Sad McDad

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested