Under Arrest For Crimes Against Gorilla City

hot tip: prehistoric animal fursonas are gonna be big in Q3 2019...buy in now

just thinkin’ about baboons. and how they could, if they so chose, rise up

im fortunately no longer a catholic but i DO enjoy using lent as an excuse to just go wild on fried fish. serve me up the nastiest sea-meat you got. slap it on a potato roll and bury me with my coleslaw on, padre

Franz Kafka and H.P. Lovecraft walk into a bar. The bartender is labeled ‘student loans’ and is punching me, over and over again. Mr. Kafka would have recoiled in horror, once; ever since slipping forward in the timestream to the late 2010s, however, he has become somewhat numb to his every dark reckoning bursting to life in front of his eyes. He ruminates on this as the bartender (labeled ‘student loans’) retrieves a wooden bat from behind the bar. Mr. Kafka observes that something once meant for sport became first a tool of defense, and now, a tool for assault; he further surmises that all this would make for an excellent story, if he ever wanted to pick up the pen again, which he does not. Mr. Lovecraft says, to no-one in particular, an antiquated slur.

the announcement of a concrete release date for Frozen 2 has really put my life on a timetable. i cannot, and in fact REFUSE to, work at a theater through another frozen movie release

i dont really notice preroll advertisements anymore but theres one on youtube right now that refers to pro overwatch players as ‘the best of us’ and it makes me recoil in disgust every time

you have to tell me if you’re a cop, and you have to tell me if your drawing request is going to have anime hair

despite spending my adult life working with Mainstream Normal People, my youth spent in art and music spaces and continuing online life means that i often forget that your average midwesterner finds facts like ‘i read horoscopes’ absolutely mindblowing, which is v funny. might as well tell my coworkers that im from the moon