Indie. Private. Very low activity rp blog for Sir Crocodile from One Piece.
"My name is Brutus, but the people will call me Rex!"
The Beast in a Manskin Coat; the liberator turned tyrant; the ends justify the means ; illusions of self-importance; might makes right ; a self-made man
Very Headcanon Based. Primarily based in Cross Guild era, but willing to rp anywhere on his timeline.
Very OC friendly ❤️ // Dupe Cautious, but Open ⚠️
Crossover Friendly
Est. March 2026
I dont mind spoilers.
Penned by The Reverend, aka Rev
DEAD DOVE; DON'T LOOK WILL BE PRESENT can include, but not limited to horror elements, body horror, cannibalism, gore, blood, smoking, drinking, abuse, and generally being a terrible person. Please Be Advised. You cannot Fix him. He will make you WORSE.
this is a trans!croc friendly blog!! I do write crocodad, but it is not a requirement for interaction! case by case basis!!
My Crocodile is heavily affiliated lorewise with my Mihawk ( @drculeeyed ) My two blogs go hand-in-hand.
Rules Under Cut
My name is Rev. 35+. Autistic. I am a he/they gnc butch. Over 25 years of writing and rp experience under my belt. I am Old and I am Tired. I am married and currently work in archives. I am actually an ordained minister with Dudeism, a Dudeist Priest if you will, so this blog runs on vibes, 🍃, and a piece of string.
Sorry if my rules read like a business contract, but I do this because I want the freedom to be able to write a very nasty, bad, bad man and allow my partners the freedom to feel safe in this space. I have had nasty encounters in the past and I do not want to repeat them in this fandom.
mutuals only.
anon is always off.
Primarily iconless
Formatting is pretty basic. At most I do small text. I don't care too much on graphics. I will occasionally do aesthetic posts.
Regarding Cross Guild, I think the dynamic of Cross Guild can lead to some fascinating character dynamics and interactions. It's also important for Croc's character. However, I know how rpcs can get about interactions that highlight abusive relationships, so if that squicks you out, I'll tag anything mentioning Cross Guild accordingly.
Due to my age, I prefer to only rp and engage with other muns who are over the age of 25. Smut/NSFW will ONLY be with muns older than 30. No mun name/no age = blocked.
This is not a 'no drama' or 'good vibes only' toxic positivity waste dump. This is not a 'i dont do drama!!' rule. I believe the 'you dont owe anyone anything' mindset can lead to very toxic results. I hate misuse of 'therapy speak'. I don't think that relationships are 'transactional'. Sometimes, people need to vent. Sometimes, people need to get their feelings out so they can work through them. I believe that conflict resolution is healthy and necessary for relationships. Please do not be afraid to approach or discuss matters with me if they are deemed necessary. I will always hear you out first before I make my own conclusions.
I will tag common triggers liberally with *trigger cw* as the tag. If you would like something tagged, please let me know.
Don't be a dick. I have a busy real life including a full time job and earning my second Master's Degree. My rp blogs are for me to do a passion I have had for a long time, but they are low priority. This is not a job. I will block liberally if I feel my boundaries are being crossed. That being said, I rp to make friends and share passions. Please don't be afraid to approach me, even if we are non-mutuals. I will always respect your time.
THERE WILL BE DEAD DOVE; DON'T LOOK ON THIS BLOG.
Muse is well into his 40s and is a mature adult. I enjoy exploring all manner of relationships, be it romantic, sexual, platonic, familial, ect. However, I will not accept romantic or sexual ships aimed at him for muses younger than 30. My one exception to this is CrocxRobin, and I have my reasons, and it's a case by case basis. If you're strictly here for the potential for smut, this isn't the blog for you. This is for what I am comfortable with writing, not meant to be judgemental.
I ship with Chemistry. I am open to most things (as long as they're SSC and do not violate my age rules) . If you're open to a Ship, chances are I might be as well. My One addendum to this is I do not and will not ship reciprocal Doffwani**. I'll write and interact with Doffys!! I will also accept one-sided/unrequited obsession/infatuation from Doffy, Crocodile just will not respond positively. It'd be too out of character for him, imo, and would trigger him in a way I just don't see him following.
** in normal verses. Only place where I see this dynamic happening is in my King of Alabasta AU. If this interests you, please let me know.
I don't police peoples writing. Please don't police mine. If you're the sort who has a dni a mile long, we're not gonna be compatible. Live and Let Live. I do ask that if you do write smut involving incest or underage characters to please tag this for my own blacklisting. I am anti-censorship, but these topics make me uncomfortable and I wish to not engage with them personally. I do not judge those who explore topics in FICTIONAL scenarios, but I put up my own boundaries.
If you actively use AI in your direct, person facing writing, then I take you gently by the hand and ask you why are you in this hobby to begin with.I write with other humans, please.
If you're a person with a cognitive thinking system, I'm going to assume you agree with the phrase that MUN =/= MUSE.
If you can get passed my 'old man' tone, then welcome to my little passion project and I hope to collaborate with you all in the future
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The spit never made it past Crocodile’s lips as Leigh caught him by the jaw mid-motion, talons locking in with brutal precision before the blood could ever land. The prisoner's teeth should have snapped together hard enough to click, the impact reverberating through bone as the blood instead smeared uselessly across Leigh’s knuckles and the front of his coat. For a moment, the entire corridor forgot how to breathe as the admiral just stood there with the other make suspended in his grip, like something vast being held behind a wall that was already starting to crack. What lived in the marine’s chest wasn’t rage but something colder and more deliberate that sharpened itself with every heartbeat, cutting inward instead of outward. Leigh slammed him into the iron bars so hard the metal screamed. The sound echoed down the corridor like a warning bell no one dared answer. Inside, prisoners scattered in panic, stumbling over each other as the bars bent inward under the force of the impact. Somewhere behind them, someone shouted while someone else prayed, but no one helped.
The rear admiral dragged the prisoner back like he weighed nothing and hit the bars again repeatedly. By the fifth strike, iron gave up its claim to being solid as one bar snapped loose with a sharp metallic cry and clattered into the cell interior, leaving a jagged gap where resistance used to be. A massive hand seized the ruined front of Crocodile’s outfit and hauled him back up before he could even decide whether falling would have been mercy. Leigh’s voice came low and measured, “You think that I consider myself a hero?” The tone of his voice gave away the quiet restraint and the effort it took not to do something irreversible as he wanted to, but that meant he stooped to their level.
Around them, the corridor had gone deathly still, so that even the guards who had survived didn’t move. The prisoners beyond the bars pressed themselves back into shadow, and somewhere deeper in the prison, water dripped steadily, indifferent. Leigh shoved the former warlord back into the bars again, forearm pressed across his throat just enough to hold him there, not enough to end it. “You think I care what men you like call me? However, you don’t get to speak about them.” The marine’s gaze wasn’t on him anymore as it drifted past the bodies in the corridor.
“The man you gutted had a son, eight years old. He draws ships because he wants to be a sailor someday.” Leigh said quietly before pausing, and his voice cracked. “The one whose throat you tore out was engaged, and three months from now he was supposed to marry her in Shells Town.” The rear admiral exhaled slowly through his nose, as if he was holding something back by force alone. “All you see are uniforms. I see people, even scum like you, are beings too.” His talons pressed harder through what was left of Crocodile’s shirt, pinning him there, and then he struck him. The impact rang through the corridor like a hammer against stone. A third blow started to form as Leigh drew the pirate in again, shoulders tightening, the quiet violence of inevitability building behind it until the voice cut through the corridor like a blade. “Rear Admiral Ashworth, stand down!”
