Stripped down.

"Let me get some coffee first...."☕☕

🤣🤣🤣

When the new table you bought...prevents you from entering the next room...🤷‍♂️

When she's got to get back to the party...

Good memories E...

👣

🔥🔥

When payback...is a motherf**ker....

When you have a canyon...and it runs through your kitchen table...

When the Pope gets his own forest...🤦‍♂️

When she teases you...from under the table...

When she can tell by your grip...its ON tonight...

When she has a third nipple...🤷‍♂️

You lied and told her that her socks were in the dryer....all so you could satisfy your own appetite...and eat her from behind...

When its your turn...to bend over the I.R.S. lady...

When you lose your balance...and get your pecker caught in the fan...😳

i'm just tryna fall asleep with him inside of me

When your deep, hard thrusts wake her from her sleep...