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Me: My brother is still up-

Lexi:. . . soooo take my shirt off?

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Lexi: Thoughts? More like thots.

We should start posting here again, we still call a lot but never post, what a shame

#mod jc

Me: Ugh, how do you draw Lafayette?

Lexi: SEXY!

@clarinetkitten16

Lexi: My hair line doesn’t pick a side, but neither do I, HA

@clarinetkitten16

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Lexi: Who the heck calls a lollipop and sucker?

Me: *slowly raises my hand*

Me, being random: Your faceeeeeeeeee is pink

Jaci: Ironically right when you said that I read ‘Lance’s face turned pink’

#mod lexi

So, Lexi and I were in a call, then it ended, so I called back, and this happened:

Lexi: . . . B O O

Me: *sneezes*

Me: I think I’m allergic to ghosts

Lexi: What is your problem?!

Me: Uh, what happened?

Lexi: I broke my pencil.

Out of context things @clarinetkitten16 and I have said:

“Baby, why are you so thicc” - Me

“Baby, the fuck is your microphone” - Me

“LEXI. LOOK AT MIDGET BABY” - Me

“son oF A FRUITSNACK” - Lexi

“Wasn’t paying attention, didn’t happen.” - Lexi

“Why did that give a Lance vibe” - Lexi

“There’s going to be like one billion of these in the future” - Lexi

#will continue later :3

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Jaci: You disappeared-

Me, panicked: Yes? You called? Whaddup manfam?!?!!?

Jaci: m a n f a m.

#mod lexi

Me: UGH, I swear I'm going to murder a fucking human.

Jaci: Can you murder me? I want death

Me: no, I said a HUMAN.....waIt

Jaci: if I'm not a human than what am I?

Me: um, fuck..... Ummmmm..... You're a god!

Jaci: a god? How am I anywhere near a god??

Me: you're the god of.....mom friends!

Jaci: well, I'm the sick god of mom friends and I will order another mom friend to kill me.

Me: but they are a mom friend, why would they kill you??

Jaci: because I ordered them to, and as you said I'm the god of mom friends.

Me:.......true. But why?

Jaci, dying: I welcome death.

#mod lexi

@clarinetkitten16

Lexi: You have a floof face.

Me: What- Me?

Lexi: Yes. You have floof face.

Me: How?-

Lexi: Magic.

Me: But, magic isn’t real?

Lexi: *GASP*

So, I was talking with @clarinetkitten16 last night, showing her some dress designs I made. While doing so, a spider came down from the ceiling. I shrieked, jumped back, and stared at it. Lexi was asking me what happened and if I was okay, after I few moments, I started cussing at the spider and calling it a demon. Once it landed on my bed and crawled away, I stalked up to it, watching, silenty.

So that was fun. And I think i’m part cat-

Me: *walks into my room* OH MY FUCKING HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SAUNA IN HERE

Jaci: Oh my God, bitch can I live with you?

Me: *flops onto bed* I wish I had ice powers.....so I could fucking like, freeze my room

Jaci: Don't you fucking dare do that to me.

Me: The fuck..... I don't even have ice powers??

Jaci: Yeah, but if you did and like, for april fools froze my room I'd fucking shoot you.

Me:.........do you really think that would work?

Jaci: what?

Me: who do you think is going to win, ice powers or a gun.

Jaci: well-

Jaci: well, it depends on how fast the ice powers are and how fast the bullets are moving, if the force of the bullets blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I kinda zoned out blah blah.

Me: NO. NO MORE LOGIC JACI. PUT IT BACK.

Jaci: *continues*

Me: PUT. IT. BACK.

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WHO NEEDS PAPER WHEN YOU GOT WALLS

Jaci

#no context boi

Flap Flap thingy in your throat

@sallythepiratecat, forgetting what an esophagus is called

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