It came from further down the hall, a controlled authority wrapped in command, the kind of voice that didn’t need to repeat itself. Leigh froze mid-motion as the hand holding the prisoner loosened not in mercy, but in interruption. Slowly, reluctantly, the marine lowered Crocodile instead of striking him again. His grip remained firm, but the violence behind it receded like a tide forced back. For a moment, he didn’t look at anyone, the guards, the prisoners, or even Crocodile, before finally releasing the former warlord. Leigh straightened as his voice, when it came again, was steady. “Get the dead moved. Infirmary for the wounded,” he said. His feet' claws came down on the chain binding Crocodile’s wrists before he could even try to rise, pinning him effortlessly. “As for him, double the seastone, triple the watch, and put him into solitary confinement."
Oh, Crocodile felt that. He felt that hand grip his jaw and shove his mouth so close together he knew he'd chipped a tooth. Was probably lucky the impact hadn't made him bite his own tongue off, but he could taste that coppery sweet flavor of blood in his own mouth. The action only drew a defiant growl from the prisoner, his eyes locked, unblinking into Leigh's gaze.
At the mention of the lives of those Crocodile had ripped apart, all the beast did was flash his lips away from his teeth so that Leigh could see the bloodstains. His blood mixed with that of the throats he had ripped out.
This man was going to die. Somehow. Someway. Crocodile was going to find a way to dig his hook into him and tear off those wings. He was going to ground this damned bat. Their brief eye contact was quickly severed by Crocodile being dragged back by the accompaning backup, but the look was more than apparent.
Dead man walking. You're a DEAD MAN WALKING.
You hear me, Government Dog? DEAD MAN.
Then he hit the bars, and again, and again. Repeatedly, each blow breaking something further into his face, but Crocodile didn't so much as wheeze out a condition of his rage. He only let it boil deeper and deeper, until he was knocked to near unconsciousness and laid flat out on the floor. Only spared by the commanding tone of a higher-ranked voice.
His mouth was held shut, but those slit eyes were constricted to mere dots that radiated an unsung fury in his gaze. They did not leave Leigh's face until the man was brought to heel, chained up in extra seastone and knocked clean out by the guards who had managed to drag him away.
This was a man who had taken the Boiling Baptism without batting an eye. It would take more than this to break him.
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Sir Carmine Wani is a rich man who owns a casino in Nimbasa City in the Unova Region. His Ace is a Krookodile and he breeds Sandiles.
He is a sponsor of many of the local pokemon beauty contests. He wears a prosthetic in this verse, but wears a dramatic hook while at shows. Known for being very flamboyant while also being a bit of a loan shark, he's less bent on destruction and more on just being a lazy big boss type.
Is a sponsor of many of @incalabria shows when Thea is in town.
it was simply too easy to rile her up. and he was doing that simply by staring down at her. why did he even have to be this tall? the world for once felt so unfair. not that she would complain right to his face.
"just because you are a pirate it doesn't mean you can tell me what to do." she huffed as she folded her arms in response. of course, she was offended. being compared to a rather small and weak animal.
"looks like you're not very sharp, huh? anyone would be thrilled to work with someone like me." maybe she did wave her hand, somewhat amused. "but do go ahead. i've never seen a tree do a curtsy before."
That smug, sharp smile never left Crocodile's lips as his half-lidded gaze remained focused on her. The smoke from his cigar drifted into the air, dissipating in a foggy haze over his head, further disfiguring his view of the shorter woman. He was not bothered about her at all.
"And just because you're a government lapdog doesn't mean you get the gall to snap up at me." He tutted his reply, twisting the hook left and right in a corkscrew motion. A tad too close to her stomach, though if it was a threat or him simply not giving a care about their proximity wasn't apparent. "Down, girl."
The mention of the curtsy drew an amused chuckle from Crocodile, the man's rumble of a laugh reverberating so low it might be felt in both their chests.
"I've dealt with enough smart asses in my day to know workin' with you would be nothin' but a headache, and I only give respect where it's due. So, eat me." He tutted.
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A Guide to Caring for your Wani when he is going through Child of the Sun Season:
As per my headcanon on the Kuja of Amazon Lily being a reptilian offshoot of the Mink people, they are affected by the Sun in the same way that the Mink are affected by the Moon. However, their curse is more gradual and related to the sun's intensity than to certain phases of the sun. Therefore, Crocodile is at his most 'primal' while in places where there is heavy sun exposure (such as in Alabasta) or when the sun is at its most intense point, i.e., the Solstice.
