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Helga pressed herself to his side. Her own arm wrapping around his waist, head laying heavy against him. Her steps were still quite careful as not to fall down, trip over her own feet or misstep. The thought of having a warm and safe place besides Torstein tonight comforted her immensely. “That sounds nice.. Just lay in bed maybe” There was a small weak smile aimed towards the taller man.
“Yes. I am sure the furs will keep us warm and cozy tonight,” Torstein agreed with a nod as the warm smile on his face grew slightly more present. As much as he enjoyed drinking and laughing and feasting and what not in the halls, he did not wish for Helga to end up freezing to death after passing out on her way home. He much rather lay in bed with her all night, putting the alcohol aside for a change, and making sure that Helga would be alright. It was the kind of responsibility he was not used to, but in Helga's case, it was the kind he would gladly take upon himself if it meant that Helga would be safe and feel better eventually. After all, his friends would still be there for him to hang out with the next day, and the day after that, and the day after, and so on, up and until either him or them would perish.
"I'll take care of you," he eventually muttered the promise as they neared his home, making sure to keep Helga close so that she would not be too cold. Fortunately, it was not a troublesome task to look after her -- he actually felt quite proud to look after her for a change, rather than the other way around. It was far more common that Helga would make sure he was safe or well-fed or healed as he bumbled through life.
Continued from here with @skutilsvein Ofcourse Helga has quite a few drinks. Actually, it had been the same amount torstein had had. But not only did Helga not usually drink beer like he did, but she was drinking much heavier stuff than just something from the tap. But it said enough that Torstein was gone far enough that he hadn’t understood her attempt to seduce him. But nevertheless, Helga would try again. “Drunk rhymes with Sex, like Sex rhymes with us” Due to her standing on an empty crate, gratefully borrowed from the bar so she could at least easily look her boyfried. Helga was able to boop her lovers nose with her finger, patting it a couple of times too many perhaps with her pointer finger. Giggling all the while. Looking over at her cousin, who seemed a little more sober than she was. But she seemed to be having fun as well at the other side of her table. Perhaps Helga should have offered Arne a crate as well, so that for once, he could feel a little more like Torstein.
"That doesn't rhyme either, you silly woman," Torstein purred; however, the sing-songy, playful way of speaking indicated that he certainly understood the implication now. He turned to fully face Helga, his interest easily pulled towards her as a result of her simply standing there. The spark in his eyes revealed both his drunken state and his overall intuigue for her, and he smiled sheepishly as he sipped from his beer. He then followed her eyes with his own, to Arne and Alva, and his smile turned into an entertained smirk upon noticing their height difference -- something that was absent between himself and Helga for a change. He quite liked it.
"But we could make it rhyme," he added, purring still, sounding a bit more suggestive than before. He was not quite sure how they could make it rhyme, but then again, he did not literally mean those words, had not thought about them. It was Torstein's drunk attempt to return the suggestive nature of Helga's comments.
[ Yaaassss Jefferson Hall in a new History Channel documentary, looking pretty much like Torstein, I approveee! =D ]
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute. ”
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"Are you sure? You don't look fine, Gyda. Maybe you shouldn't walk for a bit..."

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"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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"Ouch! Helga! Don't do that!" Torstein growled, pained, as he quickly withdrew his arm.
“ ow! that hurts! ”
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"I can't help you if you don't sit still!"
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“ oh my god, what happened? ”
“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
“ who did this to you? ”
“ that’s…a lot of blood. ”
“ i think it’s broken ”
“ can you move? does it hurt? ”
“ we need to get you to a hospital. ”
“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch! ”
“ it’s just a scratch. ”
“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine. ”
“ that’s not supposed to bend that way. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ don’t you pass out on me! ”
“ i’m just so tired. ”
“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
“ i just need to sit down for a minute… ”
“ let me carry you. ”
“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise. ”
“ hey! i said stay awake! ”
“ tell me what hurts. ”
“ does it hurt when i do this? ”
“ ow! that hurts! ”
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute. ”
“ it was an accident. ”
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Sola gjekk i ringen, sumaren sende Hanar galar rismål for alva i enga
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Continued from here with @helgawhoheals
It had been a while since Torstein had last been here. Both him and his friends had been particularly busy as of late, and even now only one of them had found time to join him. Fortunately, his best friend Arne was always fun to have around, and had not hesitated to agree to enjoy the beautiful weather with him. They had spent most of the afternoon swimming, glancing at women, and eating -- far too much -- icecream. Now, it was Arne's turn to buy the two of them a drink, and Torstein took the opportunity to have a well-deserved lie down in the sun.
It was not long before he was disturbed again, however, as an unexpected weight suddenly pressed on him. Those damned children, can't even look where they are going! With a deep, disturbed frown, he opened his eyes and sat up on his lower arms to throw whoever had disturbed him a displeased glare. The glare did not last very long. The first thing he noticed when his eyes finally adjusted to the sunlight was how pretty she was. The second thing he noticed were her hurried and apologetic words. It took him a few moments to process it all.
"It's fine, don't worry," Torstein quickly interrupted her, hoping that he did not sound too unintendedly rude or rough. He looked her over briefly, and his frown turned into a lighter, worried version. "Did you hurt yourself?"
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"Had a few too many drinks, hmm?" he teased; however, judging by his headache, he was hardly one to speak. "We should stay in today."
"So... was it good..?"
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"Do you even still have to ask?" he casually replied, smiling, somewhat intruiged by her question.
The Morning After Sentence Starters
"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
"So.. Was it good?"
"Who topped?"
"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
"I should go."
"This didn't mean anything."
"We shouldn't have done this..."
"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
"This stays between us."
"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"So, how much for last night?"
"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
"Don't answer it!"
"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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Hel buried her face in the long fur of the feline - that made her look dwarfed by comparison to the mass of it’s fluff - to hide a giggle. “It’s just a cat!” she chuckled. It purred softly as she nuzzled her cheeks and nose into the Forest cat’s unruly tufts of fur.
"Just a cat," Torstein replied, voice filled with disbelief, as he took a few careful steps back. He shook his head in disapproval. He did not usually mind the presence of animals of whatever kind -- he would be a pretty bad hunter if he did -- but this furry feline was bigger than any he had ever seen. "Just... make sure it keeps its distance!"
Hel stared, unblinking at Torstein for a solid minute before she spoke. “I am not nearly drunk enough for this conversation.”
"Then drink!" Torstein suggested with a cheerful chuckle as he rose a pint of ale her way. He looked particularly unmoved by Hel's seeming astonishment, as if he had not even noticed it. "There's plenty!"