it a point never to ask his family for a fucking thing (and who could also destroy them all on a whim.)
Toji-kun said he trusted Naoya alone with the task.
And to Naoya, that acknowledgment was everything.
Fine.
However, that just means seeing to your proper treatment—it didn't mean Naoya signed up to be sleep-deprived.
Fuck—and if even a hint of a dark shadow appeared on his flawless complexion by morning?
There. Will. Be. Bl—
The final straw arrives before Naoya even finishes the thought.
A possessed banshee, 7th ring of hell, kind of screech—that even rivals some curses he's previously exorcised—rings out so loud his right ear pops.
That’s fucking it!
Naoya is out of bed, his room and down the corridor in only four strides.
You had to be awake.
Not even the dead could sleep through this.
So, why the hell hadn’t you handled it already?
How hard is it of all things to get a baby to shut the fuck up?
You’re its mother aren’t you?!
Reaching your quarters, Naoya yanks the shoji door open.
And immediately freezes.
As he expects, you’re wide awake.
Yet nothing could've prepared him for your silk robe to be wide open and resting at your elbows—leaving your breasts completely exposed.
Seated in the midst of tangled blankets and sunken pillows, you shift restlessly to find a position that comforts your baby girl enough to latch while she stubbornly thrashes in your arms.
You give up with a weary sigh, returning to the rocking. Her cries have lessened to frustrated whimpers now that she's moving, but they haven't stopped.
From the doorway, Naoya gives you a measured once-over.
You look like shit. Hair frizzy and damp at your temples, tired eyes, a slight tremor of exhaustion in your hands as you reposition your daughter.
That said, somehow, infuriatingly, you still manage to look appealing.
The moonlight spilling through the slatted window ensures it as it traces your plush curves, highlighting the faint sheen of exertion on your skin catching the light like a glow.
Gaze dropping, Naoya’s jaw ticks at the sight of your swollen, milk-heavy tits—nipples taut and glistening with pearlescent drops, coaxed free by your baby's cries.
A creamy bead falls, dotting your daughter's cheek and you gently wipe it away.
You haven’t noticed Naoya yet, too wrapped up in cooing out the same soft mantras of comfort that have proven useless all night.
Leaning against the doorway now with his arms folded, Naoya narrows his eyes, not used to being ignored. Even if unintentionally. However, his scathing reprimands die on his tongue, something about the scene turning his mouth desert-dry.
Every second drags like an hour, and Naoya with no patience remaining, sharply clears his throat, announcing his presence.
Your head lulls over to him without startling nor making any move to cover yourself. You just give him a drowsy, crooked smile that practically screams finally, someone capable of rational thought and basic impulse control.
"Tch. Pathetic reflexes. A curse would've killed you both by now."
You resist the urge to roll your eyes.
Technically, many would consider Naoya’s very presence to be a curse all of its own.
However, in your defense, your own senses have been greatly off kilter since your pregnancy and childbirth. Not to mention, the sheer exhaustion a newborn brings to a first time mother—you’re too concerned with your daughter, Tomie, to notice anything else.
Of course, you don’t expect Naoya of all people to realize that though.
“See, Tomie?” you whisper preciously to your daughter as you continue rocking her, “You woke up your cousin with all that fuss. Now Nao-chan’s just as grumpypuss as you, my love.”
Nao-chan?!
The nickname lands like a slap and Naoya flinches, no longer reclined on the door.
You weren’t even that much older than him—so what gives you the right to reduce his name to something so…ugh, cutesy?
It makes him sound soft.
Like some harmless stuffy to be cooed at alongside the child in your arms. Nevertheless, a small flush creeps up Naoya’s neck all the same.
Tutting, you shift Tomie upright so she can get a proper look at her cousin, still rooted in the doorway like he's being personally affronted.
She stills at the sight of Naoya, matching his energy.
Appraising him with tiny copies of Toji's stark emerald eyes, Tomie holds that same unsettling scrutiny packaged in a cute face that carries you both unmistakably.
Not to be outdone, Naoya sharpens his gaze, his lips set in a thin line.
You snort under your breath at the scene.
Looks like the infamous Zenin scowl curses another generation—and Naoya, the pompous heir himself, doesn't look remotely inclined to lose a staring contest to someone who can't even burp unassisted.
Growing bored, ultimately Tomie gives first as she blinks, babbling baby talk. A chubby arm wriggling free and batting clumsily toward him, breaking the stalemate.
"Oh?" you simper, eyes flicking from Naoya, who looks smug to have bested an infant, to your daughter.
"Not you being the mature one, my girl."
Your giggles make Naoya bristle, his mouth opens to speak—but you're already talking over him.
“C’mere, she wants a truce.” you beckon sweetly, inviting him in.
Frankly, you’re thrilled something has caught your baby girl’s attention long enough to distract her from crying—even if it is her obnoxious ass cousin.
Naoya, for his part, fully intended to reject the invitation.
To snap at you to—shut that thing the fuck up and put those saddlebag tiddies away while you're at it—to be done with the whole debacle so he could sleep. But his scathing reply dies somewhere between your airy laughter and the light sheen of milk saturating your areolas.
Conceding like he’s being called by some unknown force, Naoya crosses your threshold. He reasons that if a quick greeting would quiet the petite goblin for the night, he could comply just this once for his own sake.
Approaching your futon, Naoya sits beside you, back straight, on his knees. His posture is cautious, as if through mere proximity alone either your baby girl or your milk heavy tits could explode at any moment.
Which brings him to the point that you still haven't moved a muscle towards covering yourself for some fucking reason that eludes him entirely.
However, Naoya isn’t about to let a mere pair of tits shake him. If you don’t care, neither does he. At least that’s what he tells himself as he forces himself to keep his eyes level with yours.
Noaya, steady with all the focused determination expected from the leader of the Hei and Zenin heir—eyes shoot to your tits again the moment you glance at your daughter.
Fuck.
Swallowing heavily, Naoya doesn’t even understand why he’s so enthralled with them. He’s seen plenty of boobs, ones that look way better than yours too. From this close, Naoya can make out the strain of them, skin stretching thin and the small veins showing from underneath. Not the delicate sight of a lady’s chest, no, yours are so obscenely engorged—not to mention leaking—more like fattened cow udders.
