Methodically Unorganized & Consistently Uncultured

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

what english lit degree gay whose career didn’t take off exactly as he wanted is out there making self aware, self referential meta gay porn?

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever

LMAO I love her! 😍😍😍

the dainty method of replacing her spear…A+ comedy