to myself I simply am

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

Let’s make climate change denialists biggest argument become “but it’s fine now!” Because we hit global drawdown and they don’t know or remember.

U lowkey gotta get on ur knees and apologize to all lesbians while live steaming putting ur bf’s head through a guillotine if uve ever messaged a lesbian asking if they’d be down for a threesome with u and ur man who looks like he snuck onto earth

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

unfortunately i am the type who wants to wear each others blood in vials

"sabrina carpenter's intention-" sabrina carpenter is a marketing technique. her schtick was invented by a label (men) for mass consumption. they had a vision for a pop star to fill a market niche and hired sabrina for it. she has professional male songwriters on all of her songs, she's styled by men, produced by men, marketed by men. i guarantee that album cover was a man's idea. she's not some solo indie artist she's a product that men made to sell to women