this is just gonna be a Skyrim blog from now on

Taliesin and Gore:

Lucien: *gasp*

Serana: They were seen going into the forest the other night with Taliesin

Lucien: *gasps again*

Serana: And they went in together and they left together

Serana: And I heard it all from a very reliable source

Serana: *to Y/N* And don't bother to deny it

Y/N: Well...

Y/N: Then I won't

Y/N: Meet the greatest actor in the world. I'd rather kiss a tarantula!

Miraak: Oh you don't mean that

Y/N: I don't-

Literally any follower:

Boop!

Lucien: What would you do if I was a worm?

Inigo: I'd keep you in an enclosure with dirt and grass.

Lucien: Soil?

Inigo: Yes

Inigo: If you were a gummy worm, I'd eat you.

Lucien: ...I beg your pardon

Y/N: Then beg

Y/N: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress

Y/N: For what it's worth, I don't think Taliesin could fight in that dress either

Taliesin: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride