It's Okay Because We're Human

Me immediately before and after sending an important email

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL and now I have the sudden urge to put lights on every wall in sight

they’re only $15 for black friday… i said i was done shopping for the day but impulse purchase timE

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.