bit by bit

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

me when i was a child who had a crush on a girl and didn’t understand it or know what to do with it: pulls a handful of grass from the ground and sprinkles it over her head

it's so funny seeing people on twitter pining after tumblr like "damn the tagging system was great" or "i miss customizing my own page" it's like that scene in movies where everyone eulogizes a character who's very much still alive and in the room

Everybody knows to give the big man some space.

catboy this catboy that… grow up and see the light. it’s time for catmen

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

i don't like big women because i'm so woke i've transcended beauty norms or whatever the fuck, i like them because i'm gay and have eyes. get well soon to everyone who's not on my level

impostors should be able to read ghost chat. imagine how much more fun it'd be to go "who killed my friend? ):" and see them shouting at you from beyond the grave

hamlet

compresses you into a zip file and doesn't extract you lol

funniest thing about mettaton not actually being ai is that none of the traditional robot gotchas would work on him. someone tells him to count how many grains of sand there are on a beach and he just tells them to fuck off

What a beauty!