Indie. Private. Very low activity rp blog for Sir Crocodile from One Piece.
"My name is Brutus, but the people will call me Rex!"
The Beast in a Manskin Coat; the liberator turned tyrant; the ends justify the means ; illusions of self-importance; might makes right ; a self-made man
Very Headcanon Based
Headcanon - About
Very OC friendly ❤️ // Dupe Cautious, but Open ⚠️
Crossover Friendly // Multiship
DEAD DOVE; DON'T LOOK WILL BE PRESENT can include, but not limited to horror elements, body horror, cannibalism, gore, blood, smoking, drinking, abuse, suggestive material, and generally being a terrible person. Please Be Advised. You cannot Fix him. He will make you WORSE.
this is a trans!croc friendly blog!! I do write crocodad, but it is not a requirement for interaction! case by case basis!!
Rules Under Cut
My name is Rev. 35+. Autistic. I am a he/they masc butch lesbian. Over 25 years of writing and rp experience under my belt. I am Old and I am Tired. I am married and currently work in archives. I am actually an ordained minister with Dudeism, a Dudeist Priest if you will, so this blog runs on vibes, 🍃, and a piece of string.
Sorry if my rules read like a business contract, but I do this because I want the freedom to be able to write a very nasty, bad, bad man and allow my partners the freedom to feel safe in this space. I have had nasty encounters in the past and I do not want to repeat them in this fandom.
mutuals only.
anon is always off.
Primarily iconless
Formatting is pretty basic. At most I do small text. I don't care too much on graphics. I will occasionally do aesthetic posts.
Regarding Cross Guild, I think the dynamic of Cross Guild can lead to some fascinating character dynamics and interactions. It's also important for Croc's character. However, I know how rpcs can get about interactions that highlight abusive relationships, so if that squicks you out, I'll tag anything mentioning Cross Guild accordingly.
Due to my age, I prefer to only rp and engage with other muns who are over the age of 25. Smut/NSFW will ONLY be with muns older than 30. No mun name/no age = blocked.
This is not a 'no drama' or 'good vibes only' toxic positivity waste dump. This is not a 'i dont do drama!!' rule. I believe the 'you dont owe anyone anything' mindset can lead to very toxic results. I hate misuse of 'therapy speak'. I don't think that relationships are 'transactional'. Sometimes, people need to vent. Sometimes, people need to get their feelings out so they can work through them. I believe that conflict resolution is healthy and necessary for relationships. Please do not be afraid to approach or discuss matters with me if they are deemed necessary. I will always hear you out first before I make my own conclusions.
I will tag common triggers liberally with *trigger cw* as the tag. If you would like something tagged, please let me know.
Don't be a dick. I have a busy real life including a full time job and earning my second Master's Degree. My rp blogs are for me to do a passion I have had for a long time, but they are low priority. This is not a job. I will block liberally if I feel my boundaries are being crossed. That being said, I rp to make friends and share passions. Please don't be afraid to approach me, even if we are non-mutuals. I will always respect your time.
THERE WILL BE DEAD DOVE; DON'T LOOK ON THIS BLOG.
Muse is well into his 40s and is a mature adult. I enjoy exploring all manner of relationships, be it romantic, sexual, platonic, familial, ect. However, I will not accept romantic or sexual ships aimed at him for muses younger than 30. My one exception to this is wanihana (croc and robin), and I have my reasons, and it's a case by case basis. If you don't/aren't comfortable shipping it, I respect that. If you're strictly here for the potential for smut, this isn't the blog for you. This is for what I am comfortable with writing, not meant to be judgemental.
There probably won't be too much blatant smut on this blog, but I am incredibly sex positive and kink friendly.
I ship with Chemistry. I am open to most things (as long as they're SSC and do not violate my age rules) . If you're open to a Ship, chances are I might be as well. My One addendum to this is I do not and will not ship reciprocal Doffwani**. I'll write and interact with Doffys!! I will also accept one-sided/unrequited obsession/infatuation from Doffy, Crocodile just will not respond positively. It'd be too out of character for him, imo, and would trigger him in a way I just don't see him following.
** in normal verses. Only place where I see this dynamic happening is in my King of Alabasta AU. If this interests you, please let me know.
