I Have A Bad Feeling About This

this heat wave has me saying shit like well it's only 36°...

Imagine if Obi-Wan survived on the Death Star, escaped with Han, Luke and Leia and joined rebels. Vader would be sooo obsessed with capturing him (and Palpatine would be like "You really need to chill, my apprentice 😐").

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

when qui-gon at the end of owk is like I was always here you just weren’t ready to see me or whatever I feel like maybe he just got distracted for like ten years doing some boring force shit and completely forgot he told yoda he’d go help obi-wan. so then when he remembers he has to gaslight obi-wan into thinking it’s his fault really quick

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.