SOMEBODY BOUGHT ME A FUCKIN SWITCH
Like, a wholeass, Nintendo Switch
The only clues I have are 1: It's addressed to Renya, not my birth name (which rules out my family coz they refuse to call me that) and 2: the return address is in west yorkshire
I don't even know anyone from there????
I'm just gonna bag it up again and wait for the postie to come back because this is a mistake. It has to be
A second parcel just arrived
ANIMAL CROSSING
FROM SCOTLAND
I KNOW EXACTLY WHOS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MADNESS
"We all chipped in to get you one because we knew how hyped you were for Pokemon Snap"
OHHHHOHOHOHOOHOSJDBKVUXHCJVK
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING :D <3












