Fuck

hot cocoa made with water isnt hot cocoa. thats what they made socrates drink to kill him.

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

I just wheezed so hard I have a headache now so thanks for that

detective pikachu was super cute and my only complaint is that now i have to face the fact that i don’t live in a world where pokémon are real

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore

[ASMR Roleplay] You Are a Roomba Named Jeremy Being Gently Coaxed Out From Under a Bed By Your Dad Justin McElroy

where the fuyck is the clown music coming from

You

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

Oh my god 💕💕