Fighting Dragons

THE HOLLA COURSE

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

someone actually made this. someone sat down at their computer and having had the idea to make this they used an image editing program and pieced the images together presumably after having found them on a search engine. the internet made this possible. billions of years of human evolution made this possible. this is the result of billions of years of human evolution. what a time to be alive.

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

hello 911 yes um this persons blog is lame can u delete it

nobody will ever understand how much i cringed whenever gabriella called troy “wildcat”

this is heartbreaking tbh

Don’t stop reblogging. Women are better than this to stay with men who do this. Stay strong. Know your worth.

The sign she holds up at the end is in Croatian, it reads, “help me, I don’t know if I can wait for tomorrow.”

sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me