Sitting Here Alone

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”  And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

I like him too. I miss him.

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet