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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

Bro, we’re friends, lemme see your dick

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

you would think that after seeing a couple thousand dicks or so it would get boring

never, penises are beautiful, unique like snowflakes. Admire them to the fullest. Let them awaken your inner desire for them.

btw if we’re mutuals, you can always ask to see my hog