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FLOKI THE BOAT BUILDER - VIKINGS S1, EP7.
the haunted house taken from the 1986 rebecca brown book.
do you remember me?
look, look what’s here. i thought i’d lost this, but it’s been here all along.
i’ll have nothing to do with it. do you hear me? not a thing to do with it.
you slept all day. you needed it.
home is someplace to go back to when you’re tired of being out living.
you all right, honey?
it’s our home now. nobody else’s. ours.
you never expect things. you forget that things can happen, but they do.
nobody calls me that, shitface.
it’s here, there’s something underneath the house that’s scratching to get in.
you bastard.
i’ve been thinking. i want to talk with you.
you take a nap this afternoon. you’re really wiped out.
that’s when my wanting changes shape, from pointed, sharp, direct, and so near to the surface and the almost-said, into the soft, almost unsayable and numb.
i woke up when you wanted a glass of water. i held your sweet warm head when you drank. you slept through it all and were dreaming again by the time i left your room.
hey, come on, isn’t this the part of the movie when we’re supposed to say, “this is the life”?
the loneliest i ever was, was when i was with you.
it’s like when you’ve been shouting and shouting and shouting in a nightmare and you think you’ve been awake, but it’s all been in your sleep and then you finally shout aloud.
now don’t cloud up and rain.
do you remember this?
all i ever wanted was one good, loyal love.
we’re sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected. please check the number and try again.
did my mother look at me? or hold me? did she carry me?
well, everyone likes chocolates.
there’s no again, no going back. you learn to live with what you have. you learn how to forget.
you can do it. just try to reach me.
the dream i’m having is of home.
hey, it’s no big deal. don’t make it such a big thing.
all of this happened only moments ago, but i think of it with the kind of sadness you feel for something long, long ago that you can’t have again but you tell yourself you’d really want to if you could.
just like me a little, you only have to be my friend for a while.
choose your favorites and let the others go.
NOT EXACTLY SPOILERS because I haven’t seen the last season and probably won’t bother either- but I will probably take some of the ending into my canon divergent, because in Floki’s cd he does travel around a lot after leaving England, but ayy it will definitely include a lot more Helga and his fam because they did her dirty there damn :)))
SEND AN EMOJI FOR A STARTER / DRABBLE BASED ON…
add ‘ + 🔁 ’ to reverse the roles !
✍🏻 : my muse to write your muse a letter
💋 : my muse to kiss your muse
👨👩👧 : my muse to tell your muse about their family
💃🏼 : our muses to go dancing together
👔 : my muse to fix your muse’s tie
🧣 : my muse to lent your muse their scarf
👓 : my muse to clean your muse’s glasses
🌂 : our muses to share an umbrella
🐶 : our muses to adopt a pet together
🌹 : my muse to give yours flowers
💫 : my muse to stargaze with your muse
🌧 : our muses to get caught in the rain
☃️ : our muses to build a snowman or have a snowball fight
🍳 : my muse to cook breakfast for your muse
🍟 : my muse to steal your muse’s french fries
🍕 : our muses to eat pizza together
🥘 : my muse to cook dinner for your muse
🍦: my muse to buy yours an ice cream cone
🍮 : our muses to share a dessert
☕️ : our muses to have coffee together
🍵 : our muses to have tea together
🍻 : my muse to buy your muse a drink
🍷 : my muse to get yours a glass of wine
⛳️ : my muse to take yours mini golfing
⛸ : my muse to take yours ice skating
🛼 : my muse to take yours roller blading
🎟 : my muse to take yours to the movies
🎤 : my muse to sing for yours or to take yours to the karaoke
🎳 : our muses to go bowling
🎮 : our muses to play video games together
🚗 : my muse to give yours a ride
🎢 : our muses to go to the amusement park
🏖 : our muses to go to the beach
🏕 : our muses to go camping
📲 : my muse to text your muse
🌡 : my muse to take care of yours when they are sick
🛁 : my muse to give yours a bath
🛒 : our muses to go grocery shopping together
🃏 : our muses to play cards together

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Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.
☠ Drabble list-- You can send one anytime.
☠Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.
Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who is going to be doing what.
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Angst of Hell
O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.
Will you…?—
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
NSFW-ish Drabbles.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.
Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Random Drabbles.
Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.
Will you Mourn…?
Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain. Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours. Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date. Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.
Some More…
Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa
Our Relationship is more than a…
Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.
Spending Holidays Together…
Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
————————–REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA SENTENCE STARTERS cw for language, violence, illness, body image, death. change as needed.
