Just a Regular Sugar High

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

a good character that ship and I just invented is woman who identities strongly as a BoyMom but the more she chats with the other boymoms the more it comes clear that she created her boy in a lab and is under the impression that this is the only way you can acquire a boy. it also slowly becomes clear that the guy she refers to as her "hubby" is some sort of igor and her She Shed is a horrifying laboratory. crucially she believes this is all normal and she is just as annoying about it as a regular boymom would be about her sheshed

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!