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I watched a large ant and a small ant fight over a piece of poison bait today. Truly no winners there.
You ever finish your day and realize your shirts been backward the whole time…? Yeah. Me too.
So, lemme get this straight, there are people for whom regular social interaction is… easy?
Ex’s be like, “I’m over you,” then go date a knock off version of you.
How old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best?
I forgive myself for the way I let people treat me when i didn’t know any better.
There’s always gonna be someone that doesn’t like you, don’t let It bother you.
What is procrastination, if not relaxation persevering?
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I wasn’t in the mood to exist.
Just saw a raccoon pop its head out of a storm drain like Pennywise and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.
Dreams do come true if you believe, but you have to make your move.
Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.
A sign you are a grown up is when you realize, school is actually more fun than work.
Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.
3 words 8 letters, “I got food.”
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door, then you realize you forgot something, so you have to go back.
Admit it. You love the songs that describe exactly what you are feeling.
I really don’t care about the party. I only came for free food.
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
Never apologize for saying what you feel. That’s like saying sorry for being real.
Is it possible to party alone?
Imagine if it was possible to find out everyone who secretly had a crush on you.
Beauty gets the attention but personality gets the heart.