POWER

“You have long been my most trusted servant, Lord Vader. But your recent failures cannot be allowed to go unnoticed.” The shadow turns its head, piercing orbs of sinister yellow light gazing out from the depths of its hood at the constantly breathing creature. “The success of my Empire depends on the success of my followers. All of them. I do not want excuses for not achieving that success. I want to know how you will rectify your mistakes and ensure you do in the future.” Turning to fully face its disciple now, the shadow presses the darkness against the other’s mind, giving more weight to his no-doubt constant reminder that he belongs to it. “Unless there is something you wish to tell me, Lord Vader? Something you believe I should take into consideration before judging what your further worth to me is? I sense there has been much on your mind of late. Perhaps it would relieve you to share.”

“The galaxy is now mine, and so it is also yours, my dear. Our rule will last as long as our love, if you will accept it.”

“Oh, I’m afraid you are mistaken, my friend. He would never betray me like this.”

“Jar Jar is mine!”

Behold my creation

“Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.”

It’s not revenge of the fifth just yet, but like this for a canon dialogue starter anyway

Ian McDiarmid’s favourite scene was the opera house and the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise and this is all I ever needed to know.

I’ll be your mummy, come give me a hug

I know last night was a mistake but...I can’t really bring myself to regret it

fine then. i’ll go talk about it with my new son, your old master. at least he appreciates my happiness

if you mean finding eternal happiness with the gungan who loves you, yes

I SAID “NO ONE HAS TO KNOW WHAT WEESA DO” HIS HANDS ARE IN MY HAIR HIS CLOTHES ARE IN MY ROOM AND HIS VOICE IS A FAMILIAR SOUND NOTHING LASTS FOREVER BUT THIS IS GETTING GOOD NOW

when will a jar jar write the true otp of star wars with me?

well what did you think i was gonna do? kill all the jedi and become emperor of the galaxy? where’s the money in that?

how about an alternative deal? you stay dead, and I’ll still adopt your boy