I'm so tired

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

you should obsess over that rarepair right neow

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

All i remember from when I was like 9 was I lowkey shipped bilbo and gandalf

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*