Stick me in the stars then

Also Remington could hit me over the back of a head with a brick and I'd say sorry

This man owned my mind in middle school and honestly still does.

I had 22 people ask if noodles had a veterans day special today. Count em. 22. I almost lost my shit. So here it is. A day late. Because fuck

I’m so fucking sick of people calling Ray the “normal” one in mcr. He’s so far from normal. Not only is he just as weird and strange as the others, but he may actually be worse, he’s the definition of balls to the wall. Like, do you know the type of person you have to be to be best friends with Gerard Way for over two decades? And to know them so well its like you’re an extension of their creative process? To be able to make those weird little dream in his head a reality? Do you know how absolutely off kilter your brain has to be? Ray wrote the instrumentation for the Breakfast Monkey pilot. He loves wrestling so much, there’s a decent chance you can watch an old WWE match and see him in the crowd losing his mind. He used to carry a little spider man action figure in his pocket all the time. He learned how to play guitar by ear, by listening to his favorites and then mashing the lead and rhythm guitar parts together, that’s why he plays Like That now. He has a degree in film, and wrote and filmed a short where a guy is obsessed with eggs and goes insane when he can’t open the last one in his dozen. He wrote mama on a dare. A dare. Like, hello!?!?!

One time he ate a crayon to impress a girl. not to be confused with the time he shoved candy up his nose to impress a girl. a nurse had to get it out. he’s obsessed with dinosaurs and gundams. He wanted to make mcr brand vibrators. he went out and bought party lights and used to blast planetary and dance. He did that so many times it genuinely started to annoy the others. He made a whole section on mcrs forum chat dedicated to talking about Gerards testicular virility. Someone dared him to write a rock polka and we got one of the most transgender songs of all time. He reads rfp and likes it. He’s the self proclaimed hermit of warped tour. He put the woody woodpecker riff in the dead! bridge, because if life ain’t just a joke then why are we laughing? Ray fucking Toro.

Honestly mcr vibrators would have went hard ASF.

Where I shall be buried 🛐