“No one really knows his name for sure.” “Pray he never comes knocking at your door.” “He’ll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest.” “He will come at your weakest hour, when no one is around who might rescue you.” “None of us are free from this horror.” “You disgust me.” “You don’t have much time. It’s spreading rapidly.” “Commence your groveling.” “I’ll keep those vultures guessing.” “Industrialization has crippled the globe.” “It could change your life rest assured.” “Wait! You’re going to get us caught!” “Why care for these petty obsessions?” “What if you could have genetic perfection?” “Would you change who you are if you could?” “There were these bodies. They were all dead.” “You missed your medicine and fell unconscious.” “You could have died! You… You scared me to death!” “I’d be lost if I were to lose you.” “I will stop at nothing to keep you safe.” “Your mother, rest her soul, would be so proud of you.” “We will always be there for you in your time of need.” “_____, you’re the world to me.” “I’m infected.” “I don’t think that I can be fixed.” “Why are my genetics such a bitch?” “Thanks for the disease.” “How much of it is fate? How much of it depends on the choices that we make?” “Can I stop it or am I a slave?” “Don’t you dare touch your TV.” “Look what I’ve become.” “The years roll by without you.” “There is something I can’t tell her.” “I am lost without you here.” “I am only living out a lie.” “I’m the monster. I’m the villain.” “He left me in charge.” “I don’t take lip from a cunt.” “I’m the smartest and the toughest.” “____ don’t take shit from no one.” “____ steals all of the hearts.” “You ain’t got the guts.” “You don’t know me, but your mother was once very dear to me.” “They shall inherit nothing.” “I guess I’ll take it to my death.” “You never should have left me.” “It’s been difficult to see you after what you put me through.” “I can go out with a bang.” “It’s nice to see young talent blooming.” “My kids have been… well, disappointing.” “Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face?” “There is hope- an antidote.” “Who says that Dad needs to know everything?” “It’s a thankless job but somebody’s got to do it.” “Peeling off the tissue inch by inch. Skinning off the muscles too.” “No one ever thanks me when I’m done. How self-absorbed people can be.” “I haven’t been this excited since my first elective surgery.” “Someone’s going to hang if I don’t get my coffee!” “I will shoot you in the face!” “What’s this, rat piss?” “Someone must sing. Why can’t it be me?” “When the geezer croaks, you will all learn to respect me.” “Seeing you two stirs memories.” “Of course, I joke.” “How am I going to find my way home?” “I’m sorry! I’ll pay later!” “Did you take your medicine?” “It’s looking grim.” “I will rush home when I’m done.” “Don’t bother me. You’ll get me caught.” “Would you care to comment, sir?” “Welcome _____ to the stage.” “I couldn’t feel or remember a thing.” “A month later, I was turning tricks.” “Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all.” “Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.” “Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all.” “She needs a little help with the agony.” “So you think you got heart? So you think you got balls?” “Well, it’s my turn to shine.” “I can’t feel nothing at all.” “Is there a reason why you couldn’t phone me this target?” “I can’t afford a scandal here.” “You break my friggin’ heart.” “Remember what you did to _____.” “Why relive that moment?” “Can you forgive me for this?” “Will they live? Doubtful.” “Better start praying when you see him coming.” “I hope you have my money or it’s buon viaggi.” “I remember every dying whisper, every desperate murmur.” “She looks just like you.” “I cannot do this job. Find someone else.” “He wants out? Then I will take him out.” “Can you come down, please? So we can speak.” “Your resemblance is striking.” “I was told you died with her.” “How do I put this? I’m your godmom.” “In you is a world of promise.” “You could learn from all my failures.” “Name the stars and constellations. Count the cars and watch the seasons.” “Just forget me.” “Best if I resume my life inside my bedroom.” “A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom.” “Yield for nothing.” “Let your life be your dream.” “Don’t you have a show tonight?” “You never were a man of many words.” “Let her stay in here. Please, hide her here.” “I’ll be fine, ____, don’t you fret.” “There are things in life that we do best to leave alone.” “Your mother’s death taught me to accept that nothing ever lasts in this world.” “Foolish dreams can destroy a grown man. What chance has a seventeen-year-old girl?” “I’m just seventeen, and it’s better than forty.” “Stay with the dead- I’m joining the living.” “Something’s changing… I can feel it.” “You cannot control me, father.” “Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster.” “I’ll be the laughingstock of the stage.” “This is your fault. I asked you to help me.” “I gave you the life I wished I’d had.” “I look like a crime scene.” “All you ever do is take, take, take. All I ever do is give.” “Your