I don't police peoples writing. Please don't police mine. If you're the sort who has a dni a mile long, we're not gonna be compatible. Live and Let Live. I do ask that if you do write smut involving incest or underage characters to please tag this for my own blacklisting. I am anti-censorship, but these topics make me uncomfortable and I wish to not engage with them personally. I do not judge those who explore topics in FICTIONAL scenarios, but I put up my own boundaries.
If you actively use AI in your direct, person facing writing, then I take you gently by the hand and ask you why are you in this hobby to begin with.I write with other humans, please.
If you're a person with a cognitive thinking system, I'm going to assume you agree with the phrase that MUN =/= MUSE.
If you can get passed my 'old man' tone, then welcome to my little passion project and I hope to collaborate with you all in the future
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at the risk of sounding cringe sappy, you're someone i feel rather comfortable writing with. you're just chill as fuck, rev, and that's what makes others, myself included, feel at ease and gravitate towards you. it's almost funny how easily we clicked when we started writing last year, and you are always down to write any and everything with me. ironically, our muses have a tendency to compliment each other,
but it just goes to show you've got some damn good taste in the muses you choose. and goddamn, I haven't even touched on what an unbelievably talented writer you are. any muse you pick up, you just have this uncanny ability of delving into their head and seeing what makes 'em tick. whether it's the songs you think best suit them, to the aesthetics you associate with each character you choose to write. (i think the lilacs are something i never thought of when it comes to crocodile, but you can bet your ass off that's changin' today.)
and i will always associate mihawks with you.
i guess what i'm tryin' to say is, thanks for being one of, if not, my favorite person to write with on tumblr.
(...that's enough with the sappy shit.)
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A faint, knowing smile curved Nico Robin’s lips as she brushed a stray lock of ebony aside, her expression carefully neutral. She raised the stolen cigar to her mouth–his, of course–taking a slow drag. The heavy smoke curled past her parted lips, a touch too harsh, but she exhaled daintily, unfazed.
“Sir Crocodile…” she murmured to the empty air, as she took her sweet time exhaling, her voice low and laced with that familiar, teasing lilt. “You built an empire on sand–literally–and yet there was something almost admirable in how you refused to bow, even when the world government tried to bury you.
You saw potential in me once, or at least potential betrayal material. I suppose I should thank you for the education… though I suspect you’d rather feed me to your overgrown reptilian pets than hear it.”
Her smile sharpened, eyes glinting with dark amusement as she regarded him.
“You’re a villain with style, I’ll give you that. Dangerous, petty when crossed, and strangely magnetic in your own ruined-prince sort of way. But lonely, too. All that power, and still you trust no one. Maybe that’s why I left. Or maybe I just got bored of inhaling your smog and pretending the rivers wouldn’t part for someone sharper.”
She let out a soft, demure chuckle, palm briefly covering her mouth as she took one final inhale before allowing the miasma of smoky haze to temporarily conceal her features. “All sharp edges and calculated power, yet I can’t help but find it… somewhat intoxicating.” Her grin turned subtly playful. “A shame you hide it behind that cold exterior. I wonder what it would take to make that sharp tongue of yours do something more useful than curse my name as you're so apt to do whenever we cross paths.”
With a graceful flick, she tossed the cigar aside. “Though it simply doesn’t suit with my refined sensibilities,” she murmured as an afterthought, “much like the man himself.”
Dead eyes locked on the woman who stood before him, lips pursed as they no longer held a cigar between them. Her arms had bloomed from his chest and plucked it so easily away. How often he had wondered if she would try that sometime. To bloom against him and try to stab a dagger in his heart.
No. It had simply been a hook in her back instead.
The former Warlord chuckled, a dry sound despite its distant rumble. It did not meet his eyes, which seemed to almost glare daggers into her. Just for a brief moment.
All is forgiven, Nico Robin.
No hard feelings. They had both known that it would inevitably come to that final conjuctive, met there at the foot of the poneglyph. One of them would surely be the death of the other. Yet, here they both were. Still very much alive, though on different pillars of the world.
Both under the leadership of an Emperor. It would seem fit that fate might once more clash them together.
"Do you recall that gala I had hosted at Rain Dinners? The soiree that was meant to bring in all those neighboring cities so they might see the splendor of my home and seek to draw them tighter into my grip? We did our point there, but if I recall, we danced."
He rested a hand on his hip as he shrugged his shoulder. As though trying to brush off the weight seeing her brought to him.
