A little ironic given how she seemed so adamant about safety just a minute before…

Vanitas guided her away from the stall as they continued their conversation before the traumatized the poor seller, amused. Guy probably had no idea what a ‘knee’ even was.

“Is that too complicated for a God?” She supposed he must have different standards, being that he knew creatures of all kinds of races…

“Got any favorite stories to share?”

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“You must care about yourself a great deal. You say you don’t want me to do anything involving my interests anymore that amuse me albeit you are perfectly okay with anything that means you don’t get bored. Quite egocentric to me.” He had a habit of speaking with his hands, one moment they’d be hidden in his pockets and the next they were out waving around. “ But really, Erika is never involved. I have nothing against her, she is very interesting, but she isn’t any target. As for the things that happen in this city, you must realize that humans are like ants. When something gets in their way—- they climb right over it and keep going. This goes to anything traumatic or difficult that occurs in the average humans life— yes sometimes humans are put down for a while but eventually they have to pick themselves back together again. Really— you are worrying too much.”

“Also, those are my toys you’re playing with and I really don’t share all that well, you know? Especially with people like you, who like to break them for fun. Toys are boring when they break, Orihara.”

  An eyebrow rose acclivitous, an amused simper upon tenuous lips. “It makes sense you wouldn’t like the idea— after all, it very well could become the apocalypse. You wouldn’t want to have to pick up after that, ne?” Crimson orbs glinted with mischievous intent. “But you have no worries, the Dullahan is aware I had her head to begin with so if I even managed to get it back I’d be the first she interrogated. I’m gonna stay away from that business for now, but that doesn’t mean I won’t have any fun, just in different manners with different pawns.” He couldn’t help it, he loved humans so much. They amused him in to no ending point.

“No, I think it’s better all around if you just... stop.”

“Well that’s good, because I’m beginning to find you interesting. You’ll be getting lots of my attention.” The other raven haired male would in due time regret those words of not minding to be observed, for the info broker had a talent of ruining anyone’s life. “So you know about the head, ne? Wow, that makes you even more interesting. However, the Dullahan has got her head back– or rather once again someone is holding onto it for her.” In due time, hopefully, he’d get it back. “How unfortunate really— I never got the opportunity to turn the city into an ultimate battlefield to awaken the head alone– oh well.”

And that was annoying, having to stop and come pick up the pieces of yet another human’s irritating attempts at godliness.

“Well, I can’t really disagree with you after all my interests overall would make me seem rather arrogant. Don’t worry, I have no intentions of observing you in a such a manner yet.”

“Observe all you like, I like the attention. But no, it’s the other things things that annoy me.” He leaned forward conspiratorially and dropped his voice. “You really shouldn’t play with severed heads, Mr. Orihara. You never know what sort of things are watching.”

“I wonder—- why may that be?”

“You’ve got that human arrogance about you, and then you take it a step further. Better watch where you step, though. The other side of that line isn’t very tolerable of people who cross it.”

“What should I do if those heartless things end up attacking us?” Apparently those ‘creatures made of darkness’ were a lot harder to defeat than just by him swinging his sword at them. Especially if they could take down entire worlds in a few bounds. If he couldn’t fight them off from taking over his, then what’d Vanitas expect him to do here?

He shrugged, running a hand through his hair. “Bring her back here, if you really don’t know what else to do.”

“Now! Pants! Off!” “It was you! You killed me!” “When you see the real me, will we still be friends?” “It was me. All of it.” “Understanding other people isn’t hard… It’s impossible.” “You lied to me?!” “Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world.” “Follow my lead!” “Shut up and walk, dear.” “I can’t forgive you, but I trust you.” “Hello? Dead kid speaking.” “So zetta slow!” “Lifes little crossroads are often as simple as the pull of a trigger.” “I just met you. I don’t like you.” “That’s the first time you used my name.” “Who made todays mission for ages 3 and up?!” “What’s a meme?” “Is that what I think it is?” “Look, you’ve got potential.” “It’s like junk mail from hell.” “Who cares about a little noise?” “Don’t just stand there. Think of something!” “Think you could do a guy a favor?” “What did I do!?” “I knew you were hiding something!” “Ugh, this is so not our problem.” “Remind me not to tick you off.” “You’re walking through the pages of literature and history.” “You took care of things, right?”

“When we get back to where I’m from can we go out for burgers?”

“So, you like the feisty ones?”