Since the new round is live I offer you, patrons of tumblr, more propaganda on why Simon from iron lung should be the 2026 tumblr sexyman.
1. The bit. Markiplier winning the tournament would be ridiculous. Also he’d probably say something about it and that would be even more funny
2. LOOK AT HIM he’s a sad hot man drenched in blood and trauma. What more can you ask for????????
3. I would get to never shut up about it
4. Tangential propaganda: what if we make him and Ryland grace go at it in the finals?
5. It supports fandom morale for crossovers. Simon is one half of bloodymary, the most fun thing I’ve seen happen in fandom in the few years I’ve been around here.
6. My friends would never hear the end of it
7. YOUR friends have the opportunity to never hear the end of it
8. He has so much angst potential. Like so much. You can throw buckets of it on him and he’ll still stand up afterwards and want to live.
9. Have I mentioned how funny it would be for him to win????

