"I have never been much of a dancer, but if I recall, you stated it was a shame you could not do such with the patrons below."
Another chuckle as Crocodile shook his head.
"Were you already tired of me by that night? We both already knew what all of this was, but do not lie to yourself that for a brief few years, you had a purpose, Miss All Sunday. We both had our points. Our little caveats to our contract. The little bits of red lettering that would sever the agreement if it happened."
He looked down his nose at her as that inhuman, reptilian smile crept its way up his maw. A faint flicker of the beast underneath. Flexing in his mansuit.
"Do not pretend that you're more human than I ever was."
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I don't ship dofuwani unless it's the small blip of a scenario where Croc is 100% sure he has control of the situation. Then he will 100% use Doffy's obsession with him to his advantage.
"Hey big boy~ I'll let you, I don't know, sniff my coat or something if you take care of a little problem I have~"
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The night air is warm, and the cicadas outside the tent let up a steady, soothing thrum. It's so late that the island itself is quiet but for the occasional shout from one lookout to another, and the sky outside the window of his tent is velvety dark. Still, sleep eludes Crocodile.
Woolf doesn't have the kindness in her to let him rest.
She's sitting at his feet, forehead resting on his knee and his hand on her head. The curtain of her hair straggles over his thigh and down his leg to tangle, seaweed-like, around his ankles and along the floor. Her eyes glint as she peers up at him.
He's reflected back in her pupils, wet and dark.
'I told you,' that look reminds him. Oh, Woolf is always watching now. 'I told you if you killed me, you were going to pay for it.' She presses her head against his palm as if seeking affection, the tilt of her neck almost demure.
As a section of dirty curls falls away from her face, she 'smiles' up at him--insofar as any woman can small when her jaw is missing. Her tongue dangles lewdly without its support, framed by the exposed roof of her mouth and top rows of teeth.
Her shoulders shake with laughter.
He wasn't sure if he understood a time where he had been without her, now.
He had tracked her down. He had pinned her against the floorboard, head pounding as he could hear his heart in his ears. He hadn't understood a word she said as she had clawed against him; a desperate prey animal attempting to kick free from his grip as he had done what he wanted to do this entire time. Take back what she had STOLEN from him. All he had seen was red, and then the next thing he knew, he was tearing her heart from her chest and devouring it.
Then, as he had laid there, on his knees with her unseeing eyes locked on him through the tendrils of her disheveled hair, neck bent in the way only a corpse might lay, he had realized far too late that it hadn't been what he had wanted. He didn't want this. No. He had crawled to clamber her into his grasp, hold her in his arms as her body bled out across him. He didn't bother to bury her. By the time he his subordinates had found the body, she had been mainly bone anyway.
Inside of him, entirely. Her heart beating alongside his own.
Now, she clambered over his body. As real to him as she had ever been in life, even without her jaw, tongue wagging in an inhuman way. He remembered. He had ripped that jaw off of her.
His massive palm reached upwards to cup alongside her face, feeling it lull against him, and he growled deep.
"Did I regret it?" He hissed through his teeth as he cradled her specter against his chest, making sure that their eyes were meeting in that ink-black void of witching hours. "Did I? Yet, here you are. With me. Forever."
He growled softly as he brough his hand upwards to rest against his chest.
"Do you feel it? Both of our hearts, beating together?"
He chuckled dryly as he tucked away some of her hair, though it fell loose and greasy along her skull. He still met her eyes, refusing to look away from her. For a brief moment, it felt as though his fingertips had intertwined with her very skin. His veins, merging with hers, until they were forged together into a singular, amorphous thing. Where he began and she couldn't end.
One of the most chill people I've befriended, on top of the creativity you bring to the dash in the form of your aesthetics, characterizations and music choices. Always happy to see you around and glad we can collab to write together <3
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Anon no!! Rev I just wanted to say how genuinely grateful I am to be writing with you. Every reply you send has so much heart, care, and thought put into it that it makes me even more excited to write the next scene. Your ideas feel real, your storytelling is captivating, and you have a way of bringing so much life and emotion into every interaction that it’s impossible not to get invested. I honestly look forward to every notification because I know I’m about to read something amazing. Thank you for being such a wonderful writing partner and for creating stories that are not only fun to tell, but genuinely memorable.
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