The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

Last night I couldn't fall asleep because i was too emocional about Otherland. So now I think it's time for reread.

Got random like on this post. Everyone should know that I was able to finish first book and I am making slow but satisfying progress with the second

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is they’re not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16 ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything