Ray

He will never be allowed to hunt down The Joker and kill him for good or even just torture him a little, simply because he’s the cash cow of DC’s villains, so Jason is destined to forever be tormented by him but never the other way around.

He will also never have Bruce do what he wants him to do or compromise himself for Jason simply because he’s the cash cow of DC’s superheroes, so Jason has to be the one to compromise himself for him, hence why DC is trying to turn him into a hero recently because that’s the only thing they can do with his character since he’s only a “sidekick” and sidekicks aren’t allowed to defeat their superiors or change them.

having brain fog from being a tired single dad and accidentally plucking Angel’s tiny princess socks out of the laundry basket before work and attempting to put them on before realising that they’re too small for his feet

buying Angel a hand crocheted skag at a fair and painstakingly mending it whenever it’s looking too dog eared

sticking his tongue out while he types on his keyboard

keeping a “#1 super hero” mug on his desk at work

getting way too invested in tv shows and yelling at the screen when the characters are being idiots or make choices that he personally wouldn’t make

having Dad Knowledge, like magically knowing directions to places he’s only ever been to once or being able to tell you exactly what is wrong with your pc without even being in the same room as it

furiously juggling 10 different repair jobs at home as Angel continues to accidentally break household appliances with her powers

being super late for meetings and wolfing his breakfast down in the corridor on the way to the conference room

throwing silent tantrums behind Tassiter’s back in the style of a Jim Carey character and waiting for the door to close before yelling expletives at full volume

putting his arm around the back of the passenger seat while reversing the car

cooking all of Angel’s meals but being super messy while he does it. Eg: dropping the lid of the sauce jar into the spaghetti, failing to catch 30% of the stir fry ingredients while tossing the pan, always misplacing his spoon and having to get another out of the drawer each time until there’s no clean ones left

[ID: a drawing of angel the siren as a child and as an adult. at the top, angel as a child is standing with a green stuffed animal in her arms, looking forwards as handsome jack stands behind her. he has one hand on her shoulder and a gun pointed to the ground in the other. their shadows trail down and merge to show control core angel, where angel as an adult is sitting with her back turned. her siren wings spread out to the side as a silhouette of jack can be seen in the background. END ID.]

some details under cut cause tumblr kills quality and i really like how they turned out :'-)

damian, about to drop some new pronouns: so do i! im going first!

dick: bad.

jason: good.

damian: a weapon.

tim: *sips coffee* antidepressant.

everyone: *looks worriedly at tim*