English Inquisition

“Alright! Names Emel by the way, but you can call me Detective Alper if you like. Wanna go get a drink?” 

"...I suppose a drink or two can't hurt.  Thank you, Detective Alper."

“Well do you mind hanging out with a little old detective like me Mister Barnham?”

"I suppose not.  I wouldn't do to leave a woman alone when she's requesting company, after all."

“Well… I have a thing for gingers. A little thing, but you are really cute too.” The girl looked up at him innocently, batting her eyes as she fidgeted with her purse. “Anyway, I didn’t catch your name.”

"Zacharias Barnham." And that's all he's going to say about that.

“Well well, why don’t you just hang out with me? I probably know this area better than you, just haven’t been here for a while. However, I’d get lost any day with a babe like you.”

"...is there a reason you're flirting with me?" Cue flustered Zack here.

“I was gonna just ask for directions, but now, I think I’d rather talk to a complete hottie like you.~♥ “

"...I'm afraid I don't know this area very well, either.  I'm from quite far away."

"Your hair is really cool! … Oh yeah, um, do you need legal assistance? At the Wright & Co. Law Offices? … Don’t tell anyone I forgot that part, please."

"...you look... incredibly familiar.  Have we, by chance, met before?" He can't quite put his finger on it.  Good detective work there, Barnham.