Can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

That’s a very specific fey creature at work there…

concept: lacy bralettes, messy half up top knots, black leather watches with gold accents, candles burning while a storm rages outside, that random stray piece of glitter on your face, the way you feel when you’re taking a nap with your pet, and the lights of a distant city as you drive towards it in the middle of the night.

Peter Parker would totally swing around the city trying to find pokemon

I want to laminate this and pull it out of my pocket whenever someone complains about how smart phones have made us disconnected.