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She's a 10 but she's constantly daydreaming about a fictional man railing her.

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character: *dies*
fanfic writers: sike! ✍
*Sebastian going through drivers training*
Robin: Alright, you’re driving and then Abigail and Haley walk into the road; what do you hit?
Sebastian:..Haley. Haley, for sure.
Robin: No. THE BRAKES. you hit the brakes
Penny: Did it hurt when you fell?
Sam: From heaven?
Penny: uh no. I was talking about you tripping over your foot a few minutes ago
Sam:..
Sebastian: We all saw it.
Sam:…idk what ur talking abo-
Robin: hey Sebby can you stop changing the google logo
Sebastian: What?
Robin: The logo for google, you keep changing it
Sebastian: Mom I don’t change the logo, google does
Robin: you don’t run google?
Sebastian: If I ran google I wouldn’t be driving a Kawasaki motorcycle from 1972

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he owns an air fryer ok
Sebastian relationship HCs
Characters: Sebastian
-Before you’re in a relationship, if Sebastian found a frog while out smoking by the lake, he’d vent to it about just how in love he is with you. He’s not willing to vent to his friends or family about it, so this is the next best thing.
-Abigail and Sam take awhile to realize that he’s in love, but they’re the first to notice it. He is one of their closest friends after all.
-Abigail teases him a bit about his crush on you, but never goes too far.
-Sam always asks when he’s going to ask you out on a date, to which Sebastian tells him that he doesn’t know yet and that he has to think about it.
-Still, how much he loves you isn’t something he brings up by himself pre-relationship. Sometimes it slips, him telling his friends how cute you look today. “(Y/n) looked really cute today. Damn I love them.” he’ll say as he looks at his cigarette in thought. Both of his friends jump into action, telling Sebastian that he should totally ask you out and that you two would look cute together.
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Stardew Valley Bachelors: Accepting the Mermaid Pendant
Author’s note: I just want these to be more personalized so I guess I gotta do it myself. In other news I have Shane brainrot and just married Sebastian so only two left to fall in love with-
🌹 Alex
- This man absolutely cradles the pendant, and it looks so small in his hands. He’s already tearing up, he was the moment he saw that flash of distinct blue, but the moment you put it in his hands, he’s in tears.
- The love on his face is killing, all consuming, and a part of him can’t believe this is really happening, that he really gets to be your husband.
- He absolutely SMOTHERS you in kisses, he almost forgets to put the pendant on, because he just has to show you how in love, how grateful he is.
🌹 Elliott
- It’s more beautiful than he ever thought it would be. If the pendant weren’t such an important token, he would display it instead of wearing it.
- He immediately puts it on and admires it, before grabbing you into the fiercest kiss you’ve ever shared, pouring all his love into it.
- He barely sleeps that night, admiring it - and your sleeping face - and writing about what your life will be like. But he can’t find any words for how it feels to be engaged to you.
🌹 Harvey
- He’s definitely a little surprised, because you definitely beat him to it. You had discussed marriage, of course, but he thought he was the only one planning to propose.
- So when you present the pendant, the first thing he does is…laugh. And you get really sad and nervous until he shows his own matching pendant, and then you’re both laughing. And crying.
- That pretty much answers your question, and he slips the pendant over your head, gathering you into his arms. He somewhat decides to never let you go again.
🌹 Sam
- He examines the pendant for a minute, his face the absolute picture of shock. He looks between you and the pendant for a couple seconds, before panicking and blurting out “TUBULAR”.
- He will never get over the embarrassment, but it made you laugh. He takes a few moments for you both to calm down and to think about how he’s going to say what he wants to.
- He accepts, as soon as he can think of something better to say, and adds “I really can’t wait to be your husband.”
🌹 Sebastian
- Doesn’t really know what to do at first. He doesn’t know what to think, what to say. He’s happy, yes, but there’s some disbelief.
- “And you’re sure about this? Us? Me?” Just months ago, he was lamenting that no one would notice if he disappeared, and now you want him to be your husband.
- You obviously say yes, and finally, Sebastian smiles, and pulls you in for a kiss. He’s going to be your husband, and he still can’t believe it’s real.
🌹 Shane
- Literally doesn’t believe it at first. He tests to make sure it’s a real pendant at least five times before he looks at you with these super wide eyes.
- “Are you sure? Do you…do you really mean…? Me?” It breaks your heart how uncertain he is. He knows you love him, of course he knows that, but he never thought of himself as the marriage material type.
- Of course, he agrees, after making double, triple, quadruple sure that you mean this. He goes to bed in tears, in utter disbelief that you chose him.
I laughed so hard when i first saw this meme I just had to draw it
Original under the cut
Sam: Did it hurt when-
Sebastian: Yes
Sam: I didn’t finish
Sebastian: Everything hurts

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headcannons for ages and heights of the bachelor/ettes:
abigail: 5’3, 22
alex: 6’0, 19
elliot: 6’2, 35
emily: 5’10, 27
haley: 5’4, 20
harvey: 6’4, 42
leah: 5’9, 26
maru: 5’6, 18
penny: 5’0, 18
sam: 6’1, 21
sebastian: 5’10, 23
shane: 5’7, 37
Seb canonically has a great ass, alright? It's right there on his sprite, check if you don't believe me.
stardew valley culture is making multiple saves just so you can marry your many villager crushes while not hurting their feelings by divorcing them.
Catching frogs in the pouring rain with Sebastian. He’s smiling like a mad man, laughing when you slip and fall. You’re both completely soaked but you could care less at this point. Looking at him, he’s the most precious thing in that entire valley. He’s soaked and looking at you with the brightest sparkle in his eyes.
Once you’re both dried off and the excitement wore off, you’re both laying in bed ready to collapse on the spot. You laid down and opened your arms. Sebastian gladly made his way onto your chest. He listened to your heartbeat, feeling content with how the day had gone. He smiled to himself and glanced up at you. “I love you Y/N, you’re so kind.” He got a wonderful feeling seeing you flustered. “I uh- I love you too Seb.”

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everyone in this town hungry and bisexual damn 😳