Everyone is going to have a summer of self discovery whether they like it or not

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

said to myself “wow I can’t believe this movie isn’t streaming, that sucks” GIRL YOU HAVE OVER 300 DVDS AND VHS TAPES I PROMISE YOU HAVE IT

fixing you to prevent decay, removing any water contained in you, replacing the water with paraffin, cutting you into very thin sections using my microtome, placing you on glass slides, staining you using various dyes to reveal your specific tissue components, and holding you in place with a glass cover slip