genes are not worthy of mine.” “Flesh is weak. Blood is cheap.” “Gold- It makes the world go round.” “I will not be betrayed.” “I must be brave, come what may.” “I’ve made my peace. I hold no grudge.” “No chance for peace. I’ll end this grudge.” “I’ll stain the streets. They’ll run with blood.” “I’m gonna sing my final song.” “It’s gonna be a bloodbath.” “Stand up, don’t be shy.” “This makeover came for a small added fee. Now I look smashing on live TV.” “You’re close enough to taste it.” “We’ll use you as bait to draw this snake out of his hole.” “Will you let yourself be trapped, or will you use your trap to trap him?” “She’s been caged up like a monster by her overbearing father.” “Didn’t I say the world was cruel?” “Tell me how this happened, what I did wrong. Tell me why.” “Can we just go home, ____, and forget this dreadful night?” “Didn’t you say that you were different?” “All you’ve ever told me, every word is a lie.” “Didn’t you say that you’d protect me?” “I hate you. Go and die.” “You’ve exceeded all my plans.” “Touch her and I swear I’ll kill you.” “I’m dying you idiots.” “Someone tell me what is going on.” “This will pass. You’ve got to fight through it.” “I’ve deceived the only one that matters.” “All you have to do is pull the trigger.” “Oh, god, what have I done to you?” “Your dad deserved whatever happened to him.” “Remember my mistakes. Remember you can change.” “Remember that it’s up to you to go and shape your life into one that’s worthy of remembering.” “Don’t come near me. You’re embarrassing.” “Don’t show your face to me. You’re disgusting.” “Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were.” “I didn’t know I’d love you so much but I do.” “Sometimes I’d stay up all night wishing to God that I was the one who died.” “Go and change the world for me.” “We will always have each other in our time of need.” “I have hated and loved you.” “Though the imprint is deep in me, it will always be up to me.” “Sometimes I wonder how we ever got here.” “Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on.” “We all wind up in a tiny pine box.” “Our heroes will never be forgotten.” “I can’t fucking hear you, you fucking peasants!” “You gonna start applauding?”
LIKE I COULD REALLY USE some longer, plotted threads for Floki- his muse is high lately.

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Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
@confessionsofamonk asked the carpenter: ❝ you need to wear pants ! ❞
❝ & you need to stop be so 𝐀 𝐍 𝐍 𝐎 𝐘 𝐈 𝐍 𝐆, priest. or are you that ashamed of your own body, like your God ? ❞
; jcyfulmess·:
Astrid didn’t know the man well enough, although his reputation went beyond Kattegat as the famous boatbuilder who ran raids with Ragnar Lothbork and built him his army of ships. A myth, a legend… a God some of them described him. She wasn’t sure what to think herself, mirroring her own opinion on her mentor, Lagertha’s. Of course, she had heard the story about his loss.
Tankard in hand, she looked back at him, readjusting her crown - still unused to it, feeling awkward as Harald’s wife or whatever it seemed that she was - she took a sip of her mead. ’ Are you questioning the Gods ? Do not you believe in the Gods wishes for us ? Wherever is Helga, I am sure she is helping those out there. I heard only good things about your wife. ’
He knew 𝐁 𝐄 𝐓 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑, but scarred lips remained closed. The slight tilt of his head so truth couldn’t be read in the back of his eyes. He had come here for Harald, neither friend or foe, but a potential ally nonetheless he was no king of men & the settlement was starting to show signs of agitation. He was a 𝐓 𝐑 𝐈 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑, but fine lies would crumble eventually.
❝ It is not a bad thing to 𝐐 𝐔 𝐄 𝐒 𝐓 𝐈 𝐎 𝐍 them- ❞ mused words, a gulp of his drink drowning them down. Back straightened, but shoulders slumped not long after. He didn’t like to be amongst people, never had- especially not when having to call in a favour.
❝ Helga 𝐀 𝐋 𝐖 𝐀 𝐘 𝐒 helps. Wherever she is she still does, but does that mean she forgives me for not having been there ? I carried her when we wed, and I carried her to her grave. A 𝐂 𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐋 fate for many who love. ❞
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@eddaborn asked the carpenter: Send 💬 for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.
❝ Whatever you're going to 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊, the answer is No ! ❞

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❛ I have been told your God is a 𝐂 𝐀 𝐑 𝐏 𝐄 𝐍 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑. And guess what ? So am I ❜
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anonymous asked : How does Floki react to something annoying, like someone singing a really annoying song, or making an annoying sound and they just won't stop?
That is quite simple, actually. He will just walk away & not bother doing anything else, really. He would just find a spot where he won’t hear it & is not disturbed.