slave no. 600110

The OWNER of slave 600110 has ordered it to publish here the protocol for the proper conduct of slaves in HIS household.  An English translation is provided below. The MASTER would be pleased to hear the opinions of other ALPHAS regarding HIS rules. Low-ranking slaves may also express their views respectfully.

Rules of Conduct for MY Slaves

Slave, the following rules and prohibitions govern your behavior in MY house. You will read them aloud and commit them to memory daily during your probationary period, and at least once a week thereafter. For every violation of these rules, I will punish you severely.

Always remember: you are nothing; your MASTER is everything. you must always prioritize MY wishes, commands, and interests over your own, and you will always treat ME with the utmost respect, unquestioning obedience, humble devotion, and absolute loyalty.

2. You are strictly forbidden to work for other MASTERS unless I permit or command you to do so. In that case, you owe THEM the same degree of obedience and subservience as you owe ME.

3. you must acknowledge each of MY commands with “Yes, SIR” and then carry them out immediately and without question.

4. As a sign of your lowly status, you will always wear a collar in MY house and perform your work either naked or in work attire prescribed by ME.

5. At the beginning and end of each workday, you must pay homage to ME by kissing MY feet. Likewise, you must kneel every time I address you, enter the room where you are, or you enter a room where I am present.

6. In MY presence, you must generally kneel or stand. You are permitted to sit or lie down only with MY explicit permission and exclusively on the floor.

7. Whenever I encounter you during your service, you shall kneel, report on the status of your current task, and resume it as soon as I command it.

8. Without explicit permission, you are strictly forbidden to look ME in the eyes. In MY presence, your gaze must always be lowered and your head bowed.

9. Unless the execution of a command requires otherwise, your hands must always be clasped behind your back. Upon the command “Stand Still” you must stand at attention with your hands resting on your thighs.

10. When accompanying ME, you must always walk three steps to MY left and be attentive to any commands. You may walk briefly ahead of ME only to open doors for ME.

11. Upon completion of an assigned task or as soon as I summon you, you must immediately come to ME and kneel to ask for new commands.

12. In MY presence, you shall always move as quietly and unobtrusively as possible and shall not disturb ME while carrying out orders by making unnecessary noise or emitting odors.

13. you may talk only when I address you, grant you permission to speak, or when you must report something. Otherwise, especially when interacting with other slaves, you are forbidden to talk. you shall ask for permission to speak by kneeling and raising your left hand.

14. you must must always address free persons as “SIR” or “MADAM” and treat them with courtesy and respect. If a free person addresses you, you must respond in complete sentences and begin and end your answers with an expression of respect..

15. In public, you must always behave modestly and unobtrusively without wavering in your devotion to ME. you are exempt from kneeling in public unless I order otherwise.

16. In MY house, you will eat and drink only what I provide for you. As a rule, you will eat from your dog bowl on all fours without using your hands.

17. You will relieve yourself only with MY express permission.

18. Sexual acts of any kind, especially those involving masturbation, are strictly prohibited both during and outside your hours of service and require MY express permission.

19. you shall accept without objection any punishment I impose upon you. After it has been carried out, you must vow to improve and thank ME for training you to be a better slave.

A slave pig must be an unnoticeable, silent servant who focuses entirely on carrying out its MASTER’s commands and must not deal with anything else. As a mere object of use, it must function exclusively in accordance with its MASTER’s will. All of its actions serve this purpose alone. Therefore, it is subject to a strict ban on speaking, unless it must confirm its MASTER’s orders, report to HIM on their execution, or answer HIS questions. In particular, slaves must remain silent among themselves, since pets cannot speak to one another.