So huge, in fact, that they look heavy and feverish.
Or…maybe, that was just him.
The room is getting kinda stuffy.
Shit. Naoya just can't seem to look away from your ginormous mommy milkers. Unable to decide if he's repulsed or utterly entranced. And he's so busy wrestling with that internal crisis that he doesn't stop you from doing something completely fucking unhinged—
—like handing him Tomie.
Realization hitting, for the briefest, teeniest micro-second, Naoya nearly yeets her.
Not even to be an asshole. Just pure reflexes.
Naoya genuinely abhors children. He’s never held anyone’s child and he sure as hell hadn't expected you to dump yours into his arms out of fucking nowhere.
Thankfully—as that very well would have been his ass once Toji found out—Naoya’s a well skilled sorcerer. His own self-preservation instincts reduce the action to a mere undetectable twitch of muscle.
Even so, he looks far more petrified than he realizes and that you do pick up on.
It doesn't register to him how ridiculous he looks until you're practically shaking with suppressed laughter at his statue-like posture.
“She’s not made of glass, you know,” you chuckle at Naoya clearly being so majorly out of his depth. “Just relax, yeah? Rock Tomie a little—she likes you for some reason. You can manage that can’t you?”
Naoya looks at you like you've sprouted two heads.
He doesn’t want to rock a fucking baby—even if it is Toji-kun’s offspring.
Who the fuck do you think he is?
Besides, relaxing wasn't really an option considering how close he'd come to his own death sentence moments ago. But even stranger, he realizes, he hasn't said anything cutting in a minute to remind you of your place, which is frankly weirding him out more than holding the baby is.
However…
You’re simply trusting Naoya to hold her at the moment, easy as that.
He’s the Zenin heir—of course that’s fucking something ‘he can manage.’
To Naoya’s surprise, Tomie has actually settled—tension gone from her tiny body, that very Zenin furrow smoothing from her brow as though to say finally, another Zenin graces her prescenes.
She gurgles up at him, blows a bubble and pats his chest with a proprietary little hand.
Naoya frowns. Why does this feel less like soothing a child and more like being evaluated?
"There—" you yawn unceremoniously, a flicker of life returning to your voice as you treasure the break. "See? She's just bored of mommy. Probably wondering where that deadbeat daddy of hers is."
Your slanderous, yet entirely accurate, remark about Toji is what finally has the venom returning to Naoya’s tongue.
You of all people should consider yourself lucky to be married to him and birth his child.
Eyes flaring, Naoya turns to you and—
Big mistake.
You're in the middle of a stretch. Arms overhead, back bowed, the sheer weight of your tits pulling at your spine until something cracks between your shoulder blades. Milk beads at your nipples from the motion—then scatters. Futon. Blankets. Your lap.
A single drop landing square on Naoya's robe.
He braces for disgust. For his throat to tighten at the sheer audacity of your bodily fluids landing on him.
But the feeling never comes.
Just an overwhelming chemical need to lick the creamy droplet from his sleeve before it soaks in.
“Aha!” you whisper excitedly, attention still on your baby girl in his arms. “My little angel is finally asleep.”
You lean into Naoya, shoulder resting against his, your nipple grazing his arm—and a dribble of milk trails down his sleeve. The drops bleed through the fabric, faint but undeniable.
He doesn't want to notice.
But he does, along with its scent—something like warm mochi and milk buns and pure want to taste it surges so hard this time he bites his cheek.
"Aww, how sweet..." Seemingly oblivious, you dare to poke his cheek, cooing. “Tomi-chan loves her cousin Nao-Nao~!"
Nao-Nao?!
Hairs up on end, Naoya wants to hiss at you.
But your tone is too pure, too genuine.
You’re just… like this.
A gentle aura surrounding you while next to your newborn causes you to mother everything in your surrounding area.
And that makes it all the worse.
Naoya doesn’t need mothering. He never did, not even as a child himself.
Yet those thoughts contrast the awkward and unfamiliar warmth Naoya is so insistently trying to keep out of his chest.
Truly, he’d rather be put out of his misery than suffer it a moment longer.
As a Zenin, Naoya had been trained to treat any affection as weakness—and weakness as a Zenin was the worst sin one could commit.
There’s an unspoken understanding in the clan: No scared cows.
No one member valued more than the strength of the whole.
And now, as a Zenin, you'd be no exception either. Even at the risk of Toji’s or the Kamo clan's displeasure.
The Zenin are well practiced at making consequences look like natural outcomes—be it accidental or personal failures.
Watching you smile so tenderly at your child, Naoya tells himself what he feels isn't guilt.
It's obligation.
Toji left you and Tomie in his care. Therefore it falls to him to set you straight if you both are to survive.
That's all.
"You're Toji-kun's wife and my ward.” Naoya growls—albeit low, careful not to trigger Tomie into another hellish chorus.
“You will henceforth address me, the future head of this clan, as ‘Naoya-sama’."
His words are cutting and to the point.
“And fuckssake, you will cover yourself when in front of men. You are not a Kamo any longer, you’re a Zenin. You will act accordingly or you will be handled.”
You retract immediately, smile dropping, wetting your lips into a pretty little pout that might have worked on a lesser man.
Naoya considers, for a moment, that he almost feels bad for you. Your lack of discip—
Then you dissolve into hushed giggles and he regrets it entirely.
"Oh my gawwwd, you're actually deadass right now, aren't you!?" Hand over your mouth, tears of amusement prick your eyes as you try to keep your voice contained.
“..or you will be handled”, you mimic, trying to sound as pompous as Naoya, although you don’t imagine anyone ever could.
Noaya growls but you pay him no mind through your amusement, so he is almost startled when you suddenly stop and crowd his space once more.
“Handled, huh?”
Naoya keeps his eyes on yours through sheer force of will—refusing to acknowledge your tits swaying in his peripheral.
“And just who is going to handle me…” You challenge, batting your eyes with a sensual pull of your lips, “...you, lil Nao-chan?”
Naoya grits his teeth, his eyes flashing.
Here he was trying to warn you and you’re making a mockery of him?!
If you weren’t Toji’s wife he’d teach you a lesson, he’d—
"Awe, c'mon, Nao-Nao," you purr, caressing his arm which he quickly snatches away. "I thought you'd be the fun one! Ya know…Toji said you were the only half-decent guy in the family."
He stiffens.
"Toji-k-kun…” Naoya clears his throat. “...he said that?"
“Mm-hmm.” You hum. Not missing how Naoya’s golden eyes catch light at his older cousins' praise of him. “Told me you were the only one here Tomie and I could count on.”
The light blush on Naoya’s ears creeps down his neck and just like that Naoya begins rocking Tomie as you initially suggested. Carefully, too—as if in this very moment he's made it his life’s mission to earnestly exceed all of Toji-kun's expectations for him.
Chest puffed and prideful, Naoya insists that, as future clan leader, it's ‘only natural’ Toji-kun would say such a thing about him.
You on the other hand have to perse your lips to keep from bursting into actual hysterics this time.
Why’s that?
Because you just lied through your goddamn teeth.
The only thing Toji told you was that Naoya was an easy mark.
And he is.
Almost painfully so.
The way his ego swells. The way his whole aura brightens just from hearing his cousin's name.
It’s all too adorable, honestly.
Naoya is too easily charmed and you're no stranger to charming all kinds of men. Hell, that's how you got knocked up in the first place.
But this type of emotionally stunted man?
Oh, you could definitely have some fun with him.
With Tomie finally asleep, you feel the familiar pull of mischief tug at you.
“Besides, Naoya-sama~~”
Your voice is all velvety compliance causing Naoya to completely miss the sarcasm underneath. He's also too distracted by your head on his shoulder and your boobs molding into his arm as you reach across him to fix Tomie’s swaddling.
"I think I'm decent enough, no?" Your lips curl deviously. "Seeing as I don't exactly count you as a man."
Naoya’s cursed energy spikes, fury bleeding through his veins—but your Tomie shifts in his arms and Naoya has to choke it back, holding his fury.
You just cock your head, all innocence, like you haven't said something utterly slanderous.
"You shameless fucking slut—" The chill in Naoya voice drops to frostbite temps, “I know you of all peo—”
“Aye!”
The whiplash is instantaneous—Naoya doesn’t finish the sentence before you have two fingers pinching his cheek, twisting with the particular ferocity of a momma bear who's been awake for thirty-six hours and has simply stopped tolerating bullshit.
"Watch your fucking potty mouth around my damn kid, asshole."
Naoya seethes. He wants to tear into you—the thot-daughter of the Kamo clan, standing on absolutely zero moral grounds—he really, genuinely does. But the twist on his cheek tightens and this time he doesn't even need his survival instincts to do the math for him.
Naoya doesn't know your grade but you aren’t a weakling.
Half his cheek isn’t worth it—especially if it woke the little hellhound in the process.
"...Whatever."
Satisfied at him backing down, you release him, smirking at the red blooming across his face.
Naoya resists rubbing it. Instead he huffs, hoisting your Tomie up onto his shoulder and bouncing her there in pointed silence. She'd stirred more from your outburst than anything he'd done all night.
This is all fucking ridiculous.
Naoya thinks and the second she settles once more he thrusts her toward you.
"Here. Take her. You're welcome, by the way—since clearly it takes a real Zenin to do what her own mother couldn't manage all night."
Rolling your eyes, you stop just short of slapping the shit out of Naoya.
The facts remain: that even as a newlywed, your ass might as well be a single mother. Your exhaustion is near biblical and your nerves are near shot and Tomie—the perceptive little thing she is—has likely picked up on every ounce of it, your nerves feeding hers in one miserable feedback loop tonight.
Yet, thanks to Naoya of all people, that loop is finally broken.
Shaking your head, you reach for your daughter—and then your body seizes. The pain hits your chest like a vice, jolting you back hard enough to steal your breath. Your hands fly to cup your breasts on instinct, fingers sinking into the weight of them.
"OH, shiiii—owwww!" You wince.
“What the hell now?” Naoya still holds the baby out to you expectantly, brow arching as you curl into yourself.
"What the hell do you think, Naoya?" You grimace, biting back at him.
Face crunched in pain, eyes shut, you’re careful to take measured sips of air.
“She cried all night and didn't eat. My tits are fucking killing me."
Realizing this meant he’d have to hold your baby girl even longer, Naoya makes an exasperated sound as he brings her fully into his arms again.
“You know this is your archaic ass family’s fault, right?”
You crack an eye open at his diva-like attitude.
“I asked for a pump and the old battleaxe of a caretaker said no. ‘All Zenins are fed from the source’, you mimic in a nasally voice. “Like be so fucking for real—what damn century is this again?!”
Naoya snorts.
You've never had house rules imposed on you—your father let you run the streets without consequence. So really, you're in no position to complain about the Zenin clinging to their traditions, insufferable as they may be, at least they had them.
"You know—Zenin wives are typically chosen for their training and poise. To think that the Kam—" Naoya stops.
Mid-sentence, mid-thought, mid-everything—his mouth open, agape like a fish.
Robe now pooled around your hips, you begin working one of your swollen breasts in both hands. Clinical in the way only fatigue makes a person, no couth left in you at this hour. Your thumbs knead carefully, pressing firmly into tender tissue, heel of your palm dragging across a tight knot to stimulate the stagnant flow of your milk glands.
A deep moan slips from your lips in tandem with a hard squirt spraying from your breasts as a reward for your efforts.
Another escapes, then another.
Your oversensitive nipple is drawn taunt with the prickly pain of relief as a thin stream begins to run along the curve of your tits, painting your skin in shiny rivulets all the way to your bellybutton.
Through it all Naoya has not even blinked, nor taken a breath for that matter.
Oblivious to his own staring—and your haughty smile.
"Really now, Nao-chan? You're salty I don't consider you a man—" you muse, hands still diligently working out small drops of milk, "—but how can I? When you’re drooling over my tits like a thirsty newborn."
Shaken, Naoya’s eyes lock on with yours. The flush that had been camping at his neck floods his face all at once, searing his cheeks.
“I...”
You hush him.
