S'WIT

skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him

My aesthetic is really tall, dark, and frightening monsters kneeling/lowering down to his tiny human girlfriend’s height and pulling the best puppy dog look they can while asking: “Do you think I’m cute?”

You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

Todd is getting wild. He swears, makes subtile sex jokes, refer to the internet’s memes. He’s getting too aware. We must use an elder scroll and cast him away in the future.

bethesda took mass effect into their own gotdamn hands

lets be real todd howard fucking owns all of us when a literal title card and music is enough to send us into a mass frenzy

THERE IT IS

todd howard has me in his slimy, cowardly grasp yet again

How much longer until ancient deities and creatures awaken to defend the planet and we enter a new age