In the weeks leading up to the Solstice, Crocodile becomes a lot crankier. Quicker to lose his temper. His skin grows dry and starts to flake and shed, eventually giving way to scales. He also grows in height and bulk, getting more muscular. By the time of the summer solstice, he tends to keep himself unavailable and keeps to himself, as he's a rather unpredictable, unhinged beast at this time. Scales, bigger muscle mass, taller.
Eventually, it wears off, and he returns to how he was before. Transition is very painful for him, and he has a lot of aches and pains before and after the Season.
In Alabasta, he was always in a partially 'hulked out' state due to the sun's exposure. It was why he wore long clothes that covered his body entirely, as well as the large coat, so that people couldn't see his scales.
When Crocodile lurches away from her after the remnants of her Healing fade, she does not try to follow him. Even when he struggles to hold himself up, she stays put and busies herself wiping the blood off her hands. There is the familiar weight of fatigue of having expended her own energy to restore someone else but it wasn't too detrimental.
It wasn't as if he'd been anywhere close to death or had lost a limb. Those sorts of injuries always took the worst out of her.
Thea watches him sedately, her expression otherwise inscrutable. Helping others like this was not uncommon for her, with her reputation often seesawing between extremes: either she was ruthless or she was gentle as a spring breeze. "Give yourself a few minutes," the mythical zoan advises coolly, "you also might want to eat soon. Accelerating healing tends to leave one hungry."
A pause, watching the sand logia with her alien indigo eyes. Would she hold it against him? There's the twitch of an amused smile on her face, "No. You needed help and I was here, that is all there is to it. But I wouldn't say no to some extra house credits for the casino." A playful lilt carrying at the end there.
"Consider it done. You can play as many free games as you want, on the house." He rumbled in response, an exasperated, though amused sound. "All expenses paid vacation, courtesy of Rain Dinners."
Though the bleeding had stopped, the pain still webbed inside of him. He could feel it pulsating around the place where the wound had been, tiny tendrils of white-hot throbbing slowly ebbing out of feeling. As it knitted itself together, he could feel what she was saying. He felt exhausted, far more than when he normally might after overexerting himself with his Devil Fruit. The dull throb of hunger pangs could be felt festering in his stomach, and the Warlord hissed.
"I'll make sure to call off for the cook."He hissed for a moment as he finally let himself rest again. He didn't like having someone else so close to him while he was recovering, even if it was with the one who had done the healing for him. Eventually, he managed to crack his back, his large hand brought back to smooth away the parts of his hair that had gone out of place. "Probably would be courteous of me to invite you to stay for dinner. The least I can do for the one who saved my life."
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Stealing this from a thread with Ziggy, but it's also an HC and lore-based, so it should have its own post
Crocodile's grip was ever-present in Rain Base, from the way the city was laid out to the system by which money changed hands. When he had first arrived in Alabasta, that odd decade and a half ago that it was, the city had been nothing more than a small oasis town, living off of what trade it could and being a refuge for weary travelers. When Crocodile had arrived, he had had a few stipulations to run by Cobra for their relationship to go on unhitched. One had been for Crocodile to have a headquarters of his own. A town where he might rest his head and keep his peace, but relatively centered so that he might have less than a few hours' distance to all corners of Alabasta if need be. The oasis had proven the perfect space, and Crocodile had been allowed to do with it how he wanted.
With Rain Dinners built and with Crocodile's increasing popularity with the populace, the town had grown into a bustling metropolis, bringing in revenue and making the Warlord a very, very rich man. Of course, he paid what was due to the capital city in taxes -no measly sum-, and Cobra allowed Crocodile all the luxuries of practically being the city's mayor.
There was very little that happened in that city that the Warlord did not know about, and what he didn't know, he would be the first to find out.