Two fingers find your sternum, unhurried—drifting down your chest, down your belly, tracing the streaks of milk all the way down to your navel, gathering in the soft pudge of your mommy tummy.
Fingers thoroughly soaked, you gradually lift them to his lips. You hover them patiently, like you would a treat to a dog.
“Open.”
Not used to taking orders, Naoya hesitates—then parts his lips anyway. Your fingers slide in and the taste hits him, rich and creamy with a faint savory edge he wasn't expecting.
It's good. Dangerously good.
His brain short-circuiting, Naoya doesn't stop even when the taste fades, lapping at your fingers and sucking the remnants from your nails with an eagerness he'll hate himself for later. A low croon threatens to escape his throat—the kind of sound he'd never make consciously—and he forces it down along with the last traces of your milk.
More—he wants more.
One look in Naoya’s eyes tells you that. Dark, hooded, their usual sharp calculation completely gone—replaced by something unguarded and hungry. He's still tonguing your fingers like there might be something left to find. The needy, restless flick of his tongue stroking heat into your core.
"Good," you murmur, retracting your fingers. "Now, go put Tomie down on her futon."
Naoya doesn't move.
But this stillness is different. Every muscle is coiled, feral cursed energy strumming hot through his veins. A wire crossed. His restraint is less like surrender and more like the moment preceding a strike.
"Go on," you simper, "...and I'll let you sample from the source... you know the proper way to feed a Zenin."
Naoya says nothing. His aura speaks for him as he rises smoothly, crosses to the tiny futon, and sets your daughter down.
You simper in approval—he's not half bad at this—but you couldn't tell him that now. Not with the tension this thick.
Returning, Naoya lingers at the edge of your futon. The particular stillness of someone who's already decided how this ends—he’s just letting you go first.
"Well, c'mere—don't go shy on me, Nao-Nao."
You crook a manicured finger at him, giggling.
Poor thing doesn’t realize he’s playing right into your hands.
"I'm not shy."
He's not. But you're Toji's wife, and he's well aware of that. Somehow though, it only makes whatever this is more forbidden.
More worth taking.
"No?" Your voice dips playfully, baiting.
"Just a virgin then?"
Naoya sucks his teeth. He's never met a woman as infuriating as you he decides.
"I'm no virgin, whore."
No real bite to Naoya’s voice this time though, not as he drops to his knees in front of you like a good dog. His own annoyance betrayed only by the whitening of his knuckles in his lap.
"Gotta be mommy issues then," you murmur, closing the remaining distance with a crawl—one last barb delivered right as you sink into his lap, forcing him cross-legged beneath you.
His contained fury is the most endearing thing you've seen all night to be sure.
"Shut u-up," he grits, voice scraping thin.
You rest your arms on his shoulders, holding deliberate space between your bodies. Tilt your head and take stock—he's handsome, you'll give him that. Good bone structure, pretty mouth.
Shame he ever has to open it.
Your fingers drift to the piercings at his earlobe, toying lazily—while your other hand works the short hairs at his nape, featherlight scratches that make him shiver.
Naoya steels himself, an unwelcome and unexplained feeling blooming in his chest as he wills himself to stay focused.
"I'll shut up once you help me." Your hand leaves his ears to find his wrist, guiding it to your body. "Please, Nao-chan. It hurts."
The need etching in your voice worms its way under his skin like a tick and Naoya is finding his ability to keep control greatly diminished from all the blood flowing into his cock.
"Massage from the base," you breathe, giving him instructions to stimulate the milk flow. "Pressure out, not in."
Naoya's palm flattens flush against your breast and whatever plans he had for control slip away on contact.
The heat hits first—it's swollen, much heavier than he expected. Then the give of it, firm but yielding as his fingers curl to sink deeper. Naoya can feel the subtle shift of milk tracking beneath your skin, your breath hitching when he finds the right pressure, your nipple drawing tight against his palm.
"Just like that," you sigh when his rhythm smooths out. "You're a natural."
He adjusts without being told, reading your body's responses, and soon adds his second hand—finding the knot easily, pressing with both thumbs.
Surprise flickers across his face when milk spurts over his knuckles.
He nearly stops breathing.
You don't.
Your shaky exhale of relief punches straight through him and his cock throbs against his robes like a second heartbeat.
Naoya shifts, trying to adjust himself without you noticing.
You do however, gaze dropping, at the motion. He's so much larger than you'd have guessed for a man with such a fragile ego.
"Hmm. Certain parts of you are definitely enjoying this, Nao-chan."
Naoya clicks his tongue but doesn't deny it. He's too fucking hard to deny it.
His hands move again—one on each breast now, thumbs circling, palms compressing—drawing a deep moan past your lips. He watches with something close to reverence as milk wells up with each careful stroke.
The less your chest aches, the lower heat travels, melting into your core. You’re pulsing at the thought of his thumbs sweeping the same circles across your clit.
Breath heavy, biting your lip, you grasp at the robe on his shoulders to brace yourself. A momentary loss of your own control which Naoya is in no position to take advantage of.
Not when his attention is fully captured by a fat, opalescent drop welling on your nipple, shiny even in the dim light.
Eyes wild with need, Naoya’s tongue nearly pokes through the inside of his cheek.
"You wanna taste."
It’s not a question.
"I already said you could—or would you rather lick it up again, like a dog?"
But you’re just as desperate to be drained as he is to drain you. Naoya notices, you can tell. But his jaw is clenched so tight his molars might crack, eyes still glued to your nipples, and you almost tell him to relax before he breaks something and really does require nursing.
Your tits ache too badly to wait on his pride all night.
This time Naoya doesn't flinch when you cup his cheek. You guide him forward with unhurried gentleness—the same patience you show your daughter—and something about that tenderness dissolves whatever protests he had left.
His mouth closes over your nipple and he sucks, greedy and unguarded. Your fingers card into his hair immediately, drawing him in as the first pull sends an achy relief flooding through your breasts.
Naoya moans around you, shameless. Gluttonous. All pompous pretense abandoned.
"There it is," you murmur, smiling as you stroke him affectionately.
Your touch only makes him hungrier though—his tongue flickering, writhing for more even as your milk flows steady now. You jolt when his hands grip your hips without warning.
