Okay so. There's this place. And oh shittings, is it fun. I go here because Carla stepmother say my body like Grandpa's. What I means by this is when I walk, it sound sound like screwdriver, and all the nails in my bolt coming loose and jangling. Anyways. She say I have to go to Cairo Fracture. It funny because I think the person who be cracking my bones, Cairo fracture number one. I think Carla pick me up from school, and I think I in trouble because I poison Sara again. But unfortunately Sara okay, and Carla take me to cairo fracture. She take me in low rider, and blindfold me. She say I can't find out, or else papa won't leave roach chocolate under bed again. I decide to hush because I want roach chocolate every night. So after a few bumps and mules, she hit deer on road. I think I don't have to go to Cairo fracture anymore, because when we stop, back already broken. I look at deer and think that what cairo fracture do to me. Now let's just say, I am really squelchings my pants. And not like when I see Zayn on my birthday. Carlaw carry me into musty building that smell like, well, roaches and Carla. Which is same thing. When I dip toes onto floor, it feel like tetanus. But apparently that my grandpa body. I think cairo fracture know what I am. I waddle into room, and there sketchy mans sitting in corner. I think sketchy mans part of my sketchy phrenies hallucinogen (or effect of roach dropping in room from earlier. I still feel the buzz.) But enough about roach crawlings in brain. Man apparently real. And that when I learn that my Cairo fractor. Cairo fractor say to lie down. So I take opportunity to show off and drop down and give 20. But he stops me, because he underestimate my power. Brotha tells me to relax. And then when I realize, I need to lie down on plastic couch, like Barbie doll with cut hair. One time my dog (Sexy Roach) bite Barbie head off, and I fight him for it by making him drink 2 liter coke. That when he barp it out, and I take head back, but only half hair is there. It okay so, I put head back on Barbie with new haircut. Sexy Red has alopecia. And I think it jealous of Barbie hair, and try to take some hair for himself. But it not work, as roach get constipation frustration. Carla and Papa not care enough to take to doctor, though, and neither do I. Sexy Roach haven't pooped since Saturday. We wait for Sexy Roach to give birth to hair so it can have puppy. Sexy Roach bad father. Like Papa. And try to bury Barbie hair in backyard. It not first time that happen to me too. I feel strong relation with Barbie hair birth canal. Anyway back to Cairo fracture. The man, I learn hin name, it Francesco. Francescini pop my bones, and turn me into Twizzler. It feel good and bad. And I question feelings for Francesca. I wonder if all client feel this way about San Francisco. Then I realize, Franchizzler probably knows what I am. I see it in his eye. I forget to mention he has one marble. Francesca remind me of non-binary cyclops, because has mullet, and one glass eye. I enjoy being touched. After body therapy, I question whether mind need therapy too. Or whether my time in psych ward was enough. But body feel like Jello, and that when Carla drag me home. I hope Sexy Red doesn't hump my leg when I get home. Because he might ruin magic touch. Of San Francisco. Remember, Sexy Roach have alopecia, so he need plastic surgery transplant and get sent to Turkey. I book flight for two week. Hopefully papa not find out, until two week later. And I drink 2 liter coke celebrate. Anyways, I get guzzled into back seat, and await home, with dream of fresh roach chocolate under bed. i wonder if I meet San Franchizzler again.
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