posthuman rubberthing

To be clear, all this YouTube nonsense is a ploy to get art of my fursona. This is true of most historians, but they won't discuss it out of pride. Herodotus was buried with hundreds of medallions of his slimthick hyenagator.

glaring DS9 plot hole: the changeling blood screening test could have easily been bypassed if the changeling was simply swallowed by a loyal party, whose blood would then appear completely normally when separated from the body.

"but wouldn't the changeling get digested?" no, the changeling would shift into the form of a neutral bolus, like a smooth rounded chunk of titanium or silicone, until it came time for evacuation. it's entirely up to the changeling which end they wanna go out of, tho.

VOREta

unintended vore day post lmao happy 8/8 y'all

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

The real reason you need to title your drawings is so that you can stick a little placard in the caption displaying the title of the work, artist's name, year of creation, and medium like your blog is a a fancy art gallery.

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.