Naoya braces himself but he's nowhere near steady. Nothing about him is. Breath ragged against your skin, his whole body carries a tremor he probably doesn't realize is visible.
"It's okay, I'm not going anywhere…" you whisper, honeyed coos finally reaching him. "You’re a good boy."
Naoya freezes.
He unlatches with a wet gasp—glossy white ring around his lips, golden-brown eyes blown wide and wild. Something just cracked open in him that he wasn't prepared to feel.
"Don't—"
Croaking on his own spit.
"Don't what? Praise you?" Your hands keep working through his hair, lightly scratching his scalp, lulling him toward a surrender he's still trying to fight. "For doing so well?"
"I'm not a child."
But his voice wavers, unconvincing even to his own ears.
You're teasing him, yes—but there's no cruelty underneath it. No disdain he can pinpoint as an excuse to push you away and escape from whatever this is.
"No?"
Bending forward, your lips ghost against his temple as you whisper:
"You don't want to be my good boy, Naoya?"
His nostrils flare—anger, need, humiliation—all of it written plain across his face.
Like an animal he’s cornered, unsure of his next move.
A moment passes.
Then Naoya’s gaze flicks sharply to your other breast he’s yet to sample.
You raise a brow, but Naoya has just enough pride left to not dignify your question with an answer. Can't anyway—his mouth is already latching onto the next target—the conversation over.
Need won. Clearly.
Naoya feeds more ravenously this time—tongue rolling around your sensitive flesh, teeth scraping in a way you'd smack him for if it didn't feel so fucking good.
He's messy about it too. Milk running down his chin, neck and spilling into his collar.
Fuck—this little shithead can really work his tongue.
Your head lulls, arching into him, melting against his mouth as you let him take his fill.
Your own lust is dampening your thighs now.
Damn. This wasn't the plan.
You'd meant to tease him a bit—let him suck on your fingers, string him along and then duck him. Peel his pride back layer by layer, slowly, to keep yourself amused living amongst such a stuffy clan.
You had no idea how affection-starved Naoya was.
Let alone how much seeing him like this would turn you on.
Your pussy is screaming at you, becoming impossible to ignore. You haven't seen Toji in weeks—relief is overdue in more ways than one.
"N-Naoya…?"
You call him, but he doesn't answer.
His thoughts are in disarray—walls crumbling around something long abandoned inside him.
What this is—what he’s feeling? It’s deeper than anything he's charted. And it has nothing to do with your tits, your supple skin, or the way your milk dissolves on his tongue.
Naoya rarely finds himself lacking.
An upbringing in the Zenin estate hones you for perfection built from very specific arithmetic—cursed technique, tradition and hierarchy. Assembled inside those walls you learn quickly that anything useless you cut out—or someone else cuts it out for you.
But now?
Your gentle words.
You warm embrace.
Your hand moving through his hair like—like he's something worth tending to.
Like his worth was never something he had to earn.
It's driving him mad.
Worse—he doesn't want you to stop.
“Hello? Earth to Nao-chan.” You lit, snapping him out of his daze. “Not you milk drunk already, baby?”
Pouty and petulant, Naoya’s arms snake around your waist to drag you closer until his face is buried between your tits, ignoring you.
Your hand slides between your bodies and finds him—thick and straining through his robes, the rigid shape of his cock unmistakable even through the layers. You lazily trace the outline of his long length with your palm.
Naoya's hips jerk up, gracelessly bucking into your touch.
You won’t let him go soft on you at the moment. Figuratively or literally.
"Aw, Nao-Nao," you coo mischievously. "What would Toji-kun think if he saw you like this?"
That finally gets you a reaction.
Naoya looks up at you scowling—though not to much effect as your nipple stays lodged in his mouth like a binky, spit-slick against his bottom lip.
He doesn't pull off—can't, maybe.
Because as much as he worships his older cousin, the realization is settling in like rot: Toji-kun, for all his monstrous strength—enough to tear apart the entire Zenin legacy—wasn't strong enough to resist you.
Hell, could anyone? Naoya considers the strongest he knows but—pshhh—he’s seen how Gojo is around women, too—he wouldn’t stand a fucking chance against you either.
It makes him feel slightly less pathetic, if only barely.
"He'd not have any room to talk," Naoya growls against your skin as he continues to fuck himself against your palm, grinding his cock against your hand through the fabric in urgent thrusts.
You’re feeding him and unraveling him at the same damn time. Leaving him chasing release and something else he can't articulate.
“Shit—let me fuck you before I completely lose it.”
Naoya’s hands shoot to your ass, fingers digging into your flesh, gripping hard enough to bruise.
You blink, a part of you shocked he's even asking—even if it is half-demanding and half-begging.
"Oh? So now you want to be in charge?"
Your hand withdraws and you let him roll your hips forward against his—it’s more leisurely than the pace Naoya wants though, especially as your robes spread around your thighs and your bare pussy slides against his clothed cock.
You're so soaked, and he can feel your juices flooding through the silk, your wet heat branding him through the fabric.
Naoya grits, caught somewhere between rage and ruin.
God, how he wants to slip his cock inside you—inside your mouth, your tits—and definitely that haughty lil cunt of yours.
See what was so good it even stopped Toji-kun from pulling out.
"You think you're fucking me, Nao-Nao?"
Cradling his head, you swipe at your own cream still lingering at the corner of his lips.
“You still have my milk around your mouth, baby.”
Naoya groans, barely controlled, like he's trying to rut through the layers of fabric.
He doesn't even realize how undignified he looks. The sounds he makes suckling at your tit are sloppy and needy—and you know he'd be mortified if he could hear himself over the squelching of your pussy rubbing against his silk robe.
Tightening your grip in his hair, you wrench his head back, forcing him to release your nipple with a wet pop.
A string of milk stretches from your bud to his lip—then snaps.
Naoya gasps.
Lips trembling, chin sopping, eyes unfocused. Poor thing. He looks completely ruined and you've barely started.
Naoya’s fists the fabric of your robe, already working at the tie. His gasps puff against your throat, mouth grazing up to your chin as he nibbles harder—threatening meaner bites.
"L-Let me fuck y-you."
Naoya is begging now, not even trying to mask his need.
