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Can YOU claim to be perched atop the slippery slope that leads to human-pillow marriage? No? Then SHUT UP.

CAUTION: dirt is an unreliable ink surrogate

Does anyone really care about you? Use our Mega Eye-Contact-Breaker™ at your next dinner party & find out!

Own the poster that officially drove a phrase into the ground! "Wine over" to your credit card now!

The popular rainy-day game "Which One Is A Dog Again?" leaps off of the board and into real life!

Holds the precise amount of wine needed to drink yourself into feeling certain that you have good taste!

Your humiliations at attempting to fly a kite on calm days are over! Fly a kite ANY time, with StiffKite!™

The perfect gift for that person in your life who won't shut up about Black Mirror, probably!

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The death of a pet allows us to take our presumptions of their affections for us to the next level!

Play chess as they did in olden times, when one player was forbidden access to the board & driven insane!

Just one night cuddling with the Breathstealerz™ will teach your child valuable lessons about fear!

IMPORTANT: For display purposes only. Upon giving, remind recipient that some food-shaped things are not food.

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