You tilt your head, considering, pondering on it like Naoya wasn’t on his last thread of sanity, driven to insanity by the treacley taste of your creamy milk.
"Mm. No."
"I need—"
Cutting him off, you push Naoya onto the futon in one smooth motion.
"Haven’t you realized I know what you need, Nao-Nao?" Your voice is syrupy as you straddle him, hovering.
"I-I—Fuck—" The word scrapes out of him, guttural, clutching the sheets and throwing his head back onto the futon as his hips buck up into nothing.
You stay perfectly still. Not letting him take a single thing.
"Look at you." You coo, skimming a finger along his milk-stained collar. "Reduced to humping the air? Imagine, a Zenin heir with so little self-composure."
"S-Shut the fuck up, s-slut."
But his insults don’t stop his hips, microthrusts wanting to chase the feeling of your messy pussy sliding over his cock again.
"Why?" You swivel your hips—one deep agonizing grind that lets him feel your cunt clench against his cock through the ruined fabric. He's dripping now too, precum mixing with yours.
"I think you like it when I make you beg. You want to, don't you? So beg me."
Naoya's cheeks burn. He could easily flip you, pin you, and have his way.
He won't though.
Even through your teasing there's a care to your touch he's never let himself experience—and resisting it has his nails biting crescents into his palms, hard enough to bleed.
"I bet you'd cum just like this…"
Your plush lips ghosting his Adam's apple, smirking as he squirms under you.
"...without ever getting inside. Soiling your own robe like a needy, prideful little boy who couldn't simply ask nicely."
The moan that rips from Naoya's throat is feral with need and thick with humiliation. His hips shoving upward, wanton for contact.
You don't give it, suspended just above him, your drooling cunt barely grazing his cock, watching him fall apart with all the patience in the world.
"Naoya, baby" Your hand slides up to cup his cheek, tenderly. "Tell Mommy what you want."
Naoya’s eyes go wide.
Every muscle taut. Cheeks flushed dark.
The Zenin composure he was built from crumbling, reducing him to this.
On the brink, never has Naoya waited this long for something. Never has he been this turned on—and as much as he’s fucking furious about it, he’s also way past giving a fuck.
His eyes rake your body and snag on the trail of milk—smeared on your tits, your belly, all the way to your cunt where it glistens in the dim light.
His mouth waters. Whatever resolve he had left shatters.
"Please..." Naoya whimpers, tears dusting the edges of his eyes, too wound up to realize he's handing you everything. "...fuck me."
You raise a brow, waiting.
Oh, he’s so close.
He knows it too. He knows what you want.
Naoya can see it on your face but there's no coming back from it once he says it. But what choice does he have? He’d die if you sent him away like this.
"Please, fuck me—"Naoya’s voice cracks clean in half, a single tear running down his cheek. "—Mommy."
You push his bangs up fondly, planting a chaste kiss right on his forehead.
"That’s my Good boy."
Naoya watches you with tears burning his eyes, chest heaving, too far gone to resist you any longer.
You tug the ties loose on his robe until the fabric falls away. His cock springs free—angry, leaking and bobbing with every shaky breath he takes.
You have to admit it's pretty. His flushed red, cockhead peeked through its foreskin. You can feel his whole body shiver as you peel it back more.
Your mouth is watering for a taste yourself and god, if Naoya wasn’t such a fucking tool you’d gladly suck him off.
That could come later though—you’d make him earn that too. Subservience looks good on him afterall.
You'd be tempted to deny him longer if you weren't so hard up for it yourself, your gooey walls vibrating at the thought of a cock inside, at long last.
Toji's been gone for weeks and you need a stress release, bad.
You position your cunt just above the swollen head of his cock—close enough for your juices to drip salaciously onto his tip, dribbling down his shaft.
Naoya squirms beneath you, and you drink it in.
"Craving to wet your cock inside Toji-kun's wife, hm?"
He can't answer—not when you sweep his cockhead through your folds, letting him glide through the mess of your wetness and the milk still coating your thighs. You're soaked enough to take him whole right now, no prep needed, and the thought makes your cunt clench around nothing.
Naoya moans, hips snapping up, trying to piston into you—and you shove him back down by the hip, pinning him to the futon.
"Behave."
"I'm—" He swallows, voice wrecked. "I'm trying."
You smile, wiping the sweat off his brow with something close to care in your touch.
"Try harder for Mommy then, yeah, Nao-baby?"
You don't wait for his response.
You sink down, pussy swallowing him whole in one brutal stroke.
The stretch punches the breath out of you—wet as you are, he's still thick enough to make your walls spasm, to make your spine bow as he splits you open. You hate how good his cock feels dragging over every ridge inside you, the fat head kissing your cervix hard enough to make your thighs tremble.
Naoya gasps like you've knocked the wind out of him. You watch his mind go blank.
Hands flexing useless at his sides. Mouth falling open, slack and dumb. Eyes rolling until you can only see the whites, lashes fluttering against his cheeks.
"Y-You're f-fuckin’ tight," he rasps, too loud. "F-Fuck—you're tight, y-you're so—"
Clamping your hand over his mouth, palm pressed to his lips, your nails curl into his cheek. You feel him arch off the futon beneath you, a muffled whine vibrating against your skin.
"Shh." You hush. "You'll wake the baby."
Naoya nods furiously, chest heaving. You smile once he settles.
"Atta boy."
Naoya whines as you start to move—hand still clamped over his mouth, bracing yourself as you ride him. A calculated wind at first, controlling the roll of your hips as you get a feel for him. The way he stretches you. The way a meaty vein throbs against your g-spot as you move.
Shit—Not bad.
Naoya trembles beneath you, hands fisted white-knuckled in the sheets, whole body wracked with the effort of staying still. Of not fucking up into you like a desperate, rutting animal.
"Mmmm," you murmur, rotating your hips in a lazy figure-eights. "Just like that, let it all go. Let me ride you. Let Mommy take care of you."
Naoya’s whimpers bubble under your palm—pathetic, needy. He knows he’s being used. He’s maintained zero control of the situation.
And yet?
He can’t deny a he’s a fucking fiend for it.
Not when your cunt grips him like a fist. Not when he can feel how wet you are— slick saturating his balls, staining the futon beneath you both. Your gooey pussy squeezes him so tight he can barely breathe, silky and warm, milking his cock like she was made to ruin him.
Then you feel it—his balls twitching underneath your ass, drawing up tight. He's close.
Fuck, already?!
“C-Cumming that fast?” you pant out. “ T-That fast? From your cousin’s wife’s tits and cunt? Do I feel that good?”
Naoya is groaning as his eyes squeeze shut, biting his inner cheek and fisting the sheets.
"Nuh-uh." You tsk, stilling completely. "Bad boy. Not allowed."
Naoya's eyes fly open as yours begin to glow—red and ancient, blood-dark lines blooming beneath your lashes. He feels it. Your cursed energy pouring into him, flooding every vein, every capillary, settling hot and heavy in his balls.
The Kamo inherited technique—blood manipulation—seizes complete control.
Instantly, he veins in his balls bulge obscenely, his cock swelling even harder inside you. But he can't cum. You won't let him.
Naoya cries out, breaking into a sweat, pleasure flaring through him to excruciating levels as every one of his nerve endings lights up.
"I may be a Zenin by name," you breathe, leaning in until your tits smush into his chest and your lips brush his ear, "but I'll always be a Kamo by blood."
You bite down on the tender tissue, feeling him shudder beneath you, cock throbbing helplessly inside your cunt.
"Don't worry." You sit up, savoring his broken whine from the loss. "I'll let you cum, Nao-baby. I'm going to milk you dry—just like you milked me—after I get my nut."
You lift up just enough to meet his wild, glassy eyes.
"Nod if you understand."
Naoya nods. He understands perfectly now—understands exactly how you wound up pregnant by Toji. Understands why a man like that couldn't stay away.
He sobs beneath your hold, tears spilling hot over your fingers, breath hitching against your palm. You clench, a methodical squeeze—and his whole body jerks violently, a broken "nnngh—!" muffled against your hand.
You ride him in earnest now. Harder. Faster. Greedy for it. Your tits bounce wild, milk spilling with every slam of your hips—they’re sore but you don't care, chasing your pleasure like nothing else matters. You're soaked, the sound of it obscene—wet squelching filling the room, your arousal and milk splashing filthy with his pre where your bodies meet.
Naoya’s cock hits that gushy, spongy spot inside you over and over and your rhythm starts to falter.
"F-Fuck—"
You're getting sloppy. Losing focus. Your thighs burn from exertion but you can't stop, can't slow down, bouncing on his cock like you'll die yourself if you don't cum on it. Your pussy greedily convulsing around him—shit, you could easily fuck your own self stupid if you aren’t careful.
You learned well enough not to underestimate Zenin dick fucking around with Toji.
Thankfully, however, Naoya is ruined. Flushed crimson from chest to ears beneath you, his tears streaming and his cock so engorged inside you that he looks like it must hurt. His hips spasm with aborted thrusts, toes curling as he is fighting his body's urge to rut even now.
He’s still trying so hard to be a ‘good boy’ for you and that thought alone almost makes you cum.
You consider, through the haze of your own pleasure, appraising his pathetic form beneath you, that you might accidentally give him a brain aneurysm if you keep this up much longer.
“P-Puulease—Mommy” he gasps out when you lift your hand from his lips.
"Wait your turn," you moan, brows furrowing as you try to concentrate.
You're close. So fucking close. You use him like a toy now, hips rolling carnally, chasing the tingling friction. building white-hot at the base of your spine. Your nails dig into his abs as you tilt, angling yourself so his girth scrapes against your g-spot with every bounce.
Quiet sobs tumble over your lips as you tense, fucking yourself on him until—
"O-oh—oh fuckfuckfuck—"
You shatter, orgasm ripping through you, pussy fluttering wild around his length and gushing to coat his balls as you ride it out. Vision edges white, as your thighs quake, your hips rotating in stuttering circles as the waves crash through you.
Chest heaving, when you regain your senses again, Naoya is barely there himself, sanity hanging by a thread with eyes blown—watching you cum so erotically on his cock like a man witnessing something holy.
You bring your face centimeters away from his, your lips ghosting his own as you release your technique.
"Cum."
And he does.
With a broken moan Naoya busts inside you—cock pulsing thick and hot, spurts of cum flooding your cunt white as his hips stutter up helplessly. You let him pull you down, let him clutch you like you're the only thing keeping him tethered to earth as your lips smash together.
You seal your mouth over his, devouring every ragged cry. Your tongue sweeps sweetly against his trembling one as you steady his face in your hands, thumbs brushing his tear-damp cheeks, kissing him quiet.
All the while his cock continues to pump you full—and you’ve kept your promise.
This is the most Naoya’s ever cum in his entire life.
When he comes down enough, Naoya rolls onto his side, taking you with him as he curls into you—face buried in your chest, sucking in breaths, completely undone and still twitching inside you.
A bit overspent yourself, not having activated your ability since Toji got you pregnant in the first place, you don't move yet. You keep him buried inside of you, pulsing with the aftershocks of what he just let himself become.
His arms wind tight around your waist like he's afraid you'll disappear. You cradle the back of his head, stroking softly.
He doesn't speak and you don't rush him. Not eager to test for any remaining snark you failed to fuck out of him.
It feels good just being needed like this, you are a mother afterall.
Eventually the heat between your thighs starts to cool, and you shift—peeling him off slowly, feeling the thick spill of his cum leak out of you. He shudders at the loss, an inaudible sound catching in his throat.
You ease him onto his back, robes rumpled beneath him, face still ruddy. He watches you through heavy-lidded eyes—quiet, stunned, like he doesn't recognize himself.
And then—
A single, involuntary whimper escapes him when his gaze catches on your breasts again.
Still heavy and still leaking—milk beading at your nipples.
You smile.
"Still hungry?"
He turns his face into the pillow, ears burning.
You laugh—not mocking this time. Your voice is warm, almost fond.
"Poor Nao-chan," you murmur, settling beside him as you reach for a baby wipe nearby. "Your first time letting someone take care of you, and now you don't know what to do with yourself."
"I didn't say I wanted—"
You wipe his chest clean of milk, sweat—all of it with a tenderness that makes him forget what he was saying. Naoya’s throat bobs as he goes silent.
Unhurried, you wipe yourself off next. Then once satisfied, looking over to confirm that Tomie is still sleeping peacefully, you secure the discarded blanket over you both, effectively tucking him in, before gathering him in your arms.
"You don't have to say it," you whisper against his hair. "Mommies always know."
Sure, you certainly aren't his mother.
Yet something in your heart still aches for the broken little boy inside Naoya all the same. His cruel upbringing was hardly his fault, although it's been everyone else’s problem since.
Plus, you're fairly certain you just did more for his mommy issues in one night than years of therapy could ever achieve—even if someone managed to drag Naoya there, against his will.
Sigmund Freud couldn't have even accomplished this. Someone should really give you a nobel peace prize.
You hum a low lullaby against his temple as Naoya’s eyes close. He doesn't fight it. Between your soothing song, warmth and the exhaustion your technique left behind, he doesn't have the strength to fight you—nor does he want to.
Naoya’s lips are at your nipple again. He's not sucking this time—just holding you on his tongue, lavishing slow and kitten-soft licks, nursing you like a pacifier.
"You did well, Naoya."
It's the last thing he hears as sleep pulls him under.
⟡
Hours later, Naoya wakes to the sound of your voice.
His eyes squint against the harsh morning light pouring into the room. As they adjust, he makes out your shape—sitting on the edge of the futon, knees tucked beneath you, fully dressed, bouncing Tomie in one arm while you chat on the phone.
A dizziness hits him all at once. Naoya finds himself sluggish, bodily functions recalibrating as the effects of your technique linger.
He feels like he got hit by a goddamn truck.
A truck that happened to also fuck him stupid and then tucked him in after.
Grumpy, the loss of your warmth pulls a low growl from him.
Naoya hauls himself across the futon and plants his head in your lap, nuzzling into you like you owe him now.
You try to ignore him, continuing your conversation, but Naoya is persistent. His nose keeps traveling higher—nudging toward the apex of your thighs and burying his face into your mound. The lingering musk of sex is still strong through your kimono and Naoya's cock stirs, already half-hard at the thought of tasting how well his seed has marinated inside you.
Naoya hums petulantly into your pussy, clearly territorial of whoever has your attention.
You roll your eyes at the display.
Give men an inch and they will always take a mile.
You threw him a crumb of affection and now he's acting starved for it.
Shifting your daughter to one arm and wedging the phone between your shoulder and cheek, you card your fingers through Naoya's hair. It's enough to soothe him—for now. He sighs against your thigh, using your plush lap as a pillow, and drifts back toward sleep.
"Huh? Say that again—" You grit, more irritated now at the man on the other line than the one in your lap. "Ugh, fine. I'll spot you this time, Toji."
Even half asleep, Naoya goes deathly still.
You smirk, feeling him tense in your lap as you continue to speak.
"But that’s only on the condition you visit Tomie this weekend, you oaf. She'll forget your face if you keep this up, ya know."
A pause. Then snort.
"Hm? Oh yeah. Yup, uh-huh.” You smirk amused by whatever Toji's saying on the other line. "Yeah, yeah, Ji. I'll let him know—and jeez, I got it, okay…I'll do the transfer now. GOODBYE."
You hang up with a huff, mildly annoyed—until you glance down and see your daughter happily cooing, her tiny hand patting Naoya's head alongside yours as you reluctantly transfer Toji the money he asked for.
Naoya, mortified, had been holding his breath this entire time—just in case Toji could sense it over the phone—sighs in relief.
"Shit... that was close," he mumbles, wincing as your daughter's pats turn into enthusiastic slaps against his temple.
Toji-kun told him to take care of you, sure.
He's fairly certain this wasn't what he meant.
"Huh? Oh, you mean Toji?" You blink down at Naoya. "I already told him."
Naoya shoots upright like you just announced a curse had just blown up half of Tokyo.
"Relax, Naoya, my god." You wave a hand, dismissing him. "Toji's cool about it. We were never exclusive or anything, ya know."
Naoya exhales, exasperated, and flops onto the futon, on his back, his hand over his face as you rise shuffling elsewhere in the room.
He knows his cousin—this won't be the end of it. Toji will definitely expect something in return.
But Naoya can't think about that now. His head is throbbing, it's early as hell, and he's gotten maybe two good hours of sleep.
He knows he should return to his own sleeping quarters—but this is his wing after all and he honestly can't be arsed to move for anything right now.
"However," you add lightly, when you see Naoya's body bracing for blow, "he did say you have to bankroll a parlay for him every time you fuck his wife."
And there it is.
Naoya doesn't even lift the hand over his face, just grunts.
"Sure."
"Anddddd, he's charging you by the ounce for—and I quote—'sucking up all his tiddy milk like a pansy lil b-i-t-c-h.'"
You spell out the word in lieu of saying it now that Tomie is awake.
Naoya groans, wishing he'd woken up earlier. He's not sure what kind of narrative you fed Toji, but he's too exhausted to argue about it now.
"...Fine." Naoya replies, wincing at your giggles prickling his skull.
Toji's money schemes don't matter much to him anyway—he's rich, he can afford whatever bullshit ‘tiddy milk tax’ this is.
Naoya just needs you to shut up about it now.
Every chuckle out of your mouth drives another rusty nail into his skull.
"Oh, one last thing," you call over your shoulder, smirking as you scoop Tomie's diaper bag and head towards the bathroom to change her.
"Toji says if you get me knocked-up, you’re raising that one too."
You laugh hardly, leaving the room with Tomie happily cooing in your arms.
Whatever.
Naoya sighs, smashing two pillows over his face.
He'd just pull out next time.
Simple. Problem solved.
It's a small price to pay for your soft creamy tits and that sweet, gooey mommy puss—
♡ hope u enjoyed! i hope to see a lot more recruits in the naoya army after this fic lol!
also i loved writing in tomie here. i didn't name toji's and your's baby in the previous one but i really like this name so i decided to use it. shes so sassy shes def gonna give noaya hell. hsjdfbvjshdbfvhsd. read my